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Clips from Friends - The One with the Chicken Pox (S02E02)

"Please, please, tell me you have..."
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"- I'm sorry, I never had them. - Oh, oh!"
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"If I had one wish, it'd be to build a time machine, go back to when I was 7..."
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"...when Jimmy Hauser had chicken pox..."
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"...I would grab that kid and rub him all over my face."
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"Yeah, or, you know, you could just wish that I didn't have them now."
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"Can I please see your face?"
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"No. You don't wanna see a face covered with pox."
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"Your face could be covered with lox, I wouldn't care."
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"And you hate fish. Oh."
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"Okay, all right. You can see."
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"This, ahem, is me."
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"Sorry."
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"I am scary."
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"Sorry, the lightning..."
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"Lightning was an unfortunate coincidence."
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"You look lovely. Lovely."
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"I hate this."
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"I tell you, I had the most amazing two weeks planned for us."
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"Phoebe, I've spent the last eight months in a steel tube with men..."
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"...thinking about this moment."
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"I am not gonna let a bunch..."
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"...of itchy spots stand between us."
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"- Hey. - Hey. How's the first day going?"
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"Well, there you go."
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"Hey, and everybody's so nice."
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"I just had a good talk with that lady with the red hair, Jeannie."
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"Jeannie? The head of East Coast Operations, Jeannie?"
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"Yeah. Turns out our kids go to the same school."
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"Yeah. Small world, huh? Ha, ha."
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"Weird world."
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"- Your kids? - I figure my character has kids."
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"You know, there isn't a part of that sentence that I don't need explained."
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"Well, see, when you're acting, you need to think about stuff like that."
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"My character, Joseph the processing guy..."
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"...has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany."
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"Ashley copies everything Brittany does."
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"Oh. Well, invisible kids can be that way sometimes."
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"You know what?"
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"Just did."
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"Really, wow. That's some pretty powerful imaginary sperm you must have there."
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"You know what makes the itching even worse?"
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"That you don't stop talking about it?"
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"- Fine. - Let's just play, okay?"
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"Good, okay."
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"Here we go, double sixes."
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"Here we go..."
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"Here we go."
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"Come to Mama. Just getting ready to roll the dice."
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"What are you doing? Are you scratching?"
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"No. This is what I do for luck, okay?"
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"You're scratching."
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"- Give me the dice. - No. Here. There."
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"Look, double sixes."
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"We can't scratch. You know we can't. We'll scar."
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"I can't stop thinking about it. It's just so hard."
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"- No. No. - Give it."
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"Come on."
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"You know you want it. You know you want it too. Come on."
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"Let's just be bad. It'll feel so good."
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"Oh, come on. Come on."
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"- Uh-huh. - Oh, God, help me."
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"- Uh-huh. Good, huh? - Yeah."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Okay, good. Now do me."
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"Do my back. Oh, come on. Harder."
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"There you go."
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"- Don't move. - Why?"
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"- Don't move. - What are you?"
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"Aah! Stop that. Stop that right now."
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"You know, I might've expected this of you, Phoebe."
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"But, Ryan, you're a military man."
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"You and Milton have to join us on the boat."
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"Oh, I better get back. Hope the baby feels better."
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"Oh, thanks. Thanks."
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"- Bye-bye, Jeannie. Ha, ha. Bye-bye, Joseph."
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"What a phony."
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"Well, I'm sure you'll teach her a lesson when she steps off the dock onto nothing."
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"- Hey, Mr. Douglas. - Sir."
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"Uh, listen, Bing, I got your memo."
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"So we're not gonna see the report until next Friday?"
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"Well, the people in my group want to spend the holiday with family."
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"I have a family. I'm gonna be here."
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"Yeah, Bing. What's that about?"
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"It's about cutting my people a little slack, you know, for morale."
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"Rough numbers?"
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"This company was not built on rough numbers. Right, Mr. Douglas?"
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"Have the final numbers on my desk by Tuesday."
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"If you say so, sir."
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"Joseph's good, isn't he?"
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"Well, I'm going to kill you."
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"Hey, hey, I just figured Joseph's the kind of guy who likes to mix it up."
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"You know, get in there, ruffle some feathers."
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"Why?"
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"Look, I'm sorry, but that's what Joseph does."
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"Okay? If you try to pull something..."
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"...he'll call you on it."
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""What are you trying to pull?" he'll say."
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"Ooh. Duct tape."
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"Was I supposed to bring something too?"
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"You're strict."
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"Yeah, well, it's for their own good."
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"Exactly. Oh."
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"God, I love that I can be totally neurotic around you now."
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"- Tell me the truth. - Hmm."
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"- Very good. - Thank you."
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"You know what? Tomorrow, I'm gonna do your clocks."
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"You're gonna do what to my clocks?"
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"I'm gonna set them to my time."
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"I thought we shared time."
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"No, no. See, in my bedroom I set my clock six minutes fast."
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"You wanna know why?"
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"Because it's in a slightly different time zone than the kitchen?"
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"- You know what? Forget it. - No, come on, come on, tell me."
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"- No, you don't understand. - No, come on."
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"No, you don't have any of these cute obsessive things."
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"No, that's not true. That is not true."
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"- Oh, yeah? - Yeah."
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"All right, well, tell me one of yours."
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"Okay."
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"Ah."
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