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Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the Coming Out Party (S05E05)

"Max, she wants to see me. I'm going to go call him."
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"If Sophie and I want to get pregnant,"
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"So I'm going to ask Han for a raise."
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"Well, I've come up with a new password"
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"Han-ah Montana?"
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"Oleg, what happened?"
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"Max, my grandmother wants me to come and see her tomorrow!"
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"and I didn't get to draw a mustache on them."
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"Hello, Caroline."
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"Your grandmother's place is fancy."
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"You haven't aged at all."
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"Thank you."
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"She hasn't been awake to guard her creams."
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"Oh, this brings back so many childhood memories."
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"Right here is where we had our 14-foot Christmas tree."
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"And then right here is where she'd give me her yearly hug."
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"Well, Caroline, have you bounced back from the scandal?"
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"If you count working at a diner, sleeping in a wall,"
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"and clothes shopping at CVS, then she's real bouncy."
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"I will be if that gets me in the will."
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"Yes, that's what we called them back in the day."
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"Oh, she's found the bell."
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"But that was just a single dingle."
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"A warning dingle."
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"Double dingle. Mayday."
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"Grammy Astrid, it's Caroline!"
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"I've missed you so much."
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"Careful. Don't get her overexcited."
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"The one you're going to throw"
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"to re-introduce her to society,"
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"Isn't that more your turf?"
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"Grammy, I'd be happy to throw you a luncheon"
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"Oh, Grammy. This is my friend, Max."
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"Hey, uh, I guess, welcome back."
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"Always making friends with the help."
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"Caroline, how have you been?"
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"Are you running Wall Street yet?"
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"No, but I did cut my hair, which was scary but rewarding."
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"Gah!"
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"Seriously, dude, get an x-ray."
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"she had a stroke and slipped into a coma."
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"Then why did I get her that water?"
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"Hey, girls. Buckle up."
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"Oleg's gonna ask Han for a raise again."
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"Hot stuff, coming through."
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"He wears it in the bedroom when we role-play."
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"and he slathers butter on my biscuit."
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"I also wear a drumstick paper frill around my penis."
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"Oh, here comes Han."
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"It's showtime, baby."
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"Well, I have a new password"
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"that no one will ever get."
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""Straight Outta Compt-han"?"
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"Dammit!"
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"Would you change your mind if I did it in a different accent?"
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"[Southern accent] Mmm! My word."
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"Thank you for tonight's nightmare."
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"I could ask the same of you and follow up"
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"with a series of questions about that hideous uniform."
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"What up, B-nard? You look even paler here."
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"Now, something to wear for tomorrow's luncheon."
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"One of your grandmother's Chanel suits."
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"Here's her guest list."
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"All the rest of her friends RSVP'd "dead.""
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"my Grammy what she wants, but I don't have the money"
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"Or even real milk, for that matter."
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"We drink "milk drink.""
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"I don't think she can take much more disappointment."
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"This morning I had to tell her all about"
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"her favorite athlete, Bruce Jenner."
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"and she has no idea."
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"Max, I have to give her the one thing that she wants."
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"A major rollback on civil rights?"
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"No, the luncheon."
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"She deserves one last hurrah"
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"before I tell her she's lost everything."
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"Okay, I'll help you."
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"I mean, Maria will, if she can find a babysitter."
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"I think this is gonna work."
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"(Astrid) Caroline, is that you?"
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"Oh, she's coming. Quick."
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"Behind the screen. Put the suit on over that."
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"You want me to change into a Chanel suit behind this screen?"
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"Yes, if you can call them that."
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"Where did you find them anyway?"
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"Um, around."
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"I'm doing the best I can!"
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"I'm from Korea!"
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"I don't think so."
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"Who knows what STD I'm catching from Oleg's butler costume?"
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"And why does he even have this?"
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"It's from when they play "Going Downtown Abbey.""
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"Maria, I need help with my hair."
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"Um, no, I'm not really good at that."
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"You get one of those, and that was it."
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"Oh, there's my girl. You look wonderful."
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"I forgot how good Chanel feels against my skin."
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"but the house is made of silk and hope."
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"Whoa, Grammy. Keep it PG."
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"Where am I?"
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"Oh, it's Gertrude Goolsby."
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"Your first and only guest has arrived."
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"Astrid! Oh!"
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"Sneaks up on you."
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"I'll be in the kitchen, studying the Chipotle menu."
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"Don't you look smashing, Astrid."
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"Well, I bet you and Grammy have"
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"a lot of fun stuff to catch up on."
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"How is Gordon?"
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"He has face cancer."
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"Or the weather is also a subject."
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"We'd like the first course, pronto."
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"Maria! Look alive."
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"You're one to talk."
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"And she gets one of those and that was it."
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"Dear, may I ask you a question?"
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"Oh, and where is our sommelier?"
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"My bad. This one's empty."
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"I got bored."
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"White, red,"
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