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Clips from Workaholics - The Strike (S01E01)

"We sang, and it got wild,"
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"and Adam actually ended up"
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"fighting our neighbor's cleaning lady."
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"- It was a good scrap. It was a good scrap."
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"That's how half-Christmas was born."
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"So..."
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"- So what do you say?"
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"Alice."
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"- What?"
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"- Well, she pretty much just talk-to-the-handed us."
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"- Yeah, I definitely agree,"
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"but I don't think that's what they call it anymore."
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"- No, she talk-to-the-handed us."
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"Dude, it's a phrase. It's a topical phrase."
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"People say it."
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"- Guys, we can't let that Grinch's negativity"
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"split us apart just 'cause we're stuck here."
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"You want to know why?"
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"'Cause the spirit of half-Christmas"
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"lives on in all of us."
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"Just like a little baby alien."
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"- Aah."
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"and do it up in the office."
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"- Yes, it did. - Yeah."
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"- Although if I wake up"
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"and my balls are dyed purple this time,"
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"I will get Norwegian on you."
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"- Whoa. - Scary."
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"- It means, "I'm gonna eat.""
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"- Cool."
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"Well, what do you say we go get some decorations"
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"and turn this little office"
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"into a magical half-Christmas winter wonderland?"
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"- Ooh, let's talk-to-the-handed this office."
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"- I'm serious. I don't think anyone says that."
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"- No, they say it. - Who?"
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"- Wrapping paper. Popcorn and string."
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"- Got it. Got it."
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"- Wrapping paper-"
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"- I just said I got it."
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"'cause I plan on being naughty."
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"- Hell, no! We won't go!"
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"- Wow, what do we got here?"
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"- We're on strike for more pay, better hours, insurance."
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"- What?"
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"Let me get this straight."
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"All you guys do is stand out here,"
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"- And do I smell barbecue?"
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"Because I am not mad at that."
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"Unlike these freeloaders, no offense,"
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"we got a job to get back to."
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"- Whoa, look at this guy, huh?"
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"Old Saint Dick."
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"- Look, my dad had a plastics factory."
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"When they went on strike, my family went on hard times."
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"- We had to leave the country club in '95."
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"I went from clay court to ghetto court."
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"- Ha. "Ghetto Court.""
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"I'd definitely watch that show."
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"- Quiet in the court! You goin' to prison!"
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"- Cut it out."
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"I don't have time for this chicanery."
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"- Careful, Ders. They prefer "Hispanic.""
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"Don't be racist, man."
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"- Dude, you got to join a book club or read or something."
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"- Please do. - I just finished Goosebumps."
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"R.L. Stine. I basically read the whole series."
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"And I'm pretty sure it ends with all the kids"
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"getting on a boat, sailing off,"
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"and saying, "Strikes are awesome!""
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"I think I'm gonna have to side with Adam on this one."
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"Strikes are frickin' cool!"
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"- Can we just get what we came to get"
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"and get out of here, please?"
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"- But we were wondering"
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"- Can we go?"
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"- I don't know, Ders."
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"Because the funny thing..."
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"- All I'm saying is, we need some new leads, man."
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"Suck our dicks!"
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"Thank you."
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"- Burger wolf. - The burger wolf."
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"Those numbers came directly from corporate."
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"Back outside! Hell, no!"
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"I'm on the "do not call" list,"
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"She's a champion archer."
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"We are your top earners this month,"
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"Blake went out to get some beer,"
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"- Yeah. Does anybody want a Powerade while we're in there?"
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"She has won prizes with her soup."
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"- Suck it!"
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"Suck our dicks!"
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"- Aah!"
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"- So we're coming."
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"Yeah."
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"- As you can see behind me,"
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"- I know, I'm just checking it twice, homey,"
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