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Clips from Fargo - Who Shaves the Barber? (S01E01)

"MAN 22 Get him!"
Fargo
"BUDGE: Multiple gunshots. The shooter's still inside the building."
Fargo
"(GROANS)"
Fargo
"(CHUCKLES)"
Fargo
"know a little something..."
Fargo
"Oh, Lester!"
Fargo
"(HEADBOARD POUNDING)"
Fargo
"GINA: Lester."
Fargo
"Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God."
Fargo
"Okay, I gotta..."
Fargo
"MOLLY: Freeze! Police officer!"
Fargo
"Kiss, kiss. Kiss, kiss, kiss."
Fargo
"you can't even count that high."
Fargo
"And I couldn't see anything, you know? I mean..."
Fargo
"And for what?"
Fargo
"Right. Well..."
Fargo
"Oh, yeah? Yeah."
Fargo
"I guess I'll see you later."
Fargo
"Sorry about the delay."
Fargo
"So it's all set, right? I'm getting paid?"
Fargo
"Who? (GROANING)"
Fargo
"I don't even know where to start."
Fargo
"After all these years,"
Fargo
"But I was afraid, like you said."
Fargo
"but... I'll..."
Fargo
"Well, he was pointing it at me."
Fargo
"(SIGHS)"
Fargo
"You'll be there until the trial..."
Fargo
"(GUNFIRE)"
Fargo
"You're gonna need more patrolmen than this."
Fargo
"MAN: Third floor. Private elevator."
Fargo
"I... I can work late even."
Fargo
"Okay, Mr. Nygaard."
Fargo
"Lester!"
Fargo
"...or I'm gonna have to tase you!"
Fargo
"(GUNFIRE) (MAN GRUNTS)"
Fargo
"(MEN SHOUTING)"
Fargo
"What have you guys got? PEPPER: Really?"
Fargo
"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
Fargo
"You got premium channels?"
Fargo
"When do I get the money?"
Fargo
"KITTY: You son of a bitch!"
Fargo
"If you want this to go away, you gotta give 'em someone."
Fargo
"We're going in. Back us up."
Fargo
"Lester? Lester!"
Fargo
"Hey, now."
Fargo
"and a cop shot. And now a kid brings a gun to school."
Fargo
"But Chaz, you know, he's..."
Fargo
"So I figure I tell her, she has a good cry, and that's that."
Fargo
"(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)"
Fargo
"(GUN SHOTS)"
Fargo
"the storm of the century."
Fargo
"And Chaz says to me, "Lester, this was an accident.""
Fargo
"Well, do you fellas do crime scenes?"
Fargo
"You know I'm the one who shot you, yeah?"
Fargo
"(GUNFIRE) (WOMAN SCREAMS)"
Fargo
"Get bent."
Fargo
"(MAN GRUNTS) (GUNSHOT)"
Fargo
"(MAN GRUNTS)"
Fargo
"(MAN GRUNTS)"
Fargo
"Your pop is in the way."
Fargo
"Got me all..."
Fargo
"(SIGHS)"
Fargo
"I just stay here trying to drink enough"
Fargo
"Yeah, hon."
Fargo
"No, I got... I got permits for those. You son of a bitch!"
Fargo
"I'm upset."
Fargo
"I try to get to Pearl, you know, to check if she's..."
Fargo
"(STAMMERS)"
Fargo
"Hey."
Fargo
"MOLLY: I'm not sure. I just woke up."
Fargo
"The bark beetle carries the worm to its nest."
Fargo
"All right."
Fargo
"TRAINER: Good!"
Fargo
"And front!"
Fargo
"Sometimes they defecate in your..."
Fargo
"Good!"
Fargo
"Look at us."
Fargo
"What are you..."
Fargo
"Say bye to Greta for me."
Fargo
"WOMAN: Can I help you, sir?"
Fargo
"(GUN CLICKS REPEATEDLY) Shit! Ah..."
Fargo
"Oh. Okay. Call it in, man."
Fargo
"(BRAKES SCREECHING)"
Fargo
"Thanks."
Fargo
"You're sweet."
Fargo
"What? Yeah."
Fargo
"but then there's this mess."
Fargo
"MAN: Oh, no! No!"
Fargo