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Clips from American Dad! - American Dream Factory (S02E02)

"Better. We're getting a Ping-Pong table."
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"In order to have easy access to the water fountain..."
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"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? You're in What-istan?"
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"Their dog must have gotten off-leash and he was chasing after him."
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"Dad, he doesn't have any. He's an unregistered visitor."
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"You mean an illegal alien?"
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"I'm so sick and tired of that job. I want to be my own boss."
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"...it's time for me to follow my true destiny."
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""Cele-Bear-Tion." It sounds like a cross between "celibate" and "abortion"."
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"There's no seagull."
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"Anyway, this time I'm going to do it."
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"Never. Father's Day is the next big holiday."
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"Looks like we'll have to dip into the fund."
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"Two hours, seven minutes. Not bad."
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"Six months as a receipt checker at Best Buy."
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"No daughter of mine is dating an illegal alien."
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"Great job, Paco. I might just make a holiday yet."
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"Dude, that rocked. Who are you?"
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"Toshi's sister, Akiko."
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"I'm thirsty from rocking it so hard."
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"Who wants a Smirnoff Ice and some bootleg Ukrainian porn?"
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"So take your little rain slicker and your little boots and go die in an alley."
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"Stan, I almost forgot."
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"I would like to sell them on my Shopping Network show."
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"If you don't like it, we're got Akiko is waiting in the wings."
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"In fact, maybe the love of one of your bears will heal him."
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"Yes. He says yes."
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"Steve, good you're here. I meant to call you. How do I put this?"
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"Yeah? Well, what kind of music do you play?"
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"We cover public-domain songs."
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"So I must break up with you."
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"Cars."
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"There was a whole sweatshop down there."
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"My band was supposed to perform in the festival tonight."
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"I really just don't wanna be alone."
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"Okay, you got me. These people aren't legal."
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"- No escort will be necessary. - Necessary?"
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"...I saw a million faces and I rocked them all."
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"...we sneak the Mexicans out and drive to the warehouse."
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"Plus we're white. And I'm blonde, the best kind of white."
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"Hello, everyone. We got a real treat for you tonight."
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"It's not about having "kiss my ass" money."
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"Okay. But can I just have one to help me with the laundry?"
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"There's just so much laundry, Stan."
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"You heartless bitch. I'm kidding."
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"We can't let INS take them."
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"I'm sure."
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"Attention, everyone. I have incredible news."
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"The war in Iraq is over?"
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"But my desk is right here."
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"Not to worry. I know just where to put you."
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"The worst day. Stupid boss."
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"Dad, stop."
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"Sorry, honey, I can't hear you over the street justice."
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"Thank you, Hayley. Oh, I must hurry."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast, padre. I still need to see some ID."
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"What happened to the land of the free? These people have a right to be here."
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"People? They're parasites sucking on the rich blood of America."
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"And we need that blood to shed for oil."
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"Your thing looks more interesting."
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"- Oh, do you think...? - No."
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"Oh, he shut you down. What are you gonna do? Cry?"
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"No, I'm gonna walk out of here, because I have legs."
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"Did you know Greg and Terry have an illegal alien walking their dog?"
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"Isn't it terrible? I'd be way too uncomfortable..."
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"- Well, aren't you a grumposaurus. - I'm a grumposaurus rex."
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"Bullock moved my desk to the bathroom."
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"...they can kiss my firm, white ass."
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"That's the American dream."
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"Today made me realize..."
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"- Oh, no. Not this again. - Yes, Francine. This again."
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"My holiday Cele-Bear-Tions."
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"A different handmade bear for every holiday."
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"He's cute. But I still have a problem with the name."
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"And you've never once gotten them in stores in time for a holiday."
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"Merry... Crap."
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"Happy Valentine's... Crap."
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"- But no, you have a phobia of needles. - Hey, you have a phobia of seagulls."
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"A seagull? Where? Don't let it touch me with its feet."
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"My bears will be on shelves by May 14th, in time for Mother's Day..."
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"I did it. I finished the Mother's Day bears."
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"Maybe now you'll give this bear thing up."
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"I just need to hire some help."
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"Stan, you're sinking an awful lot of money into this."
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"It's the American dream, Francine."
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"- Which one? - The PDF."
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"No!"
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"Good news, guys. We've just been asked to perform..."
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"...at this year's Langley Falls 4th of July Festival."
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"Steve and the Asstones are on our way."
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"We told you, no drugs."
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"And I told you if I was responsible..."
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"- That was a super-hard job. - I'm sure, I'm sure."
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"You're hired. I'll pay you 4.50 an hour and all the Mr. Pibb you can drink."
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"...sick days, pension fund. - They gave you all that at Best Buy?"
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"- I can't afford to do that. - Hello, Father. You remember Paco."
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"- What the hell is going on? - We're dating now."
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"Because Paco is a person."
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"Not a parasite sucking on the blood of America."
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"That means "more tongue.""
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"You're dead to me."
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"Wow. Paco must be Mexican for "lightning hands"."
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"How would you like to come work for me?"
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"I'll pay you $2 an hour and all the Mr. Pibb you can drink."
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"- Maximum two a day. - At Best Buy we had a slushy machine."
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"Why don't you just marry Best Buy if you love it so much?"
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"Then I'll have "kiss my ass" money."
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"This is outrageous."
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"Kiss my ass, Hayley. It's already working."
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"My Krispy Kreme mama got raped by my McDonald's daddy."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I don't have any bones in my arms, which makes me a natural on the drums."
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"Plus I love music, Steve. I can't live without my jams."
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"Mr. Smith, we've sold out of your adorable bears."
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"Yes, I knew it. You're over, Paddington."
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"Paco, a prototype for my next holiday Cele-Bear-Tion."
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"I love him."
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"I'll take a thousand."
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"We're gonna need help to fill an order that big. Do you have any relatives?"
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"Oh, the sweet sound of illegals working for pennies on the dollar."
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