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Clips from Please Like Me - Souvlaki (S04E04)

"What is happening, Tom? Why are you being mysterious?"
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"OK, no, I just... Yes, fine, we're on the market."
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"That's below your reserve. Dad, fine. Please."
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"Uh-oh. He's just whispered something to her."
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"You wanted me to talk more! Yeah."
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"At 1.5 million."
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"Sold! Congratulations and well bid."
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"# Make my mamma turn another blind eye"
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"Just put her on top of the fridge."
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"Have you decided what you're going to do with her?"
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"What did she like? Not much."
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"You know? And that's gonna be bad for a while."
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"that I was going to commit suicide."
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"for my parents to make me not want to do something"
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"I'm a...I'm a funny guy."
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"# Like Bony Maronie"
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"# Mash potato"
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"# Na-na-na-na... #"
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"# Wow!"
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"# Uhh!"
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"# You know I feel alright... #"
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"with our dear friend Joshua tonight?"
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"I promise I won't hurt him."
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"a glass of water by his bed waiting for him in the morning."
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"(CRIES) Oh."
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"(OTHERS LAUGH)"
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"And now, whenever I go on the internet,"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"So the first time he flies around, he waves at, um, Jim."
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"No, Tim's on the ride. Oh, it doesn't matter."
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"Jim gets motion sickness and... And..."
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"I'm going to start again. Two gay guys go to a fair, right?"
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"Like, we know she's a dope."
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"going on in her head, yeah?"
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"I just sort of feel the same way as I do"
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"when people tell me they like cats, you know?"
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"The one with the kitchen."
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"Whoa-ah. Yeah."
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"My dad never made me lunch, actually."
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"but then you took mine and I don't know what you've done with it."
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"That's where she put mine, huh? (LAUGHS)"
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"Yes? Can you talk to your dad?"
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"He's not sad enough. You know, he is never sad."
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"That's what I have to do. We are not outsourcing this."
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"Alright. Yeah, boy!"
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"if you saw all the French lace I've been buying."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, that's, um... (COUGHS) I don't know about that."
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"Hey?"
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"Whoa-ah! Yep."
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"Big, big strata fees."
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"Emotionally taxing."
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"That's good."
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"And then I realised that's what I do."
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"980. At 980, madam."
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"Going once."
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"1 million clean to you."
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"At 1 million, ladies and gentlemen. 1 million."
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"Going twice. Going three times."
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"Yeah? Can we promise each other that?"
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"OK, well, I was hoping to distract you from all of that"
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"I do like gifts."
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"but the more time went by, the more I just got scared."
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"No, this is very good."
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"No, are you crying? Claire, stop crying. It's gross."
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"then there's, like, essentially an 80% chance"
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"Like, I'm your favourite. (LAUGHS)"
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"What I would like is for my body to be laid out on a platform"
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"And then what I would do is make it so that when I walk past you,"
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"Yeah, that's Mum's ashes."
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"Hey, this will cheer you up, Josh, OK?"
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"Did she say 'Josh'? Yeah, yeah. Say."
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"Josh. OK, that's enough."
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"I just don't think it's gonna be fine."
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"Can you, like, do something?"
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"I've been talking to those moving guys the entire day."
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"I didn't even want this fucking ugly bed."
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"I want to break up!"
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"# Everything that's wonderful is what I feel... #"
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"I think I was..."
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"(SNIFFS)"
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"Sorry about your life."
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"# Doo-wop, doo-wop"
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"# Doo-wop, doo-wop Doo-wop, doo-wop"
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"(SOULFUL SCAT SINGING)"
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"Why aren't you talking?"
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"TOM: (ON PHONE) Something's happening."
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"Your whole job is to tell me what's happening."
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"I don't know, I've never been to an auction before."
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"Everyone looks angry. At 1.3 million."
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"Looking for a rise of 50."
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"We're at 1.3. Can I tell them the house is on the market?"
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"Just take your time, Josh. Don't let him pressure you."
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"I don't think they're done yet."
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"Letting them know we're on the market will get things moving..."
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"Or we could just stop there and it's done."
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"Be strong, Josh, OK? Don't show weakness."
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"OK, let's just do this thing."
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"I know, Tom. We're selling. On the market..."
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"I think he whispered, "I love you.""
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"Please shut up, OK?"
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"At 1.3 million. At 1.350..."
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"Oh! It's up to 1.35."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"MAE: What is he saying? Are they bidding?"
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"Here, you just do it. OK."
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"Talk to me, Tom. Oh, wait, wait, wait."
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"1.4 now. At 1.4, I have..."
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"Gold sunglasses lady, 1.4 million."
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"Tom, don't sound excited. Sorry, Alan."
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"It's good. Yeah. I mean, that is good."
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"You'll never buy real estate shaking your head that way."
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"I think this is it, 1.5."
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"1.5, they're selling."
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"At 1.5 million, first call."
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"She's doing the "going once" thing."
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"She's doing the "going once" thing."
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"It's ending. At 1.5 million."
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"Are you all out? Done at 1.5 million?"
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"Sold! (LAUGHS) 1.5 million?"
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