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Clips from The Simpsons - Marge in Chains (S04E04)

"All right! Let's make some pus."
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"And now, for an emergency announcement from the mayor."
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"I have canceled my vacation to the Bahamas."
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"- Hey, you, get that steel drum out of the, uh, mayor's office. - Sorry, "mon.""
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"Smithers, this plague doesn't scare me."
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"I've constructed a germfree chamber for myself."
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"My name is Mr. Burns."
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"D'oh!"
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"[ Bees Buzzing ]"
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"Dad, Todd's speaking in tongues!"
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"[ Speaking Gibberish ]"
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"I wish he were, Rod. I pray for the day..."
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"Oh, Neddy, why has God forsaken us?"
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"These plants are all lifeless and limp."
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"Maybe they'd feel more at home in the bedroom, Al."
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"- [ Laughing ] - [Thunderclap]"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity."
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"[Lisa] Mom, can you bring me more O.J. ?"
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"[Bart]Can you get me some of those Flintstones chewable morphine?"
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"- There's no such thing. - [Homer]Marge, the boy's wasting valuable time."
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"Come change the channel and pat my head."
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"And get me a bottle of bourbon."
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"Grampa, you know you can't have liquids after 3:00 p.m."
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"You can stir it into my mush. Either way, just gimme, gimme, gimme!"
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"- [Homer]I'll miss Sheriff Lobo. - Mom, I need more O.J."
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"- Flintstones chewable morphine. - I'll miss Sheriff Lobo."
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"- O.J. - Morphine. - Lobo."
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"- O.J. - Morphine. - Lobo."
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"The aspirin is 24.95."
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"24.95!"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"Eight foot, six."
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"Hmm."
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"[ Gasps ] Mrs. Simpson!"
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"You did not pay for this bottle of Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon."
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"- [Sirens Wailing] - [ Gasps ]"
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"All right, come out with your hands up..."
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"two cups of coffee..."
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"and something with coconut on it."
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"Now, Marge, you've come to the right place."
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"By hiring me as your lawyer, you also get this smoking monkey."
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"Better cut down there, Smokey."
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"- Mr. Hutz-- - Look. He's taking another puff!."
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"Mr. Hutz, this was all a misunderstanding."
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"I didn't mean to take anything."
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"Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog."
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"- You did? - Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly"..."
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"I'll just talk to Apu and I'm sure he'll be reasonable."
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"Apu, I'd like you to drop the charges against my wife."
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"No offense, but we're putting that bitch on ice."
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"Now come on! I'm your best customer."
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"and its parent corporation, Nordyne Defense Dynamics..."
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"to prosecute shoplifters to the full extent of the law."
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"Marge Simpson is a shoplifter."
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"- Hey! - In other news, the chick in The Crying Game..."
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"- is really a man. - [ All ] Boo!"
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"And last Christmas, Marge made us gingerbread men."
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"And there was a hair in one."
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"Well, I'll let you in on a little secret about Marge Simpson."
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"- [ Laughing ] - Ew, that's gross."
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"I'll never have that problem again."
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"I'll follow her."
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"[Man] Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..."
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"who do you find more attractive--"
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"Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?"
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"What is the point of all this?"
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"Your Honor, I feel so confident of Marge Simpson's guilt..."
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"that I can waste the court's time by rating the super hunks."
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"- [ Impressed Murmuring ] - Wow, that's confidence."
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"- Ooh, he's gonna win. - Mr. Hutz!"
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"Now, Mrs. Lovejoy, could you tell us a little about Marge Simpson?"
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"I'm privy to a lot of sensitive information."
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"And, quite frankly, I think she, um-- [ Squeaking ]"
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"Let the record show that the witness made the drinky-drinky motion."
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"coming from the grassy knoll."
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"Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she forgot..."
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"brownest of the brown liquors..."
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"so tempting."
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"But I'm in the middle of a trial. Excuse me."
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"I love you too, man."
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"Mmm, pie."
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"Well, if you never forget anything, tell me this."
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"in a half Windsor knot."
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"Oh, I am, am I? Is that what you think?"
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"Something that may shock and discredit you."
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"I'm not wearing a tie at all."
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"- [ All Gasp ] - [ Gasps ]"
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"But if I am wrong about that..."
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"maybe I am wrong about Mrs. Simpson."
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"No further questions."
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"Kids, I got a crazy feeling your mom's not going to prison."
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"You're a latter-day Clarence Darrow."
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"Uh, was he the black guy on The Mod Squad?"
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"Can you imagine a world without lawyers?"
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"What? [ Screams ]"
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"- You mean a mistrial? - Yeah."
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"That's why you're the judge, and I'm the law-talkin' guy."
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"- The lawyer. - Right."
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"[Judge Snyder] The foreman will pass the verdict to the bailiff."
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"This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin!"
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"Will the foreman please read the real verdict?"
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"Marge Simpson, I sentence you to 30 days in prison."
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"[ Crying ] You're still my hero, Mom."
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"Now you kids be good while Mother's in prison."
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"just as soon as I get a cocktail dress and a crowbar."
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"I was the loneliest warden in the penal system."
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"[ High-pitched ] Fresh."
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"It's also the food preparation."
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"Your skill with stains of all kinds."
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"But mostly, I'll miss how lucky you make me feel each and every morning."
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"I'll miss you too, Homey."
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"With her behind bars, our store is secure."
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"I'm taking this thing to Mexico."
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"[Chuckling]"
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"Knock, knock. I'm Marge Simpson, your new cell mate."
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"I'm Phillips. They call me that 'cause I killed my husband with a Phillips head screwdriver."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"Marge, please, I'm having enough trouble with the lobsters."
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"[Marge] "What kind of slime would I marry?""
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