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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Zero Larp Thirty (S07E07)

"So, there I was, at the drinking fountain..."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my day was better."
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"We won the lifetime supply of insoles?!"
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"What part of LARP don't you understand?"
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"What's a LARP?"
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"Live Action Role Play."
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"- Geez, Dad, read a book. - Then act it out."
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"All the guests will be in character all weekend."
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"and the men and women who had the privilege to serve them."
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"getting covered in soot."
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"A pushover? Not a pushover?"
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"- I think back then it was just sheep. - I always do."
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"I know. (gasps)"
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"BOB: That is... wow."
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"this is the life I was supposed to have."
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"I was born a hundred years too late."
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"God's done some good work, but he screwed up my birthday."
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"Are you LARPers?"
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"We are. I'm Marshall."
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"I'm wheezing up a storm, like Bernice, the cook,"
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"I know. I know. It's awful. It's awful."
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"All aboa... (screams) Whoa!"
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"(laughs) I knew it."
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"So, did you just die when you found out you won the contest?"
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"♪ Heaven. ♪"
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"Hey, where's your plus one?"
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"Oh, we do separate LARPs. It works for us."
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"No, just Linda and Nancy."
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"The rest of us have the honor"
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"I welcome you to Winthorpe Manor."
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"I've done the, uh, Star Wars LARP, the Tolkien LARP,"
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"- of your character... - (gasps)"
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"Oh, I love William."
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"Oh, I'm so nervous. Okay, here it goes."
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"Good for you."
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"You will, for me, but we'll be together. Yay!"
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"Ah, I'm friggin' Mr. Winthrop. Score."
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"Would all the upstairs characters"
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"please get into the auto?"
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"- Is another car coming for us? - (laughing): Oh."
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"The long walk will allow us to talk about current events."
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"MARSHALL: How's your syphilis?"
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"I trust everyone's comfortable in your wardrobes?"
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"Uh, my uniform is itchy and it smells like mold."
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"into the gorgeous library, right?"
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"We're not even supposed to look in there."
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"will be allowed to walk through the famous tulip garden."
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"- on the eve of his wedding to Cicely. - Got it. Thank you."
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"a decadent seven-course meal,"
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"That's right. The upstairs guests will enjoy"
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"Nice."
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"How's that steamed broccoli coming along?"
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"And we appreciate it."
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"I mean, I know we wanted a pushover for a babysitter,"
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"us servants get to eat all weekend."
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"- Oh, right. - Oh, Bordeaux."
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"Oh, right, right, right."
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"Well, I think the lint pickers are fairly compensated."
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"Oh, w-well, I just think that with a house this, uh, grand,"
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"for cigars and brandy now."
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"Come join us."
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"Yeah, it's valuable for us wealthy men"
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"Oh, uh, thanks, I guess."
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"I'm not gonna have fun, Lin."
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"I don't like brandy or cigars."
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"I love cigars and brandy!"
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"I finally get why people want to be rich!"
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"TEDDY: Is it getting late?"
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"(groans) Well, I cannot keep my eyes open."
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"for your least favorite plastic receptacle"
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"What are you doing?"
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"One of the upstairs guys lent me this brush."
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"through the tulip garden tomorrow."
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"What's the matter?"
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"and I thought I was finally gonna get a chance"
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"- (bell ringing) - I mean, you are behind."
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"which I'm not good at."
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"Uh, sure."
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"Really?"
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"You'd better fetch me a bed wine."
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"- (snoring) - (bell ringing)"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Here's just a bunch of everything"
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"Oh, wow, you're still right there."
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"But how are we gonna get you there?"
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"Huh. You kids have a gurney?"
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"Oh, we just got rid of all our gurneys."
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"Yeah, we're not gurney MacGyvers."
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"LINDA: Here we go, tulip time."
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"And why exactly are you here?"
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"No, after last night,"
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"who actually wanted the position."
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"You sure? 'Cause, I mean,"
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"- Coming! - Ugh!"
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"and I'm not familiar with the term "fart-faces.""
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"And I know you're just as mad about this as I am."
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"Okay, fine, I am angry."
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"They're socks."
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"Yeah! Yeah, it's true."
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"I'm talking about a revolt."
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"I'm talking about a worker uprising."
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"and clean up all the wicks so it's nice and neat."
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"- All right. - Yeah!"
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"That-That's... that's what we were saying in the garden."
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"Can we trust him?"
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"Yeah, I think so."
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"The servants are gonna revolt."
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"Will you stop pointing that thing around when you talk?"
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"Yes. It. Does."
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"How are we gonna pull off an uprising?"
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"(gasps) Dinner."
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"We're gonna eat their dinner."
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"- Oh, wow, they're gonna be pissed. - Good!"
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"But they're not gonna just let us eat their dinner."
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"I-I don't know how this revolt affects all that."
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"- (growls) - Mostly this."
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"I've got a plan!"
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"Does it involve you shooting clay pigeons?"
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"Yes, it does because I've always wanted to do that."
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"But I've got an idea that will happen"
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