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Clips from The Simpsons - Blood Feud (S02E02)

"-Wait. -What?"
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"-What did Homie do anyway? -He saved Mr. Burns' life."
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"In closing, I'd like to thank you. "What's that?" you say."
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""Me, thanking you?" No, it's not a misprint."
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"I enjoyed writing this book as much as you enjoyed reading it."
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"The End."
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"-Smithers. How'd the beating go? -Sir-- There was no beating."
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"-That's a hell of a thing! Why? -Because l--"
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"-I called it off. -Judas!"
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"-He saved you. -I see."
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"No need, Smithers."
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"Put her there, old pal."
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"I wish this handshake would never end, but we still have..."
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"-Moe's Tavern. -Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch."
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"Hold on, I'll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch!"
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"Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?"
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"One of these days, I'm gonna catch you..."
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"...and carve my name on your back with an ice pick."
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"What's up? You're not your normal self."
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"I got my problems. Give me another one."
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"Don't drink to forget your problems."
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"Yeah. You should only drink to enhance your social skills."
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"We'll get the Simpsons an extravagant present."
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"An unthinkable, utterly impossible present!"
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"A frabulous, grabulous, zip-zoop-zabulous present!"
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"Too practical."
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"A pool table? I'm not going to turn his home into a saloon."
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"-Eureka! We've found it! -But, sir, it's $32,000!"
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"It's perfect."
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"Oh, woe is me."
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"Oh, my! It's Mr. Burns."
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"Wait, Dad, he's smiling."
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"-You brought us a present! -What did you think I was gonna do?"
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"Have you beaten to a bloody pulp?"
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"To show there's no hard feelings, here's a copy of my book:"
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"Will There Ever Be a Rainbow?"
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"I haven't forgotten you. Here."
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"-Wow! A crowbar! -It's to open the crate, stupid."
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"What did I tell you? I bet it's filled with rubies, sapphire, pearls."
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"-Wow! A big, ugly head! -D'oh!"
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"Actually, it's a big, ugly Olmec Indian head."
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"It was carved by Mesoamerican Indians 3000 years ago."
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"No, Maggie, not Aztec. Olmec. Olmec."
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"-What does it do? -Nothing."
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"-Really, what does it do? -Whatever it does, it's doing it now."
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"I'll let you get acquainted with Señor Xtapolapocetl. Ta."
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"-Did you see their faces? -You're my god of generosity."
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"Save a guy's life and what do you get? Nothing."
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"Worse than nothing. Just a big, scary rock."
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"-Don't badmouth the head. -It's the thought that counts."
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"The moral is, a good deed is its own reward."
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"-We got a reward. The head is cool. -Well, then...."
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"I guess the moral is, no good deed goes unrewarded."
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"Wait a minute. If I hadn't written that letter..."
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"The moral is, the squeaky wheel gets the grease."
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"-Perhaps there is no moral. -Exactly! Just stuff that happened."
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"That's why you losers are stuck in this crummy job."
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"That would be crazy!"
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"I want to dictate my epitaph."
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"Very nice, indeed."
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""In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic.""
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"I've just robbed a man of his livelihood and yet I feel empty."
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"-But-- -What?!"
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"Too cornball."
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"You've been the sober ying to my raging yang."
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"-Allergies? -Butterscotch."
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"It's not that simple."
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"-Why do you need your blood type? -Burns may die."
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"-Wait. -What is it?"
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"Why, Simpson!"
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