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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017) - Episode #2.5 (S02E02)

"You, bring me the red herring."
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"You two, bring some rags for dusting."
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"Darling, I was so wealthy, I had everything I wanted."
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"And now I'm squatting in a dusty saloon with a bunch of actors."
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"It certainly does."
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"Ugh, they'll be fine. They're probably hoarse from all that screaming."
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"But if Snicket's followed us,"
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"we'll need to stash them somewhere less conspicuous."
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"Less conspicuous than a bright red statue of a fish?"
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"Now, while we're here, we can't risk being recognized by the authorities."
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"Darling, you're up."
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"[Esmé] Costumes, everyone!"
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"- [sing-song] Costumes! - Ooh."
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"We need to blend in with plain, normal, upstanding, heartfelt, decent,"
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"simple, dependable, respectable people."
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"[Annabelle] The Council of Elders calls this special town meeting to order."
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"[Jemma] We're pleased you made it."
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"Step onto the platform so your Elders can get a good look at you."
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"Rule number 902 states that no one may talk while on the platform."
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"Baudelaires, we know your story well. The tragic death of your parents."
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"The unfortunate loss of numerous guardians."
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"Your troubles end here."
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"- Count Olaf... - Silence."
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"Now, the next order of business."
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"When children have guardians, guardians make them do chores."
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"We are all your guardians now."
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"For the entire village."
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"Any questions?"
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"How many times do we have to tell you about rule number 902, hmm?"
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"- [Annabelle] Mrs. Morrow? - Thank you."
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"and others doing my chores."
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"But these children were involved in that kidnapping scandal."
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"It may take a village to raise a child,"
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"but I don't want noisy children cluttering up my home, eh? Right?"
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"The orphans will live with our handyman, Hector. Isn't that right, Hector?"
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"[Annabelle] Hector?"
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"The Council of Elders takes Hector's latest fainting spell to mean"
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"so they won't do terrible things like talking on the platform!"
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"Isn't that right, Hector?"
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"Now, the next item of business, a report from the chief of police."
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"If Esmé's here, so is Olaf. And if Olaf is here..."
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"So are the Quagmires."
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"What happened to the old chief of police? I kind of liked that guy."
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"He accidentally swallowed a box of thumbtacks."
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"The agency sent me."
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"VFD, I bring you protection and style."
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"Enjoy my fabulous officious outfit as I serve up piles and piles of justice."
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"- We have to tell the Council... - Silence!"
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"Whispering is talking, and there's no talking on the platform."
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"- That sounds perfect. - I am big fan of severe punishment."
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"In fact, I will personally take care of people who break even the tiniest rule."
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"Yeah!"
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"As you can see, we have eyes everywhere."
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"Now, off you go! Good luck in your new home."
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"Once you infiltrate the police, not much to do."
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"The Baudelaires will be cleaning up this town."
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"Maybe we could make it a little dirtier."
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"♪ Love scatting about orphans ♪ [scatting]"
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"♪ Oh, yeah, or arson ♪"
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"♪ That's more of like a half rhyme ♪"
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"♪ I lay my eyes on one And I just want to scat ♪"
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"I have extremely pricey beverages which you have to pay cash for."
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"I'll take a tall glass of Justice on the rocks"
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"[as Olaf] We're all out."
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"- You haven't changed. - Thank you."
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"[Olaf grunts]"
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"You're that school librarian."
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"That was a long time ago."
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"The jig is up, Olaf."
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"It's a phrase which means your scheme has been undone. As Dante said..."
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"[scatting]"
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"Dante never said that."
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"[scatting]"
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"Ow. [Sighs]"
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"- Where are the triplets? - I thought they were twins."
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"- Where are they? - There's two of them, right?"
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"One writes poetry and one cries all the time."
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"We shouldn't do this here."
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"[grunts]"
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"- You know what these are? - Bracelet things of justice."
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"That's not my color. I'm more of a spring-summer."
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"- It's fun, isn't it? - What?"
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"Getting your man."
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"An Italian poet. 13th century. He wrote The Divine Comedy."
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"[Hector] Sorry I fainted."
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"The Elders are so scary, they make me woozy."
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"- Anything you need, let Hector know. - Thanks. We really need your help."
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"- Are you going to faint again? - No. I'm getting ready to run."
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"That's what VFD stands for."
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"That's the word I was thinking of. Murder is a group of crows."
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"There's not only murder in this town. There's a secret."
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"I have no idea what you're saying right now."
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"You mean "as the crow flies,""
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"No, literally, I mean as the crows fly."
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"Awesome! That's a word that means inspiring awe."
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"Every evening, they migrate to Nevermore Tree"
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"I bet you're not halfway done."
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"We won't be done until we rescue the Quagmires and escape from Olaf."
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"I wish I could help."
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"They'd believe you if you told them."
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"They knew my ma, and they didn't believe her."
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"Now I live alone on the outskirts of town."
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"What happened to your ma?"
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"It's too painful. I can't talk about it."
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"I'm sorry. I'd like to help,"
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"Here, let me show you."
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"[scanner beeps]"
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"- What do you think? Isn't she beautiful? - [Klaus] What is it?"
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"Or it will be, once I run more tests on the engine."
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"Did you invent it?"
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"Rule number 67 states"
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"no citizen is allowed to use or build mechanical devices."
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"The Council of Elders instructed me to destroy our inventing materials,"
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"but I brought them here."
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"I've been working on this device since."
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"Is that a library?"
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"So rule number 108 bans all books,"
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"except for a boring one called The Littlest Elf,"
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"and of course, the book of VFD rules."
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"The Council told me to burn the rest, but I hid them"
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