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Clips from NewsRadio - The Public Domain (S04E04)

"Um, Dave, Lisa, I would like you to meet Steve Johnson."
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"Hi. Well, I guess two efficiency experts are better than one."
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"No, actually, I didn't bring Steve in to help me."
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"Um, actually, Steve here is gonna take over half your job."
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"- I remember we all voted. - Uh, no, we were supposed to vote, but as I recall it,"
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"there were two votes for Matthew, 15 for "employee of the month sucks,""
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"and eight simply said, "Baba Booey.""
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"Look, Beth, I'm doing everything I can right now,"
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"Exactly. Really, I-- I don't know what to do."
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"Well, for starters, you should stop coming in here. Oh, Dave--"
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"she's never gonna hire you back, all right? Okay."
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"Matthew! What are you doing?"
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"Steve wanted to get all his personal effects from the car..."
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"Sure he did. Sure he did. Well, uh, what say we get to it, huh?"
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"Okay. Joe? Uh, Joe, do you mind coming in here for a second?"
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"What's up? Uh, there's something stuck behind my door."
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""World's Greatest Mom." Yeah."
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"Maybe you're right, okay? Maybe I have not given you enough time..."
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"So I will hold off on making a final decision about Steve until I see what you can do."
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"Thank you. So you have until the end of the day today."
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"We've all been a little lax lately on keeping up with our job task checklists."
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"Our what? Our job task checklists."
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"and I'd advise all of you to do the same."
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"In fact, I'm gonna talk to Andrea about it today."
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"Okay, meeting is dismissed. And, everybody, let's not forget about those job task checklists."
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"Matthew, go home."
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"Joe?"
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"I'm on it."
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"Let's just say I'm puttin' together an act."
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"Bill, I thought your whole life was an act."
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"[ Laughs ] No, it's a little cabaret thing."
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"Uh-huh. So like Mark Russell?"
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"♪ [ Playing Chords ] ♪ William Clinton came to town riding on inflation ♪"
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"♪ Introduced it to our nation ♪"
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"Um, what's going on, sir?"
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"- What's it for? - For TV."
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"Um, Mr. James? Yeah."
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"Uh, I--"
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"Shh. Quiet. Sorry. Excuse me."
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"- Beth, they're not filming yet. - Oh, good."
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"- We're ready to roll. - Okay, good."
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"And... action."
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"[ Cameraman ] I think we should cut."
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"Great. That felt pretty good to me."
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"What rights? My rights as an American citizen!"
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"♪ [ Playing Chords ] ♪ They're beautiful ♪"
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"♪ He's gay, he's gay ♪"
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"[ Slams Keyboard Cover ]"
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"I am calling security!"
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"Dave, I'm just picking up some of my stuff. That's all."
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"But there is a problem. What?"
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"Jimmy sucks on camera. So?"
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"You see? Yeah."
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"You get it? Cut really means roll. I get it."
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"That's a very cunning plan, but today is not the day for cunning plans or crazy capers."
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"Come on, Dave. Showtime, son. Let's go."
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"that Congress needed a swift kick in the ass."
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"Does that have any lyrics?"
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"All right. Hold on. Would you excuse me, please?"
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"They are a very powerful, influential lobby group with a lot of clout in Washington."
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"Hell, no! Hell, no! And I've bribed hundreds of guys."
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"♪ Old Man Congress needs a swift kick in the ass ♪"
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"Okay, why? Why didn't anybody tell me we were filming? Lisa?"
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"to get that guy to admit he's selling heroin to preschoolers."
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"- Well, maybe they won't use that scene. - Oh, right. They won't use it."
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"[ Elevator Bell Dings ] Uh, thank you for lunch, Andrea."
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"You know, normally I don't leave the office at all during the day."
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"Oh, good for you. I just thought it might be a nice way for you to get know each other."
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"Yes, and that it was. That-- That it was."
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"That! Oh, that. That must-- You know what that is?"
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"♪ Someone's in the kitchen with Bob Dole ♪"
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"That's really all I have so far."
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"Say, do you know, does Bob Dole cook?"
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"Bill, what did I tell you?"
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"You told me to get it out of the office. You didn't say anything about the bathroom."
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"You're the boss. Thank you."
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"Ah, that's better."
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"It's a guy thing. I'd really rather not go into it."
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"I'll turn that one off as well."
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"Bill, Andrea's outside, and we're trying to have a rather important discussion right now."
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"Before you say anything, I apologize. That was grossly insubordinate."
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"Bill-- This one's going out to you."
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"♪ Oh, Joe Camel ♪"
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"♪ Oh, don't you cry for me ♪"
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"You're tellin' me. There's nothin' in the papers. I'm scrapin' bottom here."
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"Idaho, huh? What part? Boise."
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"Huh."
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"Hey, here's one about a fellow we've all grown to appreciate."
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"♪ Twinkle, twinkle Kenneth Starr ♪"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"We're gonna take a short break now, folks,"
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"but I'll be appearing at the eighth-floor stairwell in about an hour."
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"Enjoy the rest of your ride. Thank you. Thank you very much."
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"Sure, you want help now that I'm on top."
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"Where were you earlier today when I was just starting out?"
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"I was asking you to stop then too."
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"No, this is not the sort of goon you can reason with. Don't worry. I have a plan."
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"No, I-- Tell him. Trust me."
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"I-- Tell him. [ Whistles ]"
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"Looks like you overcharged the battery, dude."
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"You charged the battery for us."
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"- Wait a minute. You didn't lose any footage, did you? - Almost everything."
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"That's what happens when you don't rewind."
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"- I panicked. - Bill, you can't just go around hitting people."
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"- I only did it for you, Dave. - That's what John Hinckley said."
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"He won't say, which is... weird."
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"I have no idea, but I'm sure it's for the best."
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"♪ Silent night ♪"
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"♪ Sleeps tonight ♪"
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"What? The piano? Oh, this was Steve's idea. Wasn't it, Steve?"
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"Yes, sir, Mr. McNeal."
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"That is so weird."
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"Yes! I'm back!"
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"I've brought Steve in to help out a little bit."
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"Oh, yeah. That oughta increase our overall efficiency coefficient by at least 2.3%."
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"[ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]"
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"I brought him in to help you, Dave."
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"Okay, well, that's a cute way of looking at it."
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"This is so depressing. Yeah, well, Joe, if I remember correctly,"
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