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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Put That on Your Plate! (S01E01)

"Hey, Jerry."
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"Come on in."
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"Getting ready. The women's room was disgusting."
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"Jackie, how disgusting is the women's room"
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"Must be foul, though."
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"You ready? Crowd is clamoring."
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"- I was thinking the same thing. - Mm. Simpatico."
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"So simpatico."
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"You ready, Amanda?"
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"Applaud the young lady coming up."
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"She has been killing it these past few weeks"
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"So give it up for our own homegrown girl: Amanda Gleason!"
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"Guess the checks I wrote to all of you have cleared."
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"Good to know."
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"Stop it. Stop it."
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"Yeah. Yeah, even Freud is like,"
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""You know what? I'm gonna pass on that one.""
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"But I was at my parents' house"
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"one morning recently, and I heard this sound."
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"So I went into their bedroom, and there were my parents,"
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"You know, I'm gonna give my parents' sex life a night off."
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"Yeah, what do you think?"
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"not worry about things."
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"No, no, she wants everything to seem perfect,"
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"So what if I'm alone?"
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"She is a comedy icon."
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"You don't know the great Sophie Lennon."
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"In fact, calling that thing a house"
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"is like calling the Vatican a church."
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"Like, if she had been around during the Russian Revolution,"
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"And her poor staff."
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"I have a feeling that when company leaves,"
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"she made me feel like I'd splashed her"
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"with a cup of syphilis."
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"You know, she gave me a piece of advice"
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"right there in the Blue Room."
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"unless I do some big, whackadoodle character,"
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""Sophie Lennon!""
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"Really? You're gonna sit in your million-dollar townhouse,"
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"on some chair that's historical"
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"because the Mad King George got the trots on it,"
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"Amen! - WOMAN 2: Right!"
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"I don't want to be on your bad side. - This town"
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"Oh, I'm just getting started here."
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"You don't have anywhere to go, do you, guys?"
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"* To use her head *"
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"* There's no time for her to be afraid *"
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"* A girl in trouble is a temporary thing *"
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"I'll be home around 5:00."
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"Mama?"
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"Well, you're not pulling hard enough."
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"Oh. Well, Zelda must've moved the beds together to clean"
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"- I'll talk to her. - It's not like her."
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"It's definitely not like her."
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"It's not about fun. It's about the future."
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"I'll be home the same time tonight, Rose."
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"of my parents' sex night."
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"So, thanks for the memories, Mom and Dad."
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"but now I know it was something much scarier:"
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"my parents' sex life."
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"But now I know it was something much scarier than a ghost."
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"It was my parents' sex life."
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"No, for years, I'd-I'd embarrass myself at Halloween"
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"And I'd be going..."
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"Mommy, why is that man's pants lumpy?"
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"Train stops, he's bumping up against the thing."
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"Oh, a little boy"
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"bumping up against an erection crossed a line?"
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"Okay."
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"Uncomfortable, right?"
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"So, when my son asks something uncomfortable like,"
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"I just say, "Yes. Howdy Doody is a real boy.""
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"Thank you. Please come again."
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"Yes, I want something that'll make my wife look like..."
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"...Elizabeth Taylor."
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"...Elizabeth Taylor."
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"And I wanted to say to him, "Sir, look in a mirror."
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"to someone who looks like you?""
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"for something that makes you look like Rock Hudson.""
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""There. Now at least it'll feel like"
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"you're married to Elizabeth Taylor.""
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"You have a tight ten."
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"I mean, you are a woman with a tight ten."
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"People were peeing their pants tonight."
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"We're gonna need to buy a new mop."
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"Most comics take years to work up those first ten minutes."
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"You did it in months."
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"Ah, gee, thanks."
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"you're really good."
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"I don't want you to fucking cry. - You're starting to cry."
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"- I'm not starting to cry. - You are, too,"
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"starting to cry and that's gonna make me cry."
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"Shit, there's, like, water on my face."
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"like-like a Doris Day picture."
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"People are looking."
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"Stop looking at me!"
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"- Susie. - Get back to your kippers!"
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"Let's just eat. They'll stop looking."
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"No, what's it mean?"
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"It's time to leave the nest."
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"You mean tour? I can't tour."
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"But I like the Gaslight."
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"- I know you do. - It feels like home."
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"across all five boroughs."
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"I'm making some calls tonight."
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"Not so much Brooklyn."
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"Can I have a fry?"
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"Joely, my boy, I want you to know I'm very proud of you."
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"The way you stood up in front of all those people..."
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"you didn't sweat, you didn't stumble."
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"Every single person in the place was impressed."
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"- Thanks, Pop. - You know, you get one chance"
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"to throw a bar mitzvah, so you got to get it right."
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"And boy, oh, boy, did we get it right!"
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"How'd you like the size of that hall, huh?"
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"And the turnout... 200 people RSVP,"
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"200 people show."
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"It's a hell of a day!"
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"My God, boy, just a few years ago"
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"the Maisels were lugging pushcarts in shtetls."
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