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Clips from New Girl - Thanksgiving (S01E01)

"- Hey, look, it's ready. - What am I gonna do?"
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"- I can't get it in! - We've all been here, am I right?"
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"Jar."
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"Maybe if I take off clothes and get in bed..."
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"the heat of my body will warm it up. - This is turning me on a bit."
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"It is?"
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"- Hey, guys. - Cece. Thank God."
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"- Yeah, do that. - Yeah, do it. That would be good."
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"- This is a terrible idea. - Yeah, 100 percent."
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"- No. He's here early. How do I look? - It's better if you don't know."
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"- Hi. Come on in. - Hey. All right."
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"- Paul, everybody. - Hey."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- Welcome to our home. - Thank you. Hey."
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"It ain't so quirky to eat a lot of turkey"
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"On the Thanksgiving Day"
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"My belly's wanting something"
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"A pie made out of pumpkin"
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"In every gobble-gobble way"
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"Happy Thanksgiving. - There's two of them."
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"- So I'm just gonna freshen up. - Oh, thanks."
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"And I'll be right back."
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"I roll my eyes at you"
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"I forgot to tell you. Paul brought his violin..."
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"and with a little coaxing, he might fiddle with the old horsehairs."
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"Well, uh, only if you don't mind being enchanted."
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"- I just wanna watch the game. - Hey, Nick."
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"Can I talk to you?"
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"I need you not to do that thing that you do."
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"- What thing? I don't do a thing. - You get mean and you make that turtle face."
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"Not about politics or small business loans..."
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"or the Google conspiracy thing, okay?"
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"He's the only guy I've liked since Spencer."
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"I'm not good at this stuff, so please just help me."
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"All right, fine, I'll help you."
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"I don't want to do it like that, though."
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"- Fair enough. - Fair enough."
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"Can I sit here?"
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"Hip-hop, hooray, ho, hey, ho"
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"- Parsley? - Yup."
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"Guy roommates."
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"Three guys."
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"It's intimidating."
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"It's hard to get to know people."
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"It's like Goldilocks and the Three Bears."
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"Bet you're the bear who has the bed that's just right."
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"- It's a teacherjoke, sorry. - Okay, here's what we're gonna do."
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"So I get to know you and you can know me..."
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"- Yeah. ...we'll play a game."
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"- Oh, great. Fun, yeah. - All right."
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"You're gonna say the first thing that pops in your head."
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"Kazoo."
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"Okay, we haven't even started yet."
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"Okay. Look, I'm gonna stick with kazoo."
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"Right, okay. Um..."
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"- Boundaries. - Important."
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"- Okay. Um, other people's stuff. - Private."
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"Good. Um..."
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"Loud early morning sex."
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"Nice work if you can get some."
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"- Hey, Paul. - Hey, Nicholas."
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"- What's going on? Nicholas, wow. - Playing word-association games."
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"- Kicking back pumpkin ales. - I think that's a lager, right?"
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"This is an ale. Has to do with fermentation process."
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"Could be. Hey, do you wanna watch football? Maybe the Lions?"
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"Ah, yes! The mighty, mighty Lions of Des Moines."
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"They play every Thanksgiving because they're the most ferocious."
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"- Lions from Detroit. Detroit Lions. - That's another..."
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"Anyone who tells you the future of gravy is nitrogen-based..."
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"is cooking with blinders on, Cece."
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"What is...? Are you...? Ahem, did you wash your hands?"
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"- I'll wash them after. - No. See, just... Can you just stop?"
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"Because now the entire bowl of walnuts is compromised."
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"Wow, you're very sanitary. Do you wash your hands 10 times a day?"
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"Okay, look, don't worry, Cece."
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"If I need to, I can get my hands dirty. I mean, I get dirty all over."
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"Would you eat this filthy walnut?"
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"- Yeah, I mean... Yeah. - Okay, open your mouth."
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"No!"
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"Beautiful savage."
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"- Oh, intermission. - No, it's halftime."
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"It's parade time."
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"We used to love watching the parade together."
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"She was the best."
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"Check it out. Here she is."
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"Here's the lady."
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"- Oh, she's beautiful. - Yeah."
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"We used to get in the funniest arm-wrestling matches."
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"Hey, uh, can I show you something?"
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"Uh..."
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"- Picture here. That's my grandpa. - Aw."
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"Died last year."
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"- I'm so sorry. Sorry, Winston. - Thanks. Thanks, man."
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"Heh, heh, heh. That was a bad idea for everybody."
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"This is the first time he tried gelato. He did not like that."
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"What was his name?"
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"- Hey, Schmidt, how's it going? - Well, I need some walnuts. I have no walnuts."
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"I should go get those. You stay here."
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"Though, shoot. I have had two pumpkin ales."
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"I probably shouldn't get behind the wheel."
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"Nick, how many pumpkin ales have you had?"
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"Oh, I've had zero pumpkin ales."
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"Then can you take Paul to the store, right?"
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"We'll get some walnuts Getting some walnuts"
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"Yeah, guess I was. Sometimes I don't even realize I'm doing it."
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"Where are you from?"
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"- Chicago. - Oh, land of plenty."
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"It's weird being in L.A. It doesn't feel Thanksgiving."
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"- Yeah, totally. - An autumn crisp."
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"- So Jess said you're a lawyer, right? - I dropped out of law school."
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"- I had three semesters to go. - Oh, what?"
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"So close."
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"Still trying to figure it out? That's what your 20s are for."
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"I'm 30, so..."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh."
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"Mr. Copycat. That's where I get my copies made."
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"- You get your copies there? - I don't. It was the other one."
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"- Oh, you have got to be kidding me, man. - No."
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"That's right. I need long sustained mashes."
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