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Clips from MacGyver - Pliers (S01E01)

"I didn't sign the damage waiver"
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"on this pregnant roller skate."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"That's why we should've taken your car."
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"No way, man, you know the rules in my car."
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"No food, no drink,"
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"no dirty-ass feet up on the dash"
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"and definitely no dangerous chemicals"
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"sloshing around in the back."
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"Jack, come on, breathe, man."
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"We're going away for some R & R."
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"You got to let the tension go."
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"You let the tension go, Bozer."
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"This car's in my name, dude."
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"And please, for the last time,"
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"get that water bottle off that leather seat."
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"It's leatherette."
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"My aunt's cat could do his business all over this seat"
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"and it would clean up with one Bounty."
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"Okay, first of all, gross."
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"Second, who rents a minivan?"
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"Oh, wait, old people. Never mind."
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"Hey, for your information,"
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"the minivan is the workhorse"
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"of the middle class."
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"Besides..."
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"this was the last rental"
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"on the whole damn lot."
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"And in lime green?"
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"I'm shocked."
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"Mac, you don't happen"
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"to have any duct tape, you know, for the word hole?"
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"- Hey. - No, and even if I did,"
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"she's not wrong."
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"Oh, thanks a lot. Thanks."
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"It's pretty up here."
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"Yeah."
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"Mission City has its charms."
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"If you admit it has its charms, then why haven't we been back?"
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"We've been busy."
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"Not that busy."
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"All right? Mr. Ericson's"
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"been asking you to come speak to his class"
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"for five years now"
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"and every year you turn him down,"
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"even though I say we should go."
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"Yeah, well, you were right."
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"I think getting away is gonna be good for all of us."
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"Yeah, it will."
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"Psyched to see what's changed in the old hood,"
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"maybe, uh, see what Darlene Martin's up to."
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"- You never told me about Darlene. - Hey..."
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"Darlene was the prettiest girl in school"
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"and Mac's chem lab partner."
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"He had a huge crush on her."
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"Huge."
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"Yeah, and then I lost a bet,"
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"Bozer made me ask her to prom."
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"You helped Mac get a prom date?"
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"That's nice of you."
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"It would've been..."
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"- but Darlene Martin shot Mac down cold. - No, I..."
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"- It was very disrespectful. - I didn't even want to go to prom."
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"There was a live shuttle launch on TV that night."
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"- I wanted to see where we... - No, no, no, wait a minute."
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"Just back up now. Back up."
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"You lost a bet so you were forced"
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"to ask a hot chick to the prom?"
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"You and I had a very different"
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"high school experience, my friend."
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"And how was your high school experience, Miss Davis?"
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"I imagine you broke a lot of hearts."
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"Well, actually, no."
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"I spent most of my time"
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"- military-grade encryption. - Oh... my God."
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"I'm in a car full of nerds."
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"Who rented this minivan again?"
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"- Mm. - Really?"
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"Hey..."
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"Well, you won't have to hack anything this weekend"
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"and I must say, it's, um,"
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"it's nice seeing your face without a screen in front of it."
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"Mission City Junior High."
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"No one would ever believe that two secret agents"
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"Whoa, whoa."
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"Bit generous calling yourself an agent."
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"You haven't even started yet..."
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"You mention anything about the Phoenix,"
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"Thorton'll make you disappear."
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"Mac!"
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"Hey! You know, these teachers"
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"here, they had a running bet."
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"ever come back?"
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"Only took me five years to win."
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"It's great to see you, Mac."
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"You too, Mr. Ericson."
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"I think you're old enough now to call me Arthur."
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"Yeah, seems a little weird,"
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"but okay..."
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"Arthur, I'd like you to meet"
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"some of my think tank coworkers."
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"- This is Jack Dalton. - Hey, Jack."
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"- This is Riley Davis. - Riley."
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"- Hi. - And, uh, I think"
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"you remember Bozer."
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"Wilt Bozer, oh, my God."
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"The only graduate"
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"that didn't include a quote about himself in the yearbook."
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"Well, that's because you vetoed the one I submitted."
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""Most Likely to Conceive" was unanimously rejected"
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"for being in poor taste."
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"Glad to see you haven't changed."
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"Ideas."
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"Conceive ideas."
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"I'm a misunderstood genius."
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"Okay, fair warning, Mac,"
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"some of the faculty still haven't forgiven you"
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"for the, uh, incident."
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"Arthur, that was 14 years ago."
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"And why are they only mad at me?"
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