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Clips from Fargo - Who Shaves the Barber? (S01E01)

"If that's not enough, he'd break a leg or an arm."
Fargo
"But no calls..."
Fargo
"not about you."
Fargo
"So whatever it is..."
Fargo
"it's gotta be personal."
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"It doesn't matter. It's the principle."
Fargo
"This one calls an ambulance. That one calls a hearse."
Fargo
"I'm gonna ask you again."
Fargo
"And depending on the answer..."
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"I pick up this or that."
Fargo
"Who do I talk to in Fargo?"
Fargo
"You remember me?"
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"Can..."
Fargo
"Can you talk? Speak, I mean."
Fargo
"Right. But you... you read lips?"
Fargo
"Do you remember me from before?"
Fargo
"In Bemidji?"
Fargo
"The insurance office."
Fargo
"You were talking to Lester Nygaard."
Fargo
"what happened, you know."
Fargo
"Hold the phone, I know that fella. (CHUCKLES)"
Fargo
"Did you come here looking for Malvo?"
Fargo
"For..."
Fargo
"Lorne..."
Fargo
"Malvo. Lorne Malvo?"
Fargo
"Did Lester tell you where to find him?"
Fargo
"It hurts. Yeah... mine, too."
Fargo
"You know, it's crazy. I never shot anyone before."
Fargo
"I'm gathering this wasn't your first time, though."
Fargo
"And you got a dad somewhere I bet, just like me."
Fargo
"And I mean, what's the point, you know?"
Fargo
"Because here you are and... your friend is dead."
Fargo
"And you're gonna spend the rest of your life in jail."
Fargo
"I gotta ask you to stand and put your back to the bars."
Fargo
"Listen, Officer, this is a huge mistake."
Fargo
"(STAMMERS)"
Fargo
"This is a setup. Sir."
Fargo
"Do you understand? Evidence has been planted..."
Fargo
"Sir, turn and back towards me..."
Fargo
"...could just talk to my brother..."
Fargo
"You..."
Fargo
"You gotta believe me. I didn't do these things."
Fargo
"Where are you... Transfer to county."
Fargo
"BO MUNK: Jeez, Lester. Oh, hey."
Fargo
"Well, you know how it is. Had a few too many,"
Fargo
"slept it off at the station. (CHUCKLES)"
Fargo
"Who can blame you really... after what you've been through."
Fargo
"They were real sweet to me."
Fargo
"I'm the victim here, you know."
Fargo
"Of course. So..."
Fargo
"I was just about to call the widow Hess."
Fargo
"You don't say. Yeah."
Fargo
"A shame, really."
Fargo
"I mean, good for us. That was a big policy."
Fargo
"Well, she's not gonna be happy about that."
Fargo
"No, she's not."
Fargo
"Why don't I take that off your plate?"
Fargo
"Really?"
Fargo
"I mean, I don't know. Are you sure you're ready for..."
Fargo
"Look, she can't shout at me, right? Not after..."
Fargo
"Otherwise she's gonna be all claws out."
Fargo
"That makes sense. Yeah. Then it's settled."
Fargo
"No, in person is better, I think."
Fargo
"Give her a shoulder, you know?"
Fargo
"(CLICKS TONGUE)"
Fargo
"(WHISTLES)"
Fargo
"Come in."
Fargo
"I... brought you some flowers."
Fargo
"Oh, thanks, just put 'em..."
Fargo
"(SIGHS) on."
Fargo
"It's making my head hurt."
Fargo
"This whole case... all the moving pieces."
Fargo
"I thought I'd put it up, you know, graphically..."
Fargo
"see if things made much more sense."
Fargo
"I called back to Bemidji to talk to Bill, but he's..."
Fargo
"I don't know. Some kid brought a gun to school or something."
Fargo
"So everyone's kind of running around."
Fargo
"And to be honest, everything they said didn't make much sense anyway."
Fargo
"Who's the deaf fella then?"
Fargo
"Fella upstairs, tried to murder me with a bazooka."
Fargo
"And the other fella with his throat cut, I'm guessing he translated."
Fargo
"And they're who now?"
Fargo
"(SIGHS) Well... that's the thing."
Fargo
"All I can think is... and maybe this is a stretch,"
Fargo
"but heck if I know any other way to think about it."
Fargo
"Sam Hess, right?"
Fargo
"So... he owns a trucking company."
Fargo
"And we always thought he had maybe alleged ties to organized crime,"
Fargo
"this operation out of Fargo."
Fargo
"So... when Hess gets killed,"
Fargo
"I'm thinking maybe Fargo"
Fargo
"sends these two boys to figure out what happened."
Fargo
"And how do they end up here?"
Fargo
"Well... follow me."
Fargo
"If we think..."
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"which we do..."
Fargo
"got bullied by Hess..."
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"and then met Malvo at the hospital."
Fargo
"Which he did."
Fargo
"Get to finding Lester."
Fargo
"And he sends 'em here."
Fargo
"So Lester knew that Malvo was here... in Duluth."
Fargo
"It would appear that way, yeah."
Fargo
"I mean, to go back to Lester."
Fargo
"Oh, yeah. You betcha."
Fargo
"Oh, so you're..."
Fargo
"makes sense, sure."
Fargo
"Thanks, Dad."
Fargo
"(SOFT GRUNT)"
Fargo
"Well, okay."
Fargo
"Dad, my flowers. Oh, yeah."
Fargo
"Thanks for these."
Fargo
"He bought me flowers. You don't say."
Fargo
"I'm gonna put them in water as soon as I get home."
Fargo
"You keep your chin up, Gus Grimly."
Fargo
"We're winning this thing."
Fargo
"Don't you forget."
Fargo
"(SPITS)"
Fargo
"And I grab the arrow... and Craig is in the car having a giggle."
Fargo
"Thinks the whole thing's hilarious, which..."
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