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Clips from Workaholics - Muscle I'd Like to Flex (S01E01)

"- And this right here is my office."
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"- Oh, ho! Yeah, it is."
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"Welcome to the muscle factory. - Mm-hmm."
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"Got your wizard beats right here."
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"Using them for the bodybuilding competition."
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"Just gettin' swole with it, brotha."
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"- Cool of you to disrespect the wizard beats like that."
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"- Yeah? Well, I'm using 'em."
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"Let's go to the pool"
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"and see what Ders is up to, right?"
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"- No! Hey, wait."
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"Why don't you show me how this guy works, huh?"
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"- No! Come on, dude. - Oh, shoot."
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"- What did I say'? This is my toolshed."
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"These are my tools, and you throw them on the ground?"
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"- I thought it was your office. - It's both, all right?"
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"- Show me how these tool/office supplies work, bud."
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"- Okay. This is my pen."
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"And this is my wrench."
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"Uhhaah! - Woof!"
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"- Sometimes I like to keep the windows open"
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"and just scream loud so, like, people think"
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"we're having sex or working out."
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"They're not sure."
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"It's just real guttural noises, like, "Uhh!"
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""Uhhuhh!"
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"Ooohh!""
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"- Very cool. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Don't worry. I'm gonna be gentle."
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"You just arch your back. Lean back."
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"Take a deep breath."
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"- Are you trying to seduce me?"
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"- I'm trying to "se-Ders" you."
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"Oh! Hello!"
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"Legs, heh-heh."
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"Bungee cord does the trick."
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"I'll say that much."
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"They say your calves are 75% genetics."
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"But, uh, you know,"
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"evidently my Grandpa DeMamp was a total pussy."
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"The guy was not svelte."
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"- I don't know if I should-"
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"- So I have a lot of work to do before the competition."
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"I'll figure something out. - You sure about this?"
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"- Yeah, make sure you get low, dude."
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"Get in that power squat. - Okay."
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"Work on your stems, know what I mean?"
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"- Wonder if Ders is diggin' the pool."
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"- Oh, no, you probably shouldn't-"
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"- Whoo! - Okay-"
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"- What the hell?"
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"- Ders!"
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"- No, wait. Hold up. You shouldn't-"
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"Okay! God damn-"
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"Ders! He's coming!"
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"- Anders Holmvik!"
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"Guess what, dude. We're gonna fight now."
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"Are you ready for that?"
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"- Uh, I'm kind of in the middle of a lesson right now."
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"- Okay, well, I'm kind of in the middle"
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"of destroying your whole face."
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"- Move your legs like an egg beater."
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"- Are you a man, Anders?"
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"- You are frickin' dead, boy!"
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"You are so dead. - Bring it."
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"- You are so dead, dude. - Okay, hold the phone."
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"You are fully torqued, bro."
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"- Well, yeah, I was about to bone that lady!"
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"- Ohh. - Yeah, okay, yes."
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"But you're gonna have to untorque your bone"
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"I think everybody knows that it's an unwritten rule:"
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"warriors cannot collide while erect."
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"- Fine. - Fine."
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"- Take five. - Crank down."
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"- Crank it down."
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"- I mean, it's a great backyard."
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"- Yeah, it's pretty nice."
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"Thinking about putting a koi pond over there."
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"- You got the room for it. - Waterfall."
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"- And the bonefs down! Fight!"
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"- Ohh! Come on!"
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"Yeah, baby!"
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"Yeah, baby, what?"
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"- Whoa! - Oh, yeah."
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Choker, choker."
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"- Break it up! Break it up! Break it up!"
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"- What? - What?"
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"- You guys both have boners now."
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"What is going on? - Wow!"
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"It's contagious, dude!"
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"You're too fleshy. Put on a shirt."
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"- This guys smells great."
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"It's like a coconut oil. What is that?"
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"- Thank you. It's my tanning cream."
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"- Oh! Boners are down."
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"- I'm gonna ruin you, man."
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"- I'm gonna straight do what I came here to do."
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"- I'm gonna straight wreck you!"
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"- Okay, I've got a boner. - I got one too."
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"Soon as I said, "my feet," it was like..."
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"- Yeah, all the blood just sort of-"
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"That happened to me too. That's what's weird about it."
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"- That's cool. - This is really weird."
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"- You know what? We're not gonna fight right now."
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"I'm torqued. You're torqued right now."
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"But I know you can leave."
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"You can leave my house and respect my woman."
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"That's what you can do. - Fine."
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"- Leave. - Gladly."
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"- Well, I have a little announcement"
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"for you, sir, because you broke the blood oath,"
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"and I want you to leave our wizard crew."
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"- And I'm taking the beats back."
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"- No, don't take the beats."
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"Oh! Don't take the beats!"
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"I'm super sad about the beats!"
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"because I have a bodybuilding competition on the same day."
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"And that's more important to me"
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"than dressing up like a fairy wizard."
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"- Wow. - You know what, man?"
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