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Clips from Devious Maids - Taking Out the Trash (S01E01)

"Remi wanted fresh towels."
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"He's still in the shower. Just put them over there."
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"Could you do me a favor?"
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"I'm missing a gold hoop earring."
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"And I can't see a thing 'cause I forgot my contact solution."
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"Would you mind looking for it?"
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"Um, okay."
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"Thanks. I think it rolled under the bed."
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""O. M.G., Remi. You are so much hotter"
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"than you were in high school.""
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"and it is so on."
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"And he's all, "Wow. You've learned some stuff"
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"since the last time we did it.""
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"And I'm like, pfft, "You don't know the half of it.""
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"(Giggles) You know, I have to play this just right"
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"because this guy's absolutely marriage material."
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"Um... I'm fine."
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"Oh. Okay, thanks."
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"Hey... (Scoffs) Nobody. Just the maid."
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"So what are you doing tomorrow?"
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"(Sighs) Hi, mom."
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"I read the e-mails."
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"- Oh. - A rejected marriage proposal?"
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"(Sighs) It's kind of a big deal."
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"It's kind of important."
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"I was embarrassed."
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"- Okay? - You're accused of murder."
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"You can't afford to be embarrassed."
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"I know. I-I'm... I'm sorry. All right?"
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"I don't understand how you could propose."
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"- You knew her for two months. - I was in love."
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"(Sighs) Still..."
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"It's a huge decision."
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"How could you not tell me about it?"
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"Because you would have tried to talk me out of it."
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"Flora Hernandez was not the girl you thought she was."
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"You must be loving this."
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"- Excuse me? - Well, isn't this what you live for?"
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"Every time I mess up, you get to swoop in and fix my life?"
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"All I've ever done is try to protect you."
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"I'm a man now."
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"(Thuds) Eddie, okay..."
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"Please come back. Eddie, Eddie!"
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"(Sighs)"
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"(Spoon clacks)"
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"(Purse and shoes clatter, keys jingle)"
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"You're in a good mood."
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"That's 'cause this is the last time"
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"Last night, Spence told me..."
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"he was willing to have an open marriage."
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"he's willing to let me step out once in a while."
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"Isn't that amazing?"
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"(Laughs)"
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"Why are you laughing?"
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"I've never seen you be stupid before."
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"It's refreshing."
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"it's not because he wants his wife to have a good time."
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"Your husband's having an affair."
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"(Clacks)"
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"I'm meeting my advisor. (Dishes clatter)"
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"and I can't be late."
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"Yeah. She's just going to hang out and wait for me."
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"If you could look after her while I'm gone..."
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"No."
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"What? I have work to do."
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"I'm a housekeeper, not a babysitter."
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"Just... be nice to her. Get her something to drink."
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"Show her how to use the TV."
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"(Sighs) Look... can we talk about this later?"
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"Please, I really have to go."
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"(Sighs)"
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"Oh. Well, you could ask those guys"
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"Abundio, por favor!"
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"Silencio para la princesa!"
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"(Leaf blowers turn off)"
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"Anything else?"
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"Well, since you asked,"
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"would you mind putting a little bit of sunblock"
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"on my shoulders?"
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"Oh, I totally would. But..."
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"Thank you."
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"(Lotion cap snaps) Is Remi seeing anyone?"
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"Well, we used to be an item back in the day"
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"Actually, Remi has several girlfriends."
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"- Several? - Yep."
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"He has a different girl in his bed every night."
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"One more thing."
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"Would you mind doing my toes?"
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"(Scoffs) You're kidding."
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"See, I phrased it as a question, but I meant it as a sentence."
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"You're doing my toes."
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"See, the thing is, I'm not."
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"You know, I heard Remi tell you to be nice to me."
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"Now maybe he doesn't realize you're obsessed with him."
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"I mean, either way, I'm gonna have to warn him about you."
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"Unless, of course, you do what I ask."
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"(Gasps) Ohh! What the hell?!"
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"Aah!"
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"(Mouths words)"
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"(Both screaming)"
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"I couldn't decide in the store."
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"What do you think of this one?"
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"I wasn't shopping for Adrian."
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"Here. Feel this."
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"- It's cashmere. - Ohh, that's fantastic."
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"- Mm. - So, who were you shopping for?"
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"I didn't know you and Mr. Powell had a son."
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"We don't anymore. He was killed."
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"Oh... When did this happen?"
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"15 years ago."
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"Barrett would have been 21 tomorrow."
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"Mrs. Powell, I'm confused."
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"Why..."
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"Am I buying a gift for my dead son?"
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"Well... yes."
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"Adrian and I agreed a long time ago"
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"not to discuss him."
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"Except once a year on his birthday,"
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"we buy him a cake and candles and a gift"
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"And we talk about what he would have been like,"
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