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Clips from The Office (2005) - Happy Hour (S06E06)

"I think we could."
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"I don't see how we could possibly sell these for that little without losing money."
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"Delivery alone will cost..."
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"sometimes it makes financial sense to lose money, right? Like, for tax purposes."
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"Actually, I ran the numbers on this, and in this case,"
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"it makes more financial sense to gain money."
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"What if she's just flirting with you to get a better price?"
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"Yeah, Michael, here's a trick. Ask her if she wants a mint."
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"If she says no, then she is not interested."
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"She does not like him."
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"How do you think we got together?"
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"'Cause I stopped by your desk, like, 15 times a day."
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"Can you stop micromanaging?"
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"I know how to do this. You're yelling... Okay. Okay."
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"What are you guys doing?"
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"and now I'm trying to make her anorexic."
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"Tell her everyone in homeroom thinks she's fat."
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"KELLY: That is so good."
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"You know, we really should keep practicing for this interview."
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"Ryan? What does he know?"
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"It's easy. You just turn every question around on them."
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"Would you ask that same question if I was white?"
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"DWIGHT: Kelly will be even worse than Darryl."
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"that today I'd be creating a monster capable of my own destruction,"
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""So, corporate approval of this contract is contingent upon buyer and seller"
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""obtaining..." Blah-de-blah-de-blah."
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""Boilerplate, pound of fish." Just kidding."
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"Do you like mints? Yes."
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"I carry mints with me sometimes."
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"Oh, I haven't tried those."
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"Ever tried those? No."
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"They're good."
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"You want one?"
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""Cool... Certified cool." I like how they say "certified.""
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"Okay. Guys, guys, guys, just tell me it's not totally insane to try one more time."
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"It is totally insane."
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"(SIGHING) Okay. What do you think?"
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"I think it's over, man."
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"Andy?"
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"Nobody's for."
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"Pam. Hmm?"
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"I think it's really, really unlikely."
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"Okay."
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"Really unlikely."
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"What?"
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"I'm not saying she's in love with him,"
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"but she could have left a while ago."
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"I'm going with Pam's group."
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"No. Guys, guys, guys, guys, just thank you for talking."
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"Wish me luck. JIM: No."
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"What sort of movie would Rudy have been if he had just stopped"
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"Would have been a lot shorter, probably been a lot funnier,"
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"but it would have ultimately been a disappointment."
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"I still would have seen it, but that's not the point."
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"Kelly is disqualified. What?"
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"You said the program is not open to Caucasians."
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"Indians migrated from the Caucasus region of Europe."
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"Therefore, technically, she is Caucasian. You're welcome, America."
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"but come on. I mean, Darryl is far more ethnic."
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"The dates of the Yale program interfered with his softball league, so he's gone."
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"I only have about a year left in these knees, though."
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"Yeah, unless somebody else applies today."
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"(GREETING IN HINDl)"
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"Oh, dear God. Okay."
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"Don't make any decisions just yet. Okay? I'll be right back."
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"That's very nice. I never noticed that before."
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"Yeah. I don't want to be offensive, but may I ask you what that means?"
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"Oh, great! Great. I will look out for that stuff, then."
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"You know, I just wanted to say it was really, really nice to do business with you."
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"Yeah. It was nice to do business with you, too."
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"Did I get everything?"
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"I think so."
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"Okay."
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"Do you need validation? We don't validate."
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"No. It's just in the lot, so..."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Bye."
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"What's that out there?"
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"Michael, how did it go?"
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"How would one of you feel if I told you I could put you on a fast track"
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"I wasn't talking to you, pale face."
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"I know. I meant I'd be happy for them."
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"Dwight, I know these programs."
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"Every color is important, because together we make a rainbow."
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"Yes."
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"I'll slap you in the face with a rainbow."
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"Mmm."
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"Dwight, we know Kelly applied."
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"We're not going to cross her, no matter how good the program is."
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"Will you get out of here? Seriously."
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"For hobbies, yoga, belly dancing,"
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"Dwight, what are you doing?"
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"Helping heal America in a dramatic fashion in the eleventh hour."
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"Have a seat. I'll translate."
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"Why? I don't need translator..."
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"You don't know what you need, just..."
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"Why don't you tell me a little about yourself, Hide."
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"(SPEAKING ENGLISH)"
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"I don't know. I don't know."
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"Can't really trust my feelings anymore."
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"You know what, Michael? For what it's worth, I was wrong, too."
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"I thought she was interested in you."
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"Michael, you know, it's easy to get fooled."
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"Bob's warehouse guys flirt with me all the time. It's mostly harmless."
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"You know, when I tore my scrote, I was..."
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"but now I think she was just doing a bunch of stuff to bill my HMO."
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"You know, she's touching around down there."
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"It's easy to get confused."
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"Should I put it in the lost and found for 14 days and then I can take it home?"
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"Maybe she wants me to return this to her at her work."
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"Yeah. This could be a signal."
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"No, it's not even a coincidence."
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"It's just something that happened."
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"Michael. Well..."
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"She doesn't want you to return the barrette. She's not interested in you."
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"I know. I know. I know. I'm sorry."
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"(CLEARING THROAT)"
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"Michael!"
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"Michael!"
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"Oh, you're still here. I have your baguette."
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