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Clips from Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

"Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- Except for that... - Shut your ass."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- Break for that Bandit One. - Yeah, Snowman, come on back."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"That was a Texas bubblegum machine on your back door."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"You ain't gonna believe this, but that crazy sombitch tried to drive up under my truck."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"What's a Texas county mountie doing in Arkansas?"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- I don't know. - I don't know."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"I don't know!"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- Well, who the hell knows? - I really don't know."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"What we're dealin' with here is a complete lack of respect for the law."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"(JUSTICE ON RADIO) This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"I'm in pursuit of a black TransAm."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"He's all mine, so stay outta the way."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Did you say you are a sheriff?"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Texas!"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Texas? You know, of course, that you're out of your jurisdiction."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"I suggest that you let my department handle the situation."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"That's very comfortin', but I'm in a high-speed pursuit."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- Don't you hear good? - I hear perfectly."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"The goddamn Germans got nothin' to do with it!"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- What do ya see? - We lost him."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice again."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"I lost that TransAm. Set up a roadblock."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- Good idea! - What the hell you know?"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"I believe we have the situation well under control, Sheriff."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- You out there, son? - You got the Bandit. Come on back."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"My handle's Silver-Tongued Devil. Your fellow CBers are mighty proud of ya out there."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Thank ya, son. I appreciate it."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Tell me, you comin' up on Fayetteville and Interstate 82?"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- We're almost on top of it. - I got a big bad bear story for you there."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- You ARE a silver-tongued devil. - That's a big 10-4, good buddy."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Well, you keep your wheels spinnin' and the beavers grinnin', then. I'm out."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- Classy guy. - Classy guy."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"You sombitches couldn't close an umbrella."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"I don't care if your daddy is the mayor. You wreck this car, it'll come outta your pay."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- Yeah, but he's gettin' away. - Son, he's not goin' anywhere."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"The Mulberry Bridge has been dismantled for the past six months."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"(BANDIT) And that's worse."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- Why don't you drop me off? I'll catch a cab. - Too late now."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"We jumped over that bridge!"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- Did you see what we did? - Yes, I did."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"I wanna jump something else! I wanna jump a house! I wanna jump something!"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- Honest to God, it wasn't my fault! I stopped! - Yeah, right."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"I am Sheriff Branford."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"What the hell is the world comin' to?"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- What channel we on? - What?"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Snowman, are you out there?"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"I'm doin' what I'm supposed to be doin'. What are y'all doing, he'n' and she'n'?"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- Come back. - Oh, we were playin' a little bridge."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- How we been doin'? - We're losin' minutes, son."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"If you don't get up here and run me some interference, we ain't never gonna make it."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"I'll drop the dolly off at a choke-and-puke, and then I'll get right back on the job."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"All right. 10-4 on that choke-and-puke."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- Oh, by the way, Bandit... - Yeah, guy?"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"How 'bout bringin' me a hamburger for Fred? I'm beginnin' to worry about him."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- He's lookin' a little thin in the skin. - You got 'em."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- That's where I'll get off? - Right."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"You oughta give up smokin'. That's bad for your health."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- You got enough money? - Yeah."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"I have enough to get to Jersey, walk the rest of the way."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- I'll see you around. - Yeah."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Frog?"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"You gonna be all right?"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- A dollar and a half. - Keep the change."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- You want somethin'? - A hush puppy, Daddy."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"We got no time for that crap! Dumb sombitch!"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- Diablo and Doc - Thank you, nice lady."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Oh, you got a little mess there. Let me help you get that off there..."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Who ya chasin'? Somebody chasin' you?"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"I been chasin' a goddamn maniac all the way from Texarkana, Texas."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Really? What is he, a bank robber?"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Bank robber?"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Bank robbin' is baby shit alongside of what this dude is doin'."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"He's got a broad in the car, took her across the state line."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"That's the Mann Act."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"I don't think he's got her permission, and that's kidnapping."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- How's that for high jinks? - Yeah."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"(BURPS)"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- What I owe? - Oh, let me pay for it."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- You're an officer of the law. I'd be honoured. - Much obliged."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- You're goin' the wrong way! - Oh."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- Thank you, nice lady. - Sure thing."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Oh, boy."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- I wanted to stay with you. - Well, why didn't you ask?"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"(TYRES SCREECH)"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"I think it'd be a good idea if we changed places, don't you?"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"You be a passenger for a while now. Up, up... I'll just slide right..."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- Wait a minute! - Wait a minute!"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Hold it! I'm stuck here. This is not workin'."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- I got my foot on the... - Goddamn it! I seen it in the movies!"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Oh, my God!"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"(JUSTICE) Duck, or you're gonna be talkin' outta your ass!"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- Daddy, the top came off. - No shit?"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Snowman! How are your vocal cords?"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Well, my vocal cords are fine. I'm a little worried about Fred now."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"He's been gnawing everything, barkin' and screamin'. He's turned into a stalk of bananas."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- What's your 20? - About 16 miles this side of Mississippi."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"I'm still tryin' to get rid of that Texas County mountie. I don't know what the hell he wants."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Give me five minutes, we'll put some moves on that mother. I'll meet ya at Old Miss."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"You got the one Snowman. I'm eastbound and down."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"That's the way I wanna go out. Hey, man, watch it!"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- What the hell was that? - A left, or half a 'u'."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Well, please don't do it anymore."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Hey, you know who that was? Check this out."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Bandit, this here's the Grave Robber."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Put the pedal to the metal, and we'll hold this county mountie as long as we can."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- Well, go, girl, go! - I'm goin'! I'm goin'!"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"I've got the metal to the pedal, and the thing to the floor..."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn't he?"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- My hat blew off, Daddy. - I hope your goddamn head was in it."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- OK. We're gonna switch. - OK."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"I'm comin' over underneath you. You just slide right on over."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Close. Colourful, but close."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"I like this seat better anyway."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Come on, Billy Ray, get tough!"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"You know, I wanted to be a high-fashion model once."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"But, hell, how long can you model clothes for 8-year-olds? Boys."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Besides that my cheeks were too fat. These cheeks, these."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Aarghhh!"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
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