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Clips from Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

"- How we gonna load all this stuff, though? - I'll load it with this."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"- You can't drive no forklift. - I can drive any forkin' thing around."
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"- I said back it up, not raise it up! - I am backin' up, ya big dumbbell!"
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"- (LAUGHS) You all right? - Very funny! Very funny!"
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"Hey, we really oughta pay somebody for that mess we made in there."
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"B-e-r... B-u-r... B... Hell, I got to go."
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"Snowman! How we doin', son? Come on back."
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"Hang on just a minute, and I'll tell ya."
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"We're about 28 minutes ahead of schedule."
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"- Come back. - I hate to say I told you so."
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"Don't lose your head, son. We still got a lot of boogiein' to do."
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"Put the pedal to the metal. I'm 10-10 on the side."
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"For sure. Me and Fred, we got your back door, ain't we, Fred?"
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"- Sorry. I don't want to get married. - Terrific That makes two of us."
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"- Does this thing move? - Oh, yeah."
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"(BLARES HORN)"
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"Where are we going? No, don't tell me. Let me guess."
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"- We are a bride in search of a wedding. - No."
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"There is a wedding in search of a bride. Let me put it another way."
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"Think of it as a wedding posse in search of a bride."
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"- You understand that, cowboy? - Yeah."
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"What are ya doin'?"
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"- These are my shoes. - Oh, yeah."
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"- And these are my legs. - Yeah."
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"Last time I saw legs like that they had a message tied to 'em."
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"What do you mean? These are great little legs. I'm a professional."
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"Well, in that case, you shouldn't be dressed in white."
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"- Dancer. - Oh."
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"Well, cowboys love fat calves."
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"- They're not fat. - They're bigger than mine."
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"- Do we really wanna talk about legs? - One of us does."
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"Otherwise we wouldn't have gone... What are we doing now?"
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"Well, I am getting my clothes, you fool."
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"Are we really going 110? We're going 110!"
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"Why do you wear that cowboy hat? Because you think it looks dazzling on you."
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"Whoops!"
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"You look tired, boy. Rest yourself."
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"You punks look tuckered out, too."
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"That's an attention-getter."
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"- Get in a car? - Yes, sir."
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"- See who was drivin'? - N-no, sir."
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"- Licence plate? - Y-yes, sir. Georgia plates."
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"Ban-one."
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"B-A-N dash O-N-E."
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"All right. Now, you boys just stay here and watch the car."
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"There might be some vandals around who wanna steal somethin',"
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"so you boys just stay here and keep your hands on the car"
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"until one of my associates arrive."
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"And don't go home, don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself."
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"It wouldn't look nice on my highway."
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"Oh, you can think about it, but don't do it."
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"Shit! You do what you want. I'm stayin' right here."
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"28 years old and... Oh, goodness, what's this? I'll tuck it right in."
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"I was down here dancing in a home appliance show."
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"- I danced around three trash mashers. - Talk to me, my boy."
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"I had this costume that lit up. I only short-circuited once."
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"- I was standing in the parking lot... - I'm sitting next to Lawrence of Arabia."
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"I met this guy... These can't be my pants. God, he was good-looking."
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"- And he had this hat on... - Funny, ain't she?"
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"I think he was from Texas or something, and I thought Why not marry the guy?"
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"She insulted my town. She insulted my son."
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"- Look, what if we... - Shut up! She insulted my authority."
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"And that's nothin' but pure and simple old-fashioned Communism."
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"It happens every time one of those dancers starts poontangin' around..."
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"Halfway down the aisle I said to myself,"
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"Jesus Christ, what are you doing? His mother doesn't even have any teeth!"
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"I jumped in this car, and it blew up on the side of the road,"
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"I don't remember."
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"You think I'm... nuts, don't you?"
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"No, I don't think you're crazy."
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"I picked up three brides yesterday, just like you, very subdued."
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"- Come back, Bandit. - Bandit?"
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"- Is that your name or your profession? - That's my handle. Bo's my real name."
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"Is she wearing a wedding dress?"
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"She was."
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"What's she wearin' now? Come back."
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"Hey, you got peanut butter or somethin' in your ears?"
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"No coozie's gonna leave me at no church."
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"I can see her now, runnin' back up that aisle..."
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"No, she was dancin' back up the aisle,"
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"her knockers bouncin' all over the joint."
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"Why, her ass was wigglin', too."
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"Why so fast? You're late for a big bowling date?"
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"Cute."
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"- So, tell me about yourself. - What do you wanna know, my sign?"
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"- Is this fun? - Drivin'?"
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"- Driving, talking to me. - They're both a challenge."
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"- You've got a great profile. - Yeah, don't I? Especially from the side."
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"Yeah. We both like half my face."
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"Hey, would a cop taking a leak on the side of the road interest you?"
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"Yes, it would."
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"- Is this fun? - I forgot to tell ya:"
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"I'm runnin' blocker for 400 cases of illegal Coors."
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"I don't believe this. Funny, I don't remember that turn."
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"- Them things are fabulous. - I think I just went 10-100."
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"- Well, it's better than 10-200. - That's true."
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"Well, the more wheels I got the better I like it."
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"- Snowman, you got your ears on? - You lucky devil, you got him."
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"- Where the hell are you? - I'm on a two-lane blacktop."
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"Highway marker number 71. How's our time doin'?"
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"- What's your 20? - I'm about four miles ahead of you, turkey."
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"Not for long."
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"- (SHERIFF) Breaker to the Bandit. - Come on back, breaker."
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"Bandit, I've got a smokey report for you. Come on."
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"- Well, talk to me, good buddy. - You've got trouble comin'."
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"Well, what's your handle, son, and, uh, what's your 20?"
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"Goddamn. That's a Texas mountie. What the hell's he doin' in Arkansas?"
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"Well, let's just see what he's got under the hood."
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"Bye-bye, baby!"
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"- Cledus, you got your ears on, son? - Oh, bring it on, you lucky devil."
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"- Comin' around you. - Be careful."
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"Be careful. Be careful."
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"Oh, my... Oh, my God!"
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"and I... I don't even have a handle!"
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"You want a handle? OK, I'll think one up for ya. Let's see."
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"- Oh, I got one for ya! - What?"
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"He done good, didn't he, Fred?"
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
"Frog."
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"And you're kinda cute like a frog, and... I'd like to jump ya."
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"Nobody..."
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