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Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the Coming Out Party (S05E05)

"What's wrong? Somebody rub your belly for luck again?"
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"No, I think I might be losing my memory."
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"Max, you hacked into my accounts?"
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"That's illegal!"
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"Oh, this is weird."
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"Why would he be calling me?"
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"Maybe he butler-dialed you."
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"(Bernard) Caroline, hello."
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"and now she reaches out?"
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"There is no excuse for that."
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"Max, can I ask your opinion about something?"
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"she needs to be on drugs."
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"Oh, to have sex with you? I get that."
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"No, fertility drugs."
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"I haven't paid this much for sex since Orgy Cruise '08."
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"What do you think?"
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"I think that'll be fun to watch."
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"that none of you will ever guess."
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"Dammit!"
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"Lookin' good, Han."
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"Have you been shopping at Men's Wearhouse?"
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"'Cause I like the way you look."
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"They've been helping me spring into summer for years."
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"How much money do you think we're getting?"
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"I'm just gonna say it."
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"Lucky me."
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"I know, darling. I'm old, not blind."
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"for the luncheon you're going to throw me."
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"What luncheon now?"
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"a sort of coming out party."
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"but I can't afford..."
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"Gah! [clears throat]"
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"Sorry. Caroline, never mind all that."
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"Maria, was it?"
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"Hoping there's a Maria behind me."
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"Outside. Now."
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"Ay, yi yi."
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"You interrupted what I was saying so often,"
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"Oh, I thought that's just how British people fart."
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"When I attempted to tell her the bad news,"
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"and that was it; she was out."
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"I know. It's terrible."
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"And what's worse is you have to tell her she's lost all hers."
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"Oh look, it's Chef Boy-Are-You-Gross."
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"I'm the fussy customer,"
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"This isn't the whole costume."
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"Boner appétit."
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"Mmm! This food is so good."
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"My compliments to the man who hired the chef."
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"Oleg, you're not getting a raise just because Sophie can act"
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"I used to act in Poland. I can do a whole bunch."
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"Mm-hmm!"
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"Uh, table for one?"
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"Not for this one, thank you."
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"Bernard, hi. What are you doing here?"
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"Looks like mustard and ketchup had a fight"
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"and everyone lost."
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"And you look perfect here."
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"Bernard, I really do wish I could give"
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"Grammy's whole world is gone"
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"before my life came crashing down."
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"You are the only person I'll wear this for."
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"Thank God Sophie had that maid outfit."
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"Maria, just do it. Go."
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"Okay."
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"It's like coming home,"
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"On top! I like it up on top."
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"Good luck with all this."
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"At your service."
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"Some wine?"
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"And what about you, ma'am?"
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"It's from the Bordeaux region."
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"That's me."
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"Why are these forks not laid out correctly?"
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"I'm Chef Oleg."
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"a tasty tortellini."
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"Pity there aren't more guests to enjoy it."
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"Mmm!"
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"Oh, I forgot!"
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"Jonathan?"
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"Astrid, darling,"
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"I wasn't sure what to expect from one of your lunches,"
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"I mean, uh..."
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"Lunch is over. Gertrude is leaving."
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"[glass shatters]"
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"But just know your granddaughter"
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"No one is going."
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"I'm just gonna pick up the broken crystal"
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"and we'll just continue to have the best luncheon ever."
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"Grammy, you may have been in a coma,"
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"'Cause you and I might be related,"
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"See? I'm a waitress."
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"Because she lost all her money"
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"- Caroline, what is she saying? - Nothing, she's saying nothing."
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"I'm saying,"
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"you're poor."
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"I'm sorry again about your grandma, darlin'."
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"Thanks, Earl."
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"I'm gonna miss her so much!"
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"throwing that luncheon."
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"And I pulled a glute"
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"You hear that, Han? Wasn't. Gross."
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"Listen up, everybody."
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"Something strange is afoot."
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"You're taller than a foot."
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"According to Netflix, last night I watched"
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"Relax. You probably just sleep-watched them."
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"And you probably also sleep-ordered"
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"28 boxes of tampons on Amazon."
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"And beyond what I thought you were intellectually capable of!"
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"That's a breach of trust, girls."
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"Did you order me those shoes?"
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"Dammit! I should have gone with "Han Golden Pond.""
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"[cell phone chimes]"
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"my grandmother's butler."
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"I'm calling on behalf of your grandmother."
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"Wait, she abandons me after four years with no explanation"
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"Now? [scoffs]"
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"(Bernard) She's been in a coma."
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"But she's awake now and wants to see you."
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