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Clips from Futurama - 30% Iron Chef (S04E04)

"Welcome back. Our next guest..."
Futurama
"But apparently, my wife hasn't been listening."
Futurama
"Oh, funny."
Futurama
"I better warn... tell... warn-tell the others."
Futurama
"I put a tiny spaceship inside to keep it from being boring."
Futurama
"Move it out. Stop crying, Leela."
Futurama
"I know that."
Futurama
"Oh, no! Professor will hit me."
Futurama
"It's unbearable. How much do you think it would cost to get my tongue removed?"
Futurama
"Aw, who am I kidding?"
Futurama
"I don't have what it takes, and nothing can change that!"
Futurama
"I owe you nothing. For starters, your antenna's in my crotch."
Futurama
"Oh, I'll never recombobulate this ship."
Futurama
"is deader than the cat I'm sitting on."
Futurama
"Get ready. We's gonna jump off at that switching prism up ahead."
Futurama
"Ow."
Futurama
"Oh, wait. I'm thinking of Eugene, Oregon."
Futurama
"was to create a parallel universe where you already had reservations."
Futurama
"Yep. I once et there back when I what was a senator."
Futurama
"Down-home Country Kitchen With Helmut Spargle."
Futurama
"But one day, the Extreme Soda Company..."
Futurama
"Spargle, you're fired."
Futurama
"more extreme cooking show viewer."
Futurama
"Elzar had been seduced by the dark side of cooking..."
Futurama
"cilantro, mango salsa..."
Futurama
"That twizzler!"
Futurama
"As for me, I went temporarily insane..."
Futurama
"and wound up here, making pies out of shoes."
Futurama
"My story's a lot like yours..."
Futurama
"Interesting. You wish to cook..."
Futurama
"but as a robot, you have no sense of taste."
Futurama
"Oh, it's so unfair!"
Futurama
"You could become the greatest chef ever!"
Futurama
"Just as Beethoven was a great composer because he was deaf."
Futurama
"Or like how Rembrandt was blind and had wooden hands."
Futurama
"A ship in a bottle."
Futurama
"What's that? Hang on. I'll look."
Futurama
"I've gathered you all here in the accusing parlor..."
Futurama
"because one of you is a miniature shipwrecker."
Futurama
"Certain clues suggest that the culprit is none other than our own..."
Futurama
"Philip J. Fry!"
Futurama
"- What? - Oh, it was a brilliant scheme..."
Futurama
"but you made one fatal mistake... leaving this confession note!"
Futurama
"But I don't have the wherewithal to defend myself."
Futurama
"What have I done?"
Futurama
"But don't lose confidence."
Futurama
"Why, you..."
Futurama
"Helmut Spargle has a message for you!"
Futurama
"Okay, but it seems like you're the one who killed him."
Futurama
"Please welcome the superintendent of Kitchen Coliseum..."
Futurama
"No robot chef has ever competed here..."
Futurama
"to challenge for the title of..."
Futurama
"Let's meet today's celebrity judges."
Futurama
"TVanchor-monster, Morbo."
Futurama
"Greetings, pathetic host."
Futurama
"Soylent Green-ooh!"
Futurama
"he asked what business it was of mine..."
Futurama
"and conjectured that my mother was a prostitute."
Futurama
"Commemorative turkey basters."
Futurama
"Yo, hook me up. My turkey is dry, and I've tried everything."
Futurama
"in that ditch where I left you, this is for you."
Futurama
"Let's see what they think."
Futurama
"Mmm, Soylent Green is my kind of people."
Futurama
"I'm swimming in my own soylent waste. It's a good thing."
Futurama
"Next up, challenger Bender..."
Futurama
"This food looks kind of funky..."
Futurama
"but it tastes kind of"funk-ay!""
Futurama
"that even hideous things can be sweet on the inside."
Futurama
"And now, judgment."
Futurama
"Challenger-er Bender-er!"
Futurama
"That's my robot! I own him!"
Futurama
"You honor me, Chairman Koji."
Futurama
"which I just made up."
Futurama
"Also, it comes with double prize money."
Futurama
"Fry did it."
Futurama
"thanks to Spargle's magic liquid."
Futurama
"than a few spoonfuls of L.S.D."
Futurama
"has been teaching the world to cook for over 20 years."
Futurama
"So, Elzar, what will you be cooking for Morbo to devour with his mighty jaws?"
Futurama
"Morbo, I'm gonna whip you up a nice..."
Futurama
"unnameable horror from beyond, with mango chutney."
Futurama
"- You building a wife? - Part of one."
Futurama
"Meantime, I'm cooking up a tasty Sunday brunch for my best friends."
Futurama
"Uh, brunch. Right."
Futurama
"Okeydokey."
Futurama
"- Ooh. - Nice."
Futurama
"Yes, it's a perfect scale model of the universe's largest bottle."
Futurama
"Get! For the last time, Zoidberg..."
Futurama
"Brace yourselves. Bender is making us brunch."
Futurama
"Oh, God, my tract."
Futurama
"If we don't eat it, he'll be crushed."
Futurama
"All right. Don't panic. If we can get to the ship..."
Futurama
"Fleeing somewhere?"
Futurama
"With you blocking the only escape route? Don't be silly."
Futurama
"In that case, brunch is served. Let's go."
Futurama
"Because I don't want you touching that thing."
Futurama
"Surrender your mysteries to Zoidberg."
Futurama
"But if Zoidberg fixes it, then perhaps gifts."
Futurama
"Oh!"
Futurama
"Oh!"
Futurama
"Come on! Eat! I slaved all day over a filthy stove."
Futurama
"This is terrible!"
Futurama
"Good thing I secretly installed this wormhole in the table."
Futurama
"Dear me."
Futurama
"Casual hello. It's me, Zoidberg. Act naturally."
Futurama
"Hey, check out the palm tree."
Futurama
"It only gets sick when I cook brunch."
Futurama
"with all your precious science?"
Futurama
"but this food actually tastes better as vomit."
Futurama
"And this time I mean it!"
Futurama
"It was stupid of me to ever dream of becoming a chef."
Futurama
"But I watch your show. You owe me."
Futurama
"Bam!"
Futurama
"When the professor finds out, he'll tear me a new cloaca!"
Futurama
"Frame someone!"
Futurama
"What up?"
Futurama
"It's over. My dream of being a chef..."
Futurama
"Gus, old chum, let's give a friendly welcome to this new robo."
Futurama
"In fact, why not join us and ride the space rails?"
Futurama
"Eh. I've seen bigger."
Futurama
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