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Clips from New Girl - Thanksgiving (S01E01)

"- That's nice. - Yeah."
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"I'm just cooking dinner for you guys and Paul."
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"Hey, girl"
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"Hey, girl"
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"- Who's that girl? - Who's that girl?"
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"That's a great plan, Jess. Be the girl who replaces his dead nana."
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"Just enjoy your beers. It's gonna be great."
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"What if I invite Cece?"
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"If I'm gonna do this, I don't want you touching anything."
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"- I'm in. - Come on, Schmidt."
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"He comes in three hours!"
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"Oh, God."
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"- I put it on permanent press. - Good, so you don't have to iron it."
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"I didn't know you were going back-to-back."
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"It's good to see you."
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"- Okay, I don't make a turtle face. - Talk to him like a normal human being."
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"I gotta be honest, it's intimidating coming to that arena."
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"Mm-mm."
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"It's robot turkey. It was Grandma's favorite."
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"It's okay. This picture was when he tried to quit drinking."
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"His name was Nelson."
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"I'm sorry, man, are you singing about what we're doing?"
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"It feels like there should be, like, a little nip in the air, you know? A little bit of like..."
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"- No way! - Yep."
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"Wait. Wait."
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"Well, my last name is Genzlinger..."
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"You promised me you'd be nice to him."
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"I wanna take him down to Chinatown..."
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"Let's just say that I'm good. I'm really, really good."
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"Hey, Jess."
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"and it's not very good."
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"So how bad was it on a scale from one to bad?"
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"Nick."
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"Because you made me feel like I was a really bad girl."
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"I'm begging you to... Please just take the towel."
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"Because I really wanna see you again."
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"He asked me my grandpa's name. You've never asked me my grandpa's name."
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"- Just do it. - Please?"
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"- Twist my arm. - Yeah."
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"Guys."
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"Where the hell are they going?"
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"Fourth Thursday in November"
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"That is when we must remember"
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"How the Pilgrims would have died"
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"If not for friendship of a tribe"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Thank you so much for helping backstage this year."
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"Really it's made such a difference."
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"How...? How is your boyfriend?"
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"- We broke up. - Oh."
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"- Sorry. - Good riddance. Just kidding."
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"What you doing for Thanksgiving?"
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"Well, um, I always spend it with my grandmother."
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"- That's so nice. - But she just died."
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"Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. That's terrible. When?"
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"About a month ago. While I was writing the Halloween madrigal."
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"No wonder it was so deep."
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"What's it all about?"
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"Is there any point?"
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"Do we start dying"
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"Well, I better go warm up the gourds."
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"- Paul. - Yeah?"
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"Well... Unh."
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"Oh. - What is that?"
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"I went to five grocery stores..."
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"and I got the last turkey in America."
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"We're not doing Thanksgiving. We talked about this."
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"We're just gonna watch football, drink beer."
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"Then we are going to Best Buy for Black Friday."
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"Or, as I like to call it, Friday."
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"- It's our thing, Jess. It's Dudesgiving. - No matter how many e-mails you send..."
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"that's not a thing. It's not real. - It's real."
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"It's been two years since I've had Thanksgiving."
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"- We talked about this. - It's not a big deal."
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"- What? - What?"
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"- Hm? What? - Did you say "and Paul"? Who's Paul?"
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"Did you invite somebody to our house?"
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"Yes, I did. I asked someone out."
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"- Asked someone out? - Jess, be honest."
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"- Is the turkey named Paul? - It's a real guy."
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"And he teaches at my school. And he's really, really hot!"
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"And the turkey is named Hank."
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"Hanksgiving."
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"And we are gonna eat him, so..."
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"Hanksgiving."
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"What you doing?"
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"Where you going?"
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"- Who's that girl? - Who's that girl?"
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"It's Jess"
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"Don't worry, guys, I will do everything."
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"Are we gonna be able to hang out with Paul..."
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"or is he also a teacher? - He's a guy's guy."
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"He spends Thanksgiving with his nana. She passed away."
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"I know."
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"Guys, look, this is a bad idea. He's gonna be our fifth roommate."
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"- It's a first date. - We don't know him, okay?"
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"We gotta figure out whether he's right for us."
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"- We deserve to be happy. - You guys, don't even get up."
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"Just curious, does anybody know anything about cooking?"
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"No pressure. Just, like, cooking a turkey, for example."
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"It says you need some kind of string."
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"- Trussing string. - Don't."
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"- That's a good tip. You got more? - Here's a tip."
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"Don't cook Thanksgiving dinner for five people in 14 hours."
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"Here's another tip. Don't ask a guy out on a first date..."
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"on the least sexy holiday in America."
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"- What are the most sexy holidays? - Most sexy holidays are Fourth of July, uh..."
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"independence Day, obviously..."
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"Women's History Month and Christmas."
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"- Will you help me? - Definitely not."
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"Don't do it, Schmidt. Beer, football, Black Friday."
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"Thanksgiving with Cece."
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"No, Schmidt. - Okay."
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"- No, no, no. - No, Schmidt."
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"I wanna let you know up front I've got control issues in the kitchen."
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"I don't wanna hear, "You're using too much tarragon.""
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"- Because I'm not. - You will never hear that from me."
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"Yes! So this guy is gonna thaw out by tomorrow, right?"
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"What are we, scientists?"
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"Oh."
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