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Clips from The Sopranos (1999) - Drama (S01E01)

"- Open the trunk, please. - What?"
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"I will not!"
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"You ever hear of probable cause?"
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"Oh, yeah, that's a real good legalese!"
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"Vin, fucking cool it!"
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"He can't do that!"
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"- Back in the car! - He didn't do anything wrong!"
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"I perceived what I thought was a weapon."
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"Take him. DUI, resisting arrest, assaulting an officer."
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"You got prime rib at home. Don't be going out for hamburgers."
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"What? What are you talking about?"
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"She's seeing a Randall Curtin, tax lawyer."
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"He lives at..."
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"He's the country club type."
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"Not much in the balls department, I might add."
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"What about her?"
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"The good doctor, in her office at 8 a.m., leaves at 6."
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"Orders a tuna sub and Diet Coke."
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"She's got a three-bedroom condo in Essex Fells. Shops at Pathmark."
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"Outside of schmucko, she don't get out much."
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"She what?"
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"Yeah, she sees a shrink, once a week. His name is Elliot Kupferburg."
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"Fuck me!"
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"If you're interested."
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"A little a this?"
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"- Good enough, then? - Yeah."
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"That'll solve all your problems."
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"Thank you."
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"With a stapler?!"
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"I heard Mikey had to give up that nice suit."
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"He got too attached to it."
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"Michael Palmice's been a disease since he was 5, he had it coming."
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"- My uncle's stubborn. - Stubborn enough to go to war?"
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"There hasn't been a war since the Columbo thing."
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"No one's going to the mattresses these days."
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"I got a top-of-the-line Posturepedic at my house. Fuck it."
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"So one of us captains gotta step up."
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"Lack of control is fucking up this family."
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"If the old man were here, instead of in that cell in Springfield..."
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"...he'd say, "Raymond, this is your moment.""
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"Go easy with the grease gun, okay?"
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"You're the Boy Wonder. Him and Jackie both had you picked from day one."
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"I also got an 18-year-old with MS, okay?"
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"All due respect to your crippled kid, you don't want a wire up your ass."
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"That's why you should be boss, you're so fucking smart."
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"Absolutely."
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"Why don't we run it like a council?"
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"Larry, the old guys set this up as a paramilitary organization."
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"We need a supreme commander, not the fucking Dave Clark Five."
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"Not for anything, God bless your uncle..."
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"...but he's living in the wrong century. New York knows it."
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"You want it, T, you'll get there okay."
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"I don't want no disturbance."
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"Hey, what's up?"
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"Nothing."
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"Bet you told your mom what happened."
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"What are you, high?!"
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"Well, you owe me $40 for the shirt. The collar was ripped."
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"You still owe me for 4th of July."
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"Bottle rockets? I paid for them."
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"Oh, yeah. That was pretty cool."
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"Yeah."
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"Just give me the money."
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"You're gonna do it!"
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"Make me, fatty!"
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"- Dickwad! - Asshole!"
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"Bitch! Come on."
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"Let's go, shithead!"
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"- Let me go! - So I can kick your ass again?"
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"I was kicking your ass!"
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"Nobody won, it was a draw."
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"The Pit, tomorrow, 3:00."
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"Help me with the chinch bugs, they're killing my corn."
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"This stuff works pretty well. It's safe for the environment."
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"You got any DDT back there?"
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"I'll meet you back there."
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"If I could help, I would..."
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"Mr. Piocosta! Right? How you doing?"
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"You remember, our boys went to Camp Aheka together?"
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"- Of course, Tony. How are you? - Good."
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"Your kid still got that killer crossover dribble?"
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"That'll get him a scholarship."
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"He's moody, you know. For a kid that age, you know."
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"Nice seeing you, Tony."
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"Why don't we get together and cook dogs for the boys?"
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"Tony, I don't even know if these guys are close anymore."
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"Did Anthony say anything?"
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"I'll have Carmela call Joanie."
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"Oh, my God! Tony!"
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"It does. It's the first one in a while."
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"He's got more degrees than a thermometer. Don't worry about it."
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"I know personal feelings are hard for you to talk about."
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"Carm, I'm gonna quit."
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"- Did you bring this up with him? - Yeah. He knows."
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"I guess."
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"I forgot to take my Prozac this morning."
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"It's up in the bathroom, can you get it?"
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"But I feel if the therapy didn't hurt, it wouldn't be helping!"
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"Because I don't understand!"
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"What is that, huh?"
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"I got a sensitive job, I'm not an average Joe on the block."
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"Therapy is too much exposure!"
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"Fine! You live with the results then."
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"What's that, a threat?"
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"No, Tony, it's a rave review. Get your own fucking pills."
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"How long did the attack last?"
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"About 30 seconds."
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"Anything since?"
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"I'll write you a scrip for Xanax, just for a couple of days."
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"It'll get you over the short-term stresses."
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"Then there's my mother."
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"Four grand a month and she acts like I'm an Eskimo, pushing her out to sea."
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"She's testing."
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"Same as your uncle."
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"Like little kids."
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"There's a good book about this."
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"No, I read, I go right out."
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"It's Strategies for Coping with Elder Family."
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"Would it hurt to let your mother think she's still in charge?"
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"You have children, you know what they're like."
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