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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Where Are the Giggles? (S03E03)

"They came."
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"They're for me and Marvin."
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"Okay, boys, Grandma, get in here."
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"so I'm taking us all to see "Jingle All the Way.""
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"- Schwarzenegger! - Sinbad!"
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"I think you forgot about "The Santa Clause.""
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"What are you even debating?"
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"All Christmas movies are great, just like all Denzel movies."
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"I hope you don't mind, but I pre-buttered the..."
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"Jessica, you look so Christmasy."
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"Oh, I borrowed it from Honey."
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"Of course."
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"Well, the effort you put into those presents shows."
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"Nas talked about it in The Source magazine."
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"He also talked about"
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"Could you guys scooch over to open up a couple of middle seats"
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"so he has to sit dead center."
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"we got here two hours early for a reason, so..."
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"Sorry."
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"Ahoy?"
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"- Marvin, it's... - Hey, Chili Boy Lou!"
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"I would normally respond with a "Chili Boy Marv,""
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"Just like these PJs."
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"Yeah, I'll grab my spare key and head right over."
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"I can watch Evan for a few hours."
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"Put them up."
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"I'm not about to hit a Santa Claus."
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"Chick, chick, chick, chick. Chick, chick, chick!"
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"Uncle Marvin?"
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"Marvin, are you okay?"
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"Oh, my poor baby."
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"I never want you to be scared. Come here."
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"Sorry, hugs are for Mommies who remember their babies."
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"and watch a 90-minute light comedy, too."
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"No, I insist."
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"Any toy you want."
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"Name it."
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"- Tickle Me Elmo. - Done."
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"You white people love throwing around that word..."
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"Okay. Fine."
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"I do. It's yours."
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"You've been served."
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"of the West African Diaspora in the Americas."
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"Marvin is suing us for his back injury."
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"I know, but..."
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"Hey, you mind if I store my ham hocks over here?"
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"Why are you acting so casual like nothing happened?"
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"No, I'm talking about you suing me."
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"I'm not suing you. I'm suing your insurance."
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"I get paid out for my injury, everything's fine."
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"Ah, don't be a ninny."
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"You know what, I don't want to be around anyone"
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"who would do this, especially on Christmas."
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"Yes..."
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"There's someone selling one in Orlando."
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"Okay, Smushy, time for"
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"Please don't sue our neighbors and best friends, the Huangs."
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"if someone has insurance, you sue it."
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"trying to figure out where I put my bell sweater."
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"You look like you've seen a ghost."
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"I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past."
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"- This is your house. - Not yet."
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"We're in the past."
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"Hey, hey."
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"Ronaldo."
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"He lived here before we moved in, didn't he?"
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"So thankful you're now suing us?"
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"You've seen what I came here to show you."
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"Ever since your little power play the other day"
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"From sitting on the side?"
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"I had to spend the whole day teaching him"
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"- No way. - I'll pay top dollar."
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"So, this is my toy room,"
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"Why is she holding a knife?"
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"Because she was supposed to take the law in her own hands."
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"and the other is a Christmas present"
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"handed to me by Santa Claus.""
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"for Janice and her kindergarten friends tomorrow,"
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"No, you can't."
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"Yo, Uncle Marvin! Rise up."
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"No, pops, I'm the Ghost of Kwanzaa Present."
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"Come with me."
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"Besides, our insurance will cover it."
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"Well, whatever. It's only $4 a month."
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"All right, come on, everybody."
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"I am Lao Ban Santa,"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"You scared the children."
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"I guess Santa can only be white and male"
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"- Who are the Rooneys? - You!"
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"Our last name is Sanderson, Jessica."
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"Okay, well, I'm sorry you didn't have a good time,"
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"I need my Elmo."
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"There we go."
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"Furious, but toys are meant to be played with by children,"
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"I made you a late-night snack."
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"Mmm."
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"Mm."
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"You can walk?"
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"A funeral? What a lousy turnout."
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"What is this? Hitler's funeral? Ha."
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"Where is everybody?"
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"That's right, you sued all your friends away."
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"Tickle Me Elmo! You got one!"
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""Do not open until Kwanzaa"?"
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"aren't opened until the seventh day."
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"Louis!"
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"Marvin, what are you doing here?"
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"I've been a damn fool."
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"- Here. - Oh."
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"Uh, no, ah, we're... I'm good."
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"After everything I went through to get that toy,"
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"I should be saying, "Stop tickling Elmo.""
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"My Beanie Babies aren't toys, they're friends."
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"so I picked the hardest one to get"
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"Giving me Christmas presents is what you like to do."
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"Well, now it's my turn to make you happy."
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"I just want to spend time with you."
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"I know."
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"Why do we have to see "Jingle All the Way" again?"
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