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Clips from Seinfeld - The Doorman (S06E06)

"- What's the problem? - I'm being charged for Tuesday."
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"- How's she doing? - She's starting to slip a little."
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"Now, as I see it, you owe me $75."
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"...she had to attend to."
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"Okay, great."
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"- No, no. That's not true. - Well, I think it is."
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"...unless it's in the confines of an office."
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"So you could call a woman for a date..."
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"Hey. So, what do you think? You like it?"
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"Yeah, he had to take his mother to the chiropodist."
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"...Mary."
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"Okay, bye."
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"Maybe to keep her quiet."
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"...and I don't care what the consequences are."
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"Right. It's only three blocks."
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"Anyway, I want you to go check on Nana at the home."
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"A delicate genius?"
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"- What's going on? - Wendy..."
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"Oh, Paul, could you hold that door?"
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"...is that people will touch other people's hair."
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"...because it's the dance of a very proud people."
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"Ask about your arm."
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"...and he says, Hey, Jerry.That's the kind of society I wanna live in."
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"...and you too. I haven't forgotten you."
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"Why?"
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"The same hair."
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"They're so mentally gifted that we mustn't disturb the delicate genius..."
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"Hello, Uncle Leo."
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"- What are you doing here? - Nana called me to open the bottle."
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"Did you know he gave Uncle Leo $100..."
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"...and she thinks this just happened."
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"...over 53 years compounded quarterly."
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"- What? - Okay, go, go, go."
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"Oh, did you hear that? That must be Kramer."
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"No, I'm just thinking about the question."
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"What is so funny?"
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"Nothing. Nothing."
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"- Look, Mr. Costanza- - Will that be cash or check?"
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"If you were, you'd never get in a car with someone with a hairdo like that."
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"- I pinched a nerve in my shoulder. - You should have her work on it."
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"Insurance? You're charging me?"
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"So you were with him at the track?"
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"After your grandfather hit the daily double, he gave him $100..."
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"Okay. Bye."
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"- Now you're part of a family. - Family?"
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"Hey, Kramer. Look at this. Look at my picture."
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"...but if one of those hairs..."
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"Well, I think you should."
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"You will actually kiss another human being right on the head..."
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