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Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the Coming Out Party (S05E05)

"or maybe you prefer a chocolate brown?"
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"I must be in New Orleans."
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"Here we go."
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"Maria, forks, now."
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"Glad you like that outfit,"
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"'cause you're gonna be buried in it."
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"I think I'm gonna let this one breathe in the kitchen."
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"Caroline, I'd like to meet the chef."
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"Oh, of course. Chef!"
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"Gordon Ramsay once put me in a headlock."
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"Please enjoy the first course of my first course:"
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"Caroline, this sauce is delicious!"
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"Oh, I'm so glad you like it."
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"This is the kind of luncheon that makes you feel"
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"like you can handle anything that comes along."
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"[posh accent] Darling!"
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"[posh accent] This crème brûlée is just divine!"
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"Don't mind if I don't mind."
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"[normal voice] Uh, excuse me. I have to tinkle."
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"Where's your john?"
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"Could you direct me to your..."
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"you know, since the scandal,"
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"since you lost all of your..."
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"Scandal? What scandal?"
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"Oh, you know."
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"The horror of you not having any more..."
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"Mayday! Double dingle!"
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"Maria, do something."
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"(Gertrude) Oh."
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"that she's lost all her mon..."
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"I'll replace it. I mean, I can't,"
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"And it's not replaceable, unlike you."
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"- Now go! - Fine."
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"I'll go. To wherever Maria lives."
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"worked really hard to make this lunch all nice."
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"No, you don't have to go."
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"Oh, can I go?"
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"Maybe I should go too."
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"Would anyone buy that I had plans?"
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"Caroline! Let the help do that."
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"Get up off of that floor!"
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"You are not one of them."
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"Actually, yes, I am."
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"For the past five years,"
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"I have been really missing all of this,"
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"but it's not good crystal that makes a life."
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"It's good people. People like them."
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"And they are not "the help,""
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"but they did come here to help me."
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"And also, I should tell you,"
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"I don't work on Wall Street."
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"That's debatable."
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"I don't understand."
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"You're a Channing. How could you be a waitress?"
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"[heart monitor beats increase]"
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"[gasping]"
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"Oh, I leave for two minutes"
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"and the party really goes downhill!"
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"Well, she did die doing what she loved:"
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"being rich and yelling at the help."
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"[crying]"
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"Sophie, you knew her for three courses."
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"I know; I didn't win that Polish daytime Emmy for nothing!"
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"pushing your lovely racist grandmother around."
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"I really appreciate you guys helping me with the luncheon."
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"And, Oleg, I tried the food, and it wasn't gross."
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"After being a servant for a few hours,"
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"I get how much you all have to put up with."
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"Thank you so much, Han!"
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"Everyone?"
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"They don't need drug money for a baby."
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"No, but we need drug money for a 27-year-old woman."
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"Don't be hard on yourself, Han."
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"Not much of a hack when the password is "Hanstoppable.""
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"(Peter Bjorn and John) ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪"
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"Hey, everybody!"
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"Someone in my family is alive and not in federal prison."
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"I can't believe all this time she was in a coma."
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"I can't believe you knew someone in a coma"
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"(Caroline) Bernard!"
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"Crack a window. Smells like Ass-trid in here."
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"I suppose I should conserve my energy"
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"I'll take a tall glass of agua, por favor."
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"Grammy, a lot has changed since I lost all my..."
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"And still waiting on that agua, Maria."
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"Okay, Bernard, what's with the "gahs"?"
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"I was trying to stop you"
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"I said, "Your son might be in some trouble,""
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"like your food is yummy in her tummy."
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"As long as you don't turn around."
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"These pants are five sizes too big!"
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"Tell Caroline she owes me."
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"See what you can do."
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"[elevator dings]"
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"Where am I?"
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"Um..."
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"Booyah!"
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"[posh accent] Pardon me, yes."
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"I thought it was one of Astrid's bones."
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"Maria, that's my good crystal."
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"[heart monitor beats faster]"
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"[heart monitor flatlines]"
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"You know, Caroline, you did the right thing"
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"You haven't changed a bit, Caroline."
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"Whoa!"
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"I'm assuming. I can't see anymore."
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"Well, I hope I'm not late for the luncheon!"
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"So you mean she doesn't want to talk about the fact"
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"when you lost all your money."
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"All of them!"
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"from mentioning your father's scandal."
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"but I feel like it's me that just woke up."
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"Oh, there's room. I've done it numerous times."
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"That is exciting."
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"Your grandmother has no memory of what happened."
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"but it's the right thing to say right now."
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"Nice hat, right?"
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"She's rich, right?"
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"And is this your same-sex partner?"
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"[bell rings]"
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