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Clips from NewsRadio - The Public Domain (S04E04)

"Sir, I think you've really made your point very clearly. I have not made my point."
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"Let me tell you my point. My point is the Citizens for Broadcast Decency..."
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"can kiss my ruby red-- Stop filming!"
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"That's really all I have so far."
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"Well, I'm sorry, sir. I thought you'd be less self-conscious if you didn't know."
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"[ Groans ] That's the same technique that 60 Minutes uses..."
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"No, no, no. If the Broadcasting Decency wackos see that, I'll be crucified."
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"I mean, they love it. They love it! I can see the ads right now."
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""James to Broadcasting Decency wackos:"
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"'Hello. I'm an idiot.'""
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"You're not much of a talker, are you, Steve?"
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"No. Beth, coffee."
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"Oh, I thought you gave up on that whole thing."
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"My mistake."
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"♪ [ Piano Chords ] What's that?"
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"♪ [ Resumes ] There it is again."
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"That's the, uh-- That's the bathroom stereo system."
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"I'll turn that off if it's bothering you. Just a second."
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"♪ Someone's in the kitchen with Bob Dole ♪"
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"♪ Someone's in the kitchen with Bob-- ♪"
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"So, why do you have a stereo in the men's room?"
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"There it is again. Yes."
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"What? Emergency backup bathroom stereo."
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"♪ Paul-- Paul-- Paula Jones She's seen Clinton nude ♪"
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"That's what you said. And I was quiet for a moment. Ever the loyal employee."
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"So you'd like me to cool it? Yes. Yes."
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"Say no more. I gladly submit. Good. Thank you."
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"♪ [ Piano Chords ]"
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"and I just went with it."
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"Anyway, I--"
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"♪ [ Piano Resumes ] ♪ Oh, the Lincoln Bedroom costs this much ♪"
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"♪ Good Fred Thompson says it's bunk ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the moola, hey ♪"
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"Look, Mr. James, are you really gonna let her take away half my job?"
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"Oh, Dave, I've got bigger fish to fry."
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"Those documentary film guys won't give me my tape back. Well, sir, I know--"
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"Don't sweat the documentary crew. I got a plan."
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"Tell me. Why is it that everyone's solution to every problem around here..."
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"- is some sort of covert plan? - That's secret."
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"[ Elevator Bell Dings ]"
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"♪ You gave my uncle cancer but you'll pay the lawyer's fee ♪"
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"- [ Laughing ] - Bill, today is really not the day for this."
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"Hey, I think you're doin' just great."
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"Thank you, little lady. Where are you from? Idaho."
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"Boise. ♪ [ Playing Chords ]"
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"♪ Special Whitewater prosecu-tar ♪"
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"Bill, can I talk to you for a moment, please?"
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"Bill, I am-- I'm tired of threatening you."
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"Now I'm just pleading with you. Please help me."
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"It's not like I'm hurting anybody, Dave--"
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"oh, except for maybe some of those bozos down in Washington."
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"No, Bill, you are hurting someone. You are hurting me."
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"You see, Andrea seems to be under the impression that I cannot control the staff."
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"Oh, ridiculous. And don't I know it."
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"Well, that I will not stand for."
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"He's like some kind of enforcer, right?"
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"I appreciate that, but-- I might disobey you from time to time, Dave,"
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"but it's only because deep down I know you really love it."
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"But this guy, who knows? Well, that's very sweet, Bill, but what I need--"
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"Bring this goon unto me."
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"Oh, good. A plan. Just tell him I have a few ideas I'd like to discuss with him."
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"All right. Just humor an old billionaire, would you?"
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"Shoot the scene one more time. I think I got it this time."
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"Fine. Everybody set? Okay, action."
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"Uh, so, Mr. James, what important business decision did you want to discuss?"
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"Well, Lisa--"
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"Oh, then it must have been something else."
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"Well, what about the Citizens for Broadcasting Decency stuff? You didn't lose that, did you?"
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"Oh, that's safe. I got that right here."
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"- ♪ [ Piano Chords ] - Uh, Bill, I'd like you to meet Steve Johnson."
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"Hi, Steve. Hello, Bill. How are you?"
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"- Which reminds me of a little song. - Don't!"
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"[ Andrea ] Well, Dave, I guess you're off the hook."
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"Steve doesn't want the job."
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"Why is that?"
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"- Yeah, well, I'm sorry it had to happen that way, but-- - What way?"
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"♪ Religious right ♪"
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"♪ Jesse Helms ♪"
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"Everybody! ♪ Something, something ♪"
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"♪ Madeleine Albright ♪"
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"- May I go now? - Yeah. Run along."
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"- [ Andrea ] I have something to-- - That's a good boy."
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"Well, maybe you misjudged Steve."
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"Well, I guess, 'cause he's usually a really reliable--"
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"[ Sighs ] You guys."
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"You're just not gonna give up on this Matthew thing, are you?"
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"- Not until you hire him back. - Okay, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do."
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"I am definitely, definitely gonna think about it."
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"♪ [ Playing Chords ] I'm back where I belong!"
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"but I've got bigger issues to deal with, all right?"
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"So for your own good, please just go home. Go home."
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"Again, thank you."
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"- Hmm. - Who the hell's that guy?"
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"Which means slaughterhouse."
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"Oh, what are you gonna talk to me about?"
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"All right? What is he talking about?"
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"Well, not real TV-- cable. See these guys?"
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"Sir, Bruce Wayne is Batman."
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"I think, uh, Mr. "DeVille" is ready for my close-up,"
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"There's not gonna be any chaos. No?"
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"But I fixed it. Okay, I told the camera guy..."
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"He's gonna say "cut," but really, they're gonna roll. Uh-huh."
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"So if Jimmy doesn't know he's being filmed, he'll be more relaxed."
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"Oh, and that reminds me. We have to watch our language on the air, okay?"
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"Bill, I need you to be quiet for a moment. Don't ask me why. Just obey."
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"I'm sorry. Inspiration struck, as it often does when I'm in the bathroom,"
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"♪ Moola, moola ♪"
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"Good crowd."
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"She's gonna bring this corporate goon to partner with me unless I can prove her wrong."
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"That was your plan?"
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"I don't want to be a broken record,"
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"but this is the discipline problem I talking about."
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"Which has got to make you wonder if maybe you didn't misjudge Matthew too."
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"Thanks. [ Sighs ]"
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"we're all on the conveyor belt to the corporate abattoir."
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"Uh, yes. Yes, I did. Um-- Hey."
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"- Hey, good morning, you guys. - [ Together ] Good morning, Andrea."
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"It's this whole thing with that-- that Andrea woman."
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"About Matthew. Oh."
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