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Clips from Fargo - Who Shaves the Barber? (S01E01)

"MAN: Precedently on Fargo..."
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"Fargo!"
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"Suspect of what?"
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"CHAZ: It's good waffles, hon."
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"KITTY: It's a mix."
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"KITTY: Gordo? GORDO: Yeah."
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"KITTY: Watcha doing there? GORDO: Reading a comic."
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"CHAZ: Yeah, put your comic away, huh?"
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"CHAZ: It's breakfast, mister, family time."
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"You heard your mother."
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"CHAZ: Your mom needs help after school."
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"Got hockey."
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"After hockey, then."
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"I'm supposed to play with Kevin."
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"Well, you can play with Kevin tomorrow."
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"Meteorologists are saying the incident was probably caused by a tornado,"
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"which sucked up water and fish from a lake and dropped them off miles away."
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"And we'll have more on this developing news story a little later tonight,"
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"along with our meteorologists take on exactly what happened..."
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"The darndest thing. Come on, bud, get your boots on."
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"KITTY: You don't wanna be late for the bus."
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"to keep roads as clear as possible. Love you."
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"Plow drivers have been working"
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"for 24 hours straight without rest and feel exhausted."
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"We spoke to one earlier today..."
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"No funny stuff today."
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"So then, Neo's like, "I'm the One,""
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""The sound of inevitability." Yeah."
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"And he's got him, right? Around the neck."
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"So they're on the tracks, right? And the train's coming."
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"And Neo says, "No way." And he..."
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"(DOORBELL CHIMES)"
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"(DOORBELL CHIMES)"
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"(RAPID KNOCKING)"
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"And Blackman wants to know how much for a blumkin."
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"Which, I'm like... "What the heck is that?""
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"Blackman. (CHUCKLES) Yeah."
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"So he says, you know, "Why not stick around and find out?""
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"And I'm like..."
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"Yeah, I'll call her back."
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"Oh, no, she said it's urgent."
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"KITTY: Chaz, the cops are here."
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"Gordo's been arrested and the cops are here."
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"Whoa, whoa, slow down."
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"What do you mean the cops are there? In the house."
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"They think that Gordo brought a gun to school."
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"They say they got a search warrant."
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"(LOWERS VOICE) Don't... Don't let them. I... I'll be right there."
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"Chaz, what have you done? I'm coming! I'm on my way!"
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"Chaz?"
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"CHAZ: Now..."
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"Wait, hold on!"
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"You son of a bitch! He's my baby!"
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"Now, Bill Oswalt, hold on..."
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"I can explain that. I..."
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"(KITTY PANTING)"
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"KITTY: What have you done?"
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"(GASPS)"
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"KITTY: (MUFFLED SHOUTING) What have you done?"
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"I hate you."
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"Hey. Bill..."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Busy morning, huh?"
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"ls there..."
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"some kind of development with the case?"
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"Is that why I'm..."
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"Where's the female deputy?"
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"She got... In Duluth."
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"It's like... When you see on the news... A boat sinks in India"
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"and 300 people drown."
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"And you ask yourself, "Do I know 300 people?""
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"Or one of those African massacres with 12 year-olds with machetes."
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"We lost 16 people in 1920 to the flu. I looked it up."
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"But nothing like this, ever."
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"including the Chief of Police..."
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"It was Gordo, Lester."
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"He had a handgun in his backpack. Unloaded, thank gosh."
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"But still, you can't Not with the current climate."
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"Is he in trouble?"
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"Is he... He brought a gun to school!"
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"And, Lester, I gotta tell ya, I don't know whether to..."
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"I'd like to think that you could've... come to me."
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"You could've trusted me as a friend with..."
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"We know you were in the room when Vern was shot."
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"Was your wife having an affair?"
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"With Chaz?"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"We found a photo... photos..."
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"at his place... suggestive..."
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"I don't wanna talk about..."
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"...boudoir photos and a pair of..."
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"Bill... Yeah. And I know..."
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"Pearl walks in the first day of class"
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""I'm gonna marry that girl one day.""
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"But to sleep with your own brother? I know."
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"God! Your own brother!"
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"And what then? She tells him it's over and he..."
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"We all know your brother had a temper."
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"He broke a guy's nose once just"
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"for cracking wise at the state fair."
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"Yeah! I remember. He had to do community service."
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"So what? She cuts it off, the affair, and then he..."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"All I know is that I came home from work"
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"and they were arguing in the basement."
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"I heard the voices. I thought, "Is that Chaz?""
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"And so I went over to the top"
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"of the stairs to hear, you know."
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"And she says..."
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"Uh..."
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"And she laughs."
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"And then she says,"
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""You know, you're not half the man your brother is.""
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"I'll never forget it. So... Um..."
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"...I run downstairs and..."
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"...there's Chaz. And he's got the hammer..."
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"And he looks up at me and says, "Oh, geez, Lester."
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""What did I...""
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