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Clips from The Office - Company Picnic (S05E05)

"Michael had chicken pot pie for lunch."
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"Actually, let me rephrase that."
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"so as to not wake him up before 5:00 p.m.,"
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"Are you sure you can change his watch?"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"when its leg is broken."
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"Like clockwork."
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"(MOUTHING)"
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"You had to be there."
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"Oh, yay, geography joke."
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"JIM: All right, you ready for this?"
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"Yeah. Okay."
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"Come on, who doesn't like a picnic?"
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"Tell them what happened last year."
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"Oh, right. Some drunk guy hit on Pam last year."
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"Yeah, you don't grab these for balance."
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"Insect repellent, which we clearly need, reduces the effectiveness of SPF."
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"Rolf is my best friend. We met in a shoe store."
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"We're just friends."
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"Who let you in here, is what I wanna know."
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"Oh, no."
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"I see they're letting just anybody in here."
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"All right. All right. Mmm-hmm."
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"Lemonade sounds great. Okay."
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"Um, sure, I will get you the best iced tea in the world."
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"why Holly and I should be together,"
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"Holly and I are soul mates."
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"No, I shouldn't have to ask you to do stuff like that. You should just do it."
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"You want her to set you up so you can spike it."
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"(LAUGHING) Uh..."
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"I'm gonna put you next to Phyllis."
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"We're designing a house."
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"Wow."
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"You sit down, you're supported."
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"I remember your chair-pants idea. MICHAEL: Yeah."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"I like that. Put me down for a pair. I'm a size-34 waist."
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"(GASPS) Okay, yeah."
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"Well, in his infinite wisdom,"
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"Yep, old comedy team is back together again."
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""Have you heard the news?"
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""Extra! Extra! Read all about it!""
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"Are you blind? Are you blind?"
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"These are expensive Ray-Bans, jackass."
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"I got it."
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"I could've gotten that, idiot! Can you see things with your eyeballs?"
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"Let's focus. Come on, you're better than this."
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"I am better than this."
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"So what? Rule violation."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Yeah, look at that. We win. Nice shot, Beesly."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Um, no, I just thought we'd wing it. That cool?"
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"Set. Don't set it to yourself."
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"Yeah."
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"OSCAR: What happened?"
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"Okay, sub."
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"I don't hear cheaters, tramps or women who break my friend's heart."
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"Let's go!"
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"We could do a movie sort of thing."
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"Could we get a DeLorean?"
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"We haven't found our great idea yet."
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"No. No."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Nicely done. We're still gonna crush you, though."
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"Yes, we are. You suckers are going down!"
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"Piss all over your faces!"
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"Settle down, gentlemen."
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"Now, a couple of employees have volunteered to entertain us with a song."
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"I have not seen this."
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"(ALL APPLAUDING)"
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"Yes, I am."
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"A, on easy street,"
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"For $250, how did he kill himself?"
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"A, a rope,"
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"but this is delightful."
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"For $500,000, is it"
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"or D, Toothbrush?"
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"That is correct!"
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"Are we losing our jobs or not, David?"
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"(ALL EXCLAIMING) You've gotta be kidding me!"
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"Are you serious? You've gotta be kidding me!"
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"that the right way to announce a branch closing"
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"was in a comedy sketch at the company picnic?"
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"Now I have to go over and deal with these employees and their families."
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""Is my daddy gonna have a job by Christmas?""
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"Well, he's just thinking about his own gifts."
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"Hey, people need volleyball now more than ever."
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"Jim, come on!"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Answer, one whore."
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"CHARLES: Got it. Damn!"
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"(GROANS)"
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"JIM: You all right? Yeah. No, no, no, I'm fine."
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"Come on, let's go. It's our ball. Let's go. MAN: I don't know."
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"Yeah, I don't think we can let you play with that foot."
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"Get her back as soon as possible. I'll stall them."
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"I guess that's it for you, Jim."
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"Oh, man, I am so mad that Pam got hurt!"
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"Probably shouldn't have mentioned Buffalo."
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"Should've had hindsight."
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"I think it went well. I think it was good."
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"There werert any laughs."
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"Me, too."
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"Dwight, I don't know. Think of something."
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"no metal plates, no chance you're pregnant..."
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"I've got a game to get back to."
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"What did you think?"
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"Okay. So good to see you."
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"Good to see you."
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"and it's gonna take a long time."
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"All right! Come on. Okay."
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"DAVID: Okay."
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"He's not available right now."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Yes. Sure, I'll give him the message when he gets up. Gets back."
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"Michael had an entire chicken pot pie for lunch."
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