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Clips from Workaholics - The Strike (S01E01)

"- Do not let this communist bitch cross this line!"
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"- Get off my hood. I'm not a communist."
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"Communists support unions."
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"That's why it's called the Soviet Union."
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"- Is that true?"
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"- I don't know. Commie scab!"
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"Commie scab!"
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"- Get out of my way! Waymond, move!"
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"- Commie scab! - Move."
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"- He's a witch! Burn him!"
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"- Wish it didn't have to be like this, Ders."
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"Breaks my heart."
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"On half-Christmas eve, of all days."
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"- I hope you're all proud of yourselves."
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"You're all filthy animals!"
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"- Fire in the hole!"
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"- Nice try."
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"You know, honestly, I would have-no!"
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"- Commie scab! Commie scab!"
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"“"
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"- Here."
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"I want you to give your friends their last paychecks."
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"Show 'em what team you're rooting for, big dog."
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"- Be my pleasure."
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"- Hey, you're being groomed."
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"Your path to the top is gonna be littered"
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""An-ders.""
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"- Six paid personal days off per year."
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"Option to buy into company health insurance?"
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"Boring."
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"One milkshake water fountain? Awesome."
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"- Psst. No-bra Friday."
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"- Jillian."
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"Yes, that's a great idea."
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"- Nope."
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"- And one legit half-Christmas party"
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"to be paid for by the company."
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"- It's kind of the reason for the season."
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"- I'm really blown away."
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"did an amazing job on this list."
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"I'll tell you what we should do."
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"I think you should chop off your dicks"
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"and then park them inside your buttholes."
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"- Okay, we'll use that and then negotiate from there."
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"- Negotiate. - Negotiations."
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"I have a new dream team."
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"- Anders, I want you to escort them out the building."
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"- I don't think that's gonna be happening."
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"- Did Jamie Foxx and Gabrielle Union"
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"Because someone's breaking all the rules."
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"- Where did you get this?"
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"- He's got a hard "On.""
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"- Yeah, he does."
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"- And I love milkshake water fountains."
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"- Well, why don't you try to explain how you have"
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"on the "do not call" list, mister?"
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"- I was just following orders to protect my job, okay'?"
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"- Well, then who's gonna protect our jobs, Alice?"
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"- Fine, I will give you your jobs back,"
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"but you are only getting two paid personal days a year."
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"- How do you say, "I don't think so," in Chinese?"
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"- Fine."
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"You can have the rest of the day for your stupid party."
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"- What about health insurance?"
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"My husband has lupus."
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"- Okay, don't ruin this for everyone, Beverly."
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"You've got yourself a deal."
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"- Ew. God, how have you ever gotten laid?"
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"Ho! Boom!"
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"- Look, everyone. It's snowing."
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"It's a white half-Christmas."
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"- God. - Whoo!"
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"- Beautiful."
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"- Heads up, guys. I'm cleaning my grill."
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"- Nice."
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"- Hung by the chimney with care, fine sir."
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"- Aw. - Oh."
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"♪ Silent night ♪"
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"♪ Ho- ♪"
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"" Oh!"
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"- Every year!"
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"♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪"
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"- Wah..."
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"What the hell's wrong with you guys?"
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"It's the middle of July."
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"Are you drunk or something?"
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"- We're just trying to spread"
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"some holiday cheer, man."
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"Where's your half-Christmas spirit?"
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"Deal with it. Okay?"
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"Let's take it from the top."
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"And a-three and a-two and a..."
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"♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪"
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"- Aah! Cut!"
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"I need you... ♪ Up here, dude ♪"
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"But you keep coming in... ♪ Down here ♪"
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"I don't even know what you're doing."
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"- What? I can't hear you guys."
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"- ♪ I'm fresh ♪"
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"- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪"
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"- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪"
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"- Well, this is the third cat that you've had."
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"I think you should stop getting pets."
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"Someone just dropped three turds off in my office."
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"- Alice, query. We-"
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"- Alice, I heard something about turds."
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"Is there a poop in here?"
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"Is that something Oscar handles,"
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"or is there a special poop janitor I should call?"
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"- What the hell are you guys wearing?"
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"and we've been here over a year without a vacation."
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"'cause we love working for such a multitalented"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Yep."
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"if maybe we could get two days off"
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"It's a bit of a tradition in our household, so..."
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"- Yeah."
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"and he came home with a keg full of eggnog."
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"We call it a keg-nog."
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"We call it a keg-nog."
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"- Yeah, but we just drank that thick nectar of the gods."
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