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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle - Stock Car Races (S01E01)

"Knock it off, you little..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Reese, what the heck are you doing?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You can't leave that kid alone for five minutes without picking on him!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I gave him that."
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* And you're not so big *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"- You don't like either. - Oh, right."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Malcolm, what is all this stuff from your teacher?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"That woman sends home two or three fliers every day."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What exactly is "Personal Fulfillment Week"?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"The Krelboynes dance on the tetherball courts..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"in front of the whole school."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Butts."
Malcolm in the Middle
"We laugh our butts off."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Open."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Spit."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You are not a weirdo."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You are gifted."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Probably teaches you geometry."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Don't forget to mail these bills."
Malcolm in the Middle
"They're hot until I deposit my paycheck."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You kids, let's get going."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You don't want them to do-si-do without you."
Malcolm in the Middle
"For the sake of my manhood, today I'm ditching school."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hey, why don't I drive you boys to school today?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I don't mind walking."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, no, no, no. I really want to."
Malcolm in the Middle
"A chance to spend a few extra minutes with my sons, enjoying their company..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Come on."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Great. Now I can't even be mad at him."
Malcolm in the Middle
"That was good."
Malcolm in the Middle
"In another six months, they'll be bored with you."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Man (on TV): ...get out of this one."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Laughing)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"That skinny guy!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Come on, get him!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Commandant on the floor."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Ten-hut!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Snarling)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I smell smoke."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Who is responsible?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"We'll do it the hard way."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Growling)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Barking)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Son, you have the worst attitude..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I've ever seen in 15 years at this institution."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You seem compelled to break every rule, to flout every convention."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You are never going to make it... in the armed forces or anywhere else."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Now, I was never fortunate enough to serve in combat..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"but I do know what it requires."
Malcolm in the Middle
"He is vicious, he is ungrateful..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Yes, sir."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Snarling)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Francis: Ow!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Reese wiped his booger on my lunch bag."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What have we taught you about snitching?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Good boy."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Boys, I'm going to share something with you..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hookers?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Whoo!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hey, thanks for pulling them off me."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I owe you one."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hey, you want to see something very, very cool?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, boy, what have you done now?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Francis: Oh, isn't he beautiful?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"He only cost me $20."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You're already in enough trouble as it is without bringing in a pet."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, Spangler has that oversized gerbil."
Malcolm in the Middle
"And besides, Otis is not a pet."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Otis is a symbol."
Malcolm in the Middle
"free thought."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You're not going to turn me in, are you?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I don't know."
Malcolm in the Middle
"On the one hand, you're probably going to get caught..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"because you always do."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Then, of course, I'll be involved..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"even though I had nothing to do with it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"On the other hand..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"it's a snake."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Good man!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, cool!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"That's right, boys."
Malcolm in the Middle
"The real field of dreams..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"That is Rusty Malcolm."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Maybe the greatest man ever."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Six world records."
Malcolm in the Middle
"The list is endless."
Malcolm in the Middle
"And he came from nothing, just like you boys."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Did you read that article in People about him getting a divorce?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Shut your filthy mouth."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You know, you were named after Rusty, Malcolm."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I was?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Announcer: And there they go."
Malcolm in the Middle
"He won!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"How many laps are there?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"The wrecks are just sort of a bonus."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Can we go get sodas?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Here."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Get your dad a beer."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Take my I.D."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Vacuum Cleaner Stops)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Chuckles)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"No, I won't."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Yes, you will. You always do."
Malcolm in the Middle
"He's right over..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What are you doing?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Muffled): Too slow."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Let's just go find Dewey."
Malcolm in the Middle
"It's hot, it stinks..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hey."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Look at that."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Let's check it out."
Malcolm in the Middle
"It doesn't just say "keep out.""
Malcolm in the Middle
"It says "forbidden.""
Malcolm in the Middle
"What's the worst that could happen?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm a diabetic."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Sit down!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"No, it's Caroline Miller, Malcolm's teacher."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Yeah, come on in."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, spring cleaning?"
Malcolm in the Middle
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