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Clips from Seinfeld - The Apartment (S02E02)

"I'm not the one who said they could play till 11:00."
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"He makes up his own rules."
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"Boy, too bad. If I was up there, you'd never hear a peep out of me."
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"- I'm as quiet as a mouse. - Hey."
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"I love the one they do right after this one."
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"What do you do when a neighbour..."
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"...is making a lot of noise at 3:00 in the morning?"
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"Can you knock on someone's door and tell them to keep it down?"
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"You're really altering your whole self-image."
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"There's a lot of shushing in movie theatres. People are always shushing."
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"They just hear...Was that a shush? I think somebody shushed me?"
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"Harold and Manny."
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"Oh, nothing important."
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"Something's going on here."
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"Sitting is good if you faint..."
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"Right above me."
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"I want a big sponge!"
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"What do you care? You got 5000. Give her 5000!"
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"- Is she here? - No, no, she's working."
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"I work for the director of Madison Square Garden."
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"Hi, Stan. Joanne. Come in."
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"I've been up there six times. They refuse to stop."
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"I tell you, it's one thing after another."
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"This is gonna require some great acting now."
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"...because Kirk was the only one that had the big screen."
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"What do you want to walk around like that for?"
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"I look around and I think, Well, it's a little bit smaller now."
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"Jerry's the one who got me my new apartment."
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