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Clips from Friends - The One with the Chicken Pox (S02E02)

"Hey, you guys, you will never guess who's coming to New York."
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"No. Heh."
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"Yeah, so if you haven't had it, chances are you're gonna get it."
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"Okay. You see..."
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"...because, well, the head of the bed is where the sun would be."
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"Actually, if it's possible, I love you more."
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"I wanna show you how to fold the toilet paper into a point."
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"And as for people realizing you don't know what you're doing, hey, you're an actor."
Friends
"Hey, thanks. Scott Alexander, Joey Tribbiani."
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"- Where do you work? - Uh, well, right now I'm in between things."
Friends
"Come in."
Friends
"What's going on?"
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"...because oh, my God, I forgot how cute you are."
Friends
"So sweet. All right."
Friends
"Okay. This is the most romantic disease I've ever had."
Friends
"Pretty good. It's like you said."
Friends
"It's mostly just putting numbers from one column into another column."
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"Yeah, yeah. You know, Joseph and his wife, Karen, are thinking of having a third kid."
Friends
"- Give me the dice. - No."
Friends
"I just wanna grab these houses and rub them all over my body."
Friends
"Karen will pack a lunch, you bring the kids. We'll make a day of it."
Friends
"Oh, that sounds lovely. We're gonna have to set that up."
Friends
"If you wanna see some rough numbers, I can get them to you by Wednesday."
Friends
"This is for the scratchy twins out there. I taped oven mitts to their hands."
Friends
"See, in a tape emergency, you could shave valuable seconds off your time."
Friends
"Don't you like it better that everything on your desk is perpendicular?"
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"If it's not a right angle, it is a wrong angle."
Friends
"Well, I'm confused."
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"...from my dress socks."
Friends
"But unfortunately that's not possible."
Friends
"What are you talking about? Everybody loves Joseph."
Friends
"Thank you."
Friends
"You look beautiful."
Friends
"Oh."
Friends
"You guys, did you...?"
Friends
"Hey, come on. You haven't heard my reason yet."
Friends
"Bye, Ryan. - Pleasure. Take care."
Friends
"We didn't do the romantic things I'd planned..."
Friends
"Taxi."
Friends
"Well, then, uh..."
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"Oh, you know what? I forgot to turn off the bathroom light."
Friends
"I ordered mine first."
Friends
"Give it to me."
Friends
"No."
Friends
"Give it to me."
Friends
"Okay, you can have it."
Friends
"There you go. Enjoy your coffee."
Friends
"That was there when I got here."
Friends
"Quick, Phoebe, tell us before he swallows."
Friends
"Ryan, that guy I went out with who's in the Navy."
Friends
"You went out with a guy in the Navy?"
Friends
"Yeah, I met him while playing guitar in the park."
Friends
"Ryan threw in saltwater taffy because he didn't have change."
Friends
"Hey, is that when you wrote "Saltwater Taffy Man"?"
Friends
"No, he's my submarine guy. He resurfaces, like, every couple years..."
Friends
"...and we have the most amazing three days together."
Friends
"Only this time, he's coming for two weeks. Two whole weeks, which means "yay. ""
Friends
"So wait, this guy goes down for, like, two years at a time?"
Friends
"That'll teach you to lick my muffin."
Friends
"Hi."
Friends
"Oh, no. What happened?"
Friends
"I just spoke to Carol. Ben's got chicken pox."
Friends
"Oh, no. You're kidding."
Friends
"- Well, I've had it. - Yeah, I've had it."
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"- Had it. - Had it."
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"I've never had it. I feel so left out. Oh, look."
Friends
"Honey, you made the bed again."
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"I told you, you don't have to do that. This isn't camp."
Friends
"Oh. Then I guess the panty raid last night was totally uncalled for."
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"Okay, I am going to take a shower."
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"And today I will be singing Jim Croce's "Leroy Brown. ""
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"Monica?"
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"Hey, Mon, I have a question."
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"Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town..."
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"...or the fattest man in the whole damn town?"
Friends
"The baddest. Otherwise, the song would be "Fat, Fat Leroy Brown. ""
Friends
"What are you doing?"
Friends
"I'm just waiting for you, sweetie."
Friends
"Are you remaking the bed?"
Friends
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know what? The way you did it, it was just fine."
Friends
"Then you're redoing it because?"
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"If I tell you, you'll think I'm crazy."
Friends
"You're pretty much running that risk either way."
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"...the duvet tag shouldn't be at the top left corner..."
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"...it should be at the bottom right corner."
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"- Uh-huh. Well, that's not so crazy. - I'm just easing you in."
Friends
"Ha. All right."
Friends
"All right, you see these little flower blossoms?"
Friends
"They should be facing up, not down..."
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"You don't love me anymore, do you?"
Friends
"Wow. Well, then, come on."
Friends
"Joey, if you need something to hold you over..."
Friends
"...I can get you a job right here as an entry-level processor."
Friends
"Don't you need experience for a job like that?"
Friends
"It's not that hard to learn."
Friends
"Act like a processor, people will think you're a processor."
Friends
"Hey, Chandler. Here's this morning's projections."
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"- Hey Hey."
Friends
"Joey is a, uh, fellow processor."
Friends
"No kidding?"
Friends
"Oh, yeah."
Friends
"I process. People want the processing, I'm the one they call."
Friends
"You know how it is. One day you're processing, the next day..."
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"...you're not so much processing anymore."
Friends
"I was telling Joey about the opening in Fleischman's group."
Friends
"Whatever you do, don't touch his sandwiches."
Friends
"Are all you processors dorks?"
Friends
"Ugh. This lipstick looks just great on you."
Friends
"You look fabulous, honey. You really do."
Friends
"Yeah, are you sure? Really?"
Friends
"See, you look beautiful. For God sakes, dim the lights."
Friends
"I'm hideous."
Friends
"It's gonna be okay."
Friends
"Ryan's been underwater."
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"He's just gonna be so glad that you don't have barnacles on your butt."
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"Hey, baby, I'm back..."
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"No, no. You have to stay back. I have the pox."
Friends
"Chicken or small?"
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"Chicken, which is so ironic considering I'm a vegetarian."
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"- Why aren't you at home in bed? - My grandmother's never had chicken pox."
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