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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Campaign Ad (S04E04)

"Hey, Ann, are you still a nurse"
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"or did they fire you because you slept with all the doctors?"
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"You wanna try that again?"
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"Hey, Ann, are you still a nurse?"
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"Because Andy's not feeling well."
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"What's wrong, Andy?"
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"Just got a headache."
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"And I'm seeing double."
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"And I got a song stuck in my head,"
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"Okay, well, some of those things are symptoms"
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"Did you hit your head? No."
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"Oh, yes, technically I did smash my head area"
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"into the wall area."
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"Yeah, he was hanging up his gold record."
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"Oh, my God, are you okay?"
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"Yeah, I'm good."
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"Point is, I have a gold record."
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"Well, I can help you with cuts and bruises"
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"but the other stuff you're gonna have to see a real doctor."
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"Hey, smart ass, we can't afford it."
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"Hey, smart ass, yes, you can."
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"You have insurance."
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"Neither of your asses are that smart"
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"because insurance is for if something bad happens"
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"P.S. I haven't had it in years."
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"Oh, my God, we used to live together."
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"I'm Bobby Newport."
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"My family owns nine square Miles of land in this town."
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"Vote Bobby Newport for city council."
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"That guy is everywhere."
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"I am not complaining."
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"Well, we have to find a way to beat him."
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"And luckily Ben is going to announce"
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"the most amazing campaign strategy ever thought of"
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"in the entire history of western democracy."
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"Go, Ben, here's your great idea."
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"We're all ready for it. And start."
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"I'm running for office. I'm surrounded by my friends."
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"My campaign manager and I are in love."
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"when I was a kid."
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"Except I wasn't 70 points behind"
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"We are David."
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"Newport is goliath."
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"- Yes, we'll write an inspiring op-ed piece."
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"- No, the Pawnee-eagleton high school basketball game."
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"Now, in this town it's bigger than the super bowl."
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"We take all our money, we air a TV ad right at halftime."
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"And I think we should make an attack ad"
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"against Bobby Newport."
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"- Oh! - That is a great idea!"
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"- Thank you. - Excellent."
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"- Yay, it's a good idea. - All right, great."
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"Ron Swanson. How are you?"
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"Present."
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"I have a meeting at public works,"
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"and I was thinking that maybe you might wanna sit in."
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"Why would you think that?"
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"They are working on a number of fascinating,"
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"big-budget projects..."
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"I'm very busy here."
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"That I am being forced to brutally cut entirely."
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"I can make room in my schedule."
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"Wonderful."
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"As you know, I'm not a big fan of delivering bad news."
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"Have you considered cutting the entire fire department?"
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"I've personally put out several local fires"
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"at no cost to the taxpayer."
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"Look to the left."
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"The right. Whatever."
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"Are you the kind of doctor"
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"I bet you are."
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"So, Andy, tell me what happened."
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"and I tripped or "fell over""
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"and hit my head"
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"or brain helmet."
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"Yeah, he sneezed and smacked his head against the wall."
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"That sounds about right."
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"Well, if it's a concussion it's extremely mild,"
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"so I wouldn't worry about it."
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"Anything else bothering you?"
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"- Nope. - Okay."
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"Well, I mean, yeah, I've got a weird rash"
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"in my knee pit area."
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"And my tongue, on this side,"
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"doesn't taste anything anymore."
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"Sometimes when I walk my ankles make, like,"
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"What else?"
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"Things that are far away from my eyes are fuzzy."
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"I once at a twix with the wrapper on it,"
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"and I've never seen the wrapper come out."
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"Also I've swallowed every piece of gum"
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"that I've chewed for the past 25 years."
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"- Andy! - I don't know."
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"I broke my thumb on the way over here."
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"Just fix me."
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"Well, I can help you with the thumb."
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"And I'll have to give you referrals for specialists"
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"for the other thousand things."
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"You're welcome."
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"Hey, I'm Bobby Newport. I'm a regular guy."
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"I like dogs."
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"I'm here with my persian greyhound raclette,"
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"who was given to me by my buddy,"
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"the pretender to the crown of alsace-Lorraine."
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"Vote Bobby Newport for city council."
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"Hey, um, between you and me,"
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"I think that Donna is having a problem with going negative"
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"in the ad."
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"- Nah-uh, I always go negative."
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"Even if I like the guy I go negative."
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"Keeps 'em interested."
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"Thanks, Donna."
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"Well, I didn't want to tell you this,"
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"but Ann is having a hard time with it."
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"She's kind of freaking out right now."
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"Oh, my God, this magic marker"
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"do you like the idea?"
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"It's... who..."
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"Do you like it?"
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"Look, you have a vision of how your campaign should go."
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