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Clips from The Simpsons - Blood Feud (S02E02)

"Mr. Burns. He's okay. Jackpot!"
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"I'm back in the pink! Full of pith and vinegar!"
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"-Just remarkable, sir. -You know, it's funny."
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"I tried every tincture, poultice, tonic and medicine there is."
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"And all I really needed was the blood of a young boy."
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"-What was the lad's name? -Bart Simpson."
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"-Who? -The son of Homer, a stiff in 7-G."
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"The Simpsons will be getting a very nice surprise in the mail."
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"Bill. Bill. Summons. Bill."
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"Wait a minute. From C.M. Burns."
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"This is it. Yes, this is it!"
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"Bart! Lisa! Maggie! Let's do this out in the yard!"
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"Yes, Dad."
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"It's thin, but that's okay. Could be a check."
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"There's no check, just a card. Don't panic."
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"I'm sure it tells us what we'll get and where to pick it up."
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"Dear Bart, thank you kindly for the blood. Yours truly, Montgomery Burns."
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"Is that some way to show your gratitude? No gold, no diamonds."
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"No rubies, not even a lousy card!"
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"Wait, there was a card. That's what got me so mad!"
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"You don't do these things to be rewarded. You do it to help someone."
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"You're my wife and I love you very much..."
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"...but you're living in a world of make-believe."
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"With bells and magic frogs with funny hats."
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"-We got hosed. -Bart!"
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"We got exactly what we wanted. We gave an old man a second chance."
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"I promised my boy one simple thing: Lots of riches."
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"And that man broke my promise! I've had it!"
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"...I'm so glad you enjoyed my son's blood."
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"And your card was just great."
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"In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. You stink!"
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"-Read that last part back to me. -"You stink!""
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"Good. You are a senile, bucktoothed old mummy..."
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"...with bony girl arms and you smell like...."
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"-An elephant's butt? -An elephant's butt."
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"-He's your boss. You have to mail it? -Yep."
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"-Why don't you sleep on it? -Forget it."
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"Please, Homie. For me."
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"Oh, all right."
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"You always do that hand thing. And it usually works."
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"Cheap son of a...."
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"Homer, breakfast is ready."
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"Marge, you saved me from making a big mistake."
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"I finally understand the meaning of...."
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"-Of what? -Better half."
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"-Thank you. -Where's the letter?"
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"Where is it?"
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"-Seen the letter? -Yep."
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"Where did you see it last?"
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"The last place I saw it..."
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"-...was in my hand... -Yeah?"
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"...as I was shoving it into the mailbox."
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"D'oh!"
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"Why did you do that?"
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"There were things that had to be said. And I know you."
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"There was no guarantee you'd still be mad this morning."
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"I'll show you mad in the morning!"
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"Homer, you encouraged him. You should be strangling yourself!"
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"She's right."
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"Don't panic. They don't pick up the mail till noon."
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"There's still time!"
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"-Give it up. It's locked up tight. -Locked, eh?"
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"I might have a little surprise up my sleeve..."
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"...for old Mr. Lock. Step aside, boy."
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"Hey! I'm with you, Homer. Fight the power!"
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"-Why the hose? -Why do you think?"
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"I'll get it so the ink will run and no one can read it."
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"-But don't other people have mail? -So they won't get letters."
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"You know the letters people write. "Dear somebody..."
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"...how is so-and-so? Blah, blah, blah."
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"Look out for the mailman. Give me a signal."
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"No, I mean the mailman's here!"
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"God! Are you planning to water the mail?"
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"-That's right. -Well, I'm still gonna run!"
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"I want the whole world to hear the story of my struggle with hypohemia."
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"Roman is the finest ghostwriter. He's written Like Hell I Can't."
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"Up from the Muck. The Unsinkable Sadruddin Mahabaradad."
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"Countess von Zeppelin and l-- What in blaze--?"
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"Listen to me, you bargain-basement Baudelaire!"
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"I'm not a starlet who can't string two words together."
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"I can write this thing myself! You're fired!"
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"Hello. My name is Mr. Burns."
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"-I believe you have a letter for me. -What's your first name?"
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"I don't know."
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"Great plan, Bart."
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"Oh, look, Maggie! What is that?"
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"Dodecahedron! Dodecahedron!"
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"I don't know what you're doing but your father's trying to worry."
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""Chapter the Fifth. ""
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"The trip to the infirmary with most unexpected results."
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"Twenty-eight minutes till Burns comes. Time for Operation Mail-Take."
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"Can I help you?"
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"Don't be frightened. It's a letter opener. Who are you?"
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"Give a fake name."
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"Simpson, eh? Simpson!"
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"Why, there's a letter from you. I'll read it right now."
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""Mr. Burns, I'm glad you enjoyed my son's blood."
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"You've made my day. You're a true gentleman."
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"-Well, I'll be on my way. -Hello, there's more."
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"You stink! You're a senile, bucktoothed mummy..."
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""...with bony girl arms. And you smell like an elephant's butt!""
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"Come on, Joey. You have to twist my arm?"
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"I don't tell you how to do your job, okay?"
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"I could crush him like an ant. But it would be easy."
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"No, revenge is a dish best served cold."
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"I'll bide my time until...."
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"What the hell, I'll just crush him."
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"Senile, eh? Bucktoothed, am I?"
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"Bony arms, are they? Liver spots, did I?"
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"Tell you what, have him beaten to a pulp!"
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"Nothing, sir."
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"I've never seen him this mad, and he's always kind of mad."
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"-Me and my big letter-writing pen. -What's done is done."
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"No matter what, we'll pull through."
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"You can move in with your sisters and raise the kids and I'll..."
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"...die in a gutter. It's practical and within our means."
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"Nobody believed it. We were just trying to scare you."
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"-You know Homer Simpson? -Yeah, nice guy. Play poker with him."
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"-Nothing. Wait. -What?"
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"-...don't kick. -Got it."
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