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Clips from American Dad! - American Dream Factory (S02E02)

"Stan, could you help me bring the groceries in?"
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"...to go upstairs and help my wife. - Oh, no. Stan, that's not their job."
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"No, it's your job, but they're gonna help you."
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"- Patti LaBelle's here to see you. - What?"
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"Miss LaBelle, Stan Smith. I love R & B music."
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"Darling, I'm here because I'm a big fan of your bears."
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"Would you be able to hold us both up if I add my legs to this hug?"
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"Perishables in the fridge, dry goods in the pantry."
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"Miss LaBelle, are you thirsty?"
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"Esperanza, get Patti LaBelle a Calistoga."
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"Hack. Hacky. Hack and the Hacktones."
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"You got nothing. This is my band, so we're gonna do what I want."
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"Stan, did you know that in some countries..."
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"...the bear is considered a demigod?"
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"No, I didn't, Patti. Did you know that in the gay community..."
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"No."
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"Well, Stan, it looks like we have a special guest with us..."
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"...in the studio today."
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"It's Oscar. He's a huge fan of your bears."
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"Praise Jesus."
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"The bear gave him the confidence to try and fail."
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"Did he fail because our viewers didn't buy enough bears?"
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"I still can't believe it. Over a hundred-thousand orders."
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"Our dream is finally coming true. Why are they throwing tortilla chips..."
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"...in front of you? - Because it makes me feel like a princess."
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"What's this? You were supposed to be working all night. Where's Paco?"
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"Get up. What's going on?"
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"You have a big future here, Paco."
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"In ten years, you could be making 5 bucks an hour..."
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"...and be up to seven Pibbs a day."
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"What are you doing? Rehearsal doesn't start for three hours."
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"We decided to go in a different direction and voted you out."
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"We're now Krispy Kreme McDonalds' Jamtastic Roller-Boogie Prawn Experience."
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"But we're supposed to play the July 4th Festival."
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"See? We go on right before you and your nonexistent Asstones."
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""Camptown Races," "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"."
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"We got over a hundred hits already."
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"A little place called London Bridge."
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"It's falling down."
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"Hayley, I'm here because of your father."
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"He said I was spending too much time with you, and not focusing on my career."
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"What? No. I'd let you give me a mole frijole."
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"That's the most intimate thing a white woman can give a Mexican man."
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"- I have to get back to work. I'm sorry. - Yeah, you will be sorry."
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"Mom, Roger stole my band."
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"So, INS, huh? I'm a CIA man, myself."
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"I suppose that kind of makes us brothers."
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"My brother died in a car crash when I was 11."
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"Well, no sign of any illegals."
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"Really? Why don't you check the basement, officers?"
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"Where'd they all go?"
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"I don't know what you did, but I am not gonna let you..."
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"- Sorry again for wasting your time. - Please, don't give it another..."
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"Oh, you don't have to pick that up. Inez... I mean Maria... No, no, Elizabeth."
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"Miss Elizabeth Protestant England will get it. She is our white, legal maid."
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"Right. Right."
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"I'll be seeing you around, Agent Smith."
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"- He's onto us. They'll be back. - What are we gonna do?"
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"I have to get those bears shipped out by tomorrow."
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"- They're gonna have to work all night. - Well, they can't work here."
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"There's an old CIA warehouse downtown."
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"I can move the workers there. I can sneak them out later tonight."
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"Just be careful, Stan. And keep moving."
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"If you stop for more than five minutes, they'll have a barbecue."
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"The INS has been watching this place all day."
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"Steve, you see that button right there? That rolls up the window."
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"Push it, so we don't have to do this anymore."
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"All right, we're in the clear."
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"Something wrong with your car, Agent Smith?"
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"Yes, we couldn't get it started."
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"Carl, fix Agent Smith's car so that it will start."
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"- Who are the Mexicans, Stan? - Oh, they're..."
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"They're in my son's band. They're playing the festival this evening."
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"May I see their papers?"
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"Let me just have them for tonight so my son can play with his band."
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"But only because that is what I want."
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"A pleasure."
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"I'll enjoy some music, then take them in after their performance."
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"Afterwards, I'll probably just finish up paperwork at the office..."
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"...and answer e-mails."
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"The INS was waiting for us, so I lied and said the Mexicans were in Steve's band."
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"Yeah!"
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"Say, Steve, what just happened was..."
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"Follow that, bitch."
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"Next up, Steve and the Asstones."
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"Here's what we do. After they finish singing..."
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"We lock ourselves in until they finish the bears, then we turn them over to the INS."
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"Yes, uh-huh, I'm with you."
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"They get deported and we buy our way out of trouble because we'll be rich."
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"Hello, Father. Wondering how I escaped from the basement?"
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"- No, not really. - But it involved training rats."
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"...while dreaming of coming to America."
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"My God. Listen to them sing about America."
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"They aren't parasites. They're people."
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"Paco and his family feel lucky just to be in this country."
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"All we do is take it for granted and they're willing to work..."
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"...in my basement for soda. Soda that I watered down."
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"It's about being here in the greatest country in the world."
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"I'm a hypocrite too, Dad. I used Paco to get at you..."
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"...then tried to throw him away by calling INS."
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"We need to cause a distraction so we can sneak them out."
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"Are you sure? You'd be giving up your dream."
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"Who wants a free holiday bear?"
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"Hey, mine."
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"Like the fast mouse in them Bugs Bunny cartoons."
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"I like beans and such."
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"...having some poor immigrant working for me like that."
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"Maybe I would have made a holiday if you'd helped me."
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"Hello?"
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"- Jerry, what are you doing? - Nothing, man."
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"No, that's not how it works, man. Minimum wage is $ 7 an hour."
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"I'll also need health insurance, two weeks paid vacation..."
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"I'm Krispy Kreme McDonalds."
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"It's happening. I'm finally making my dream come true."
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"No, I am an only child."
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"I consider the whole genre one long song."
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"A friend showed me one and, honey, Miss Patti just loved them."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, let's hear one of your songs."
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"- You're out of the band. - What?"
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"Yeah, the Prawn Experience also booked that gig."
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