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Clips from Workaholics - The Strike (S01E01)

"We're telemarketers!"
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"- You fucking cocksuckers!"
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"and you fucking faggots keep fucking calling me."
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"Fuck you and your fucking religion."
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"It's called rape! And you got no dicks!"
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"You're a bunch of pussies! Burn in hell!"
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"- Fuck you."
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"- Hey, loner."
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"- HEY-"
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"- I got you some new work buddies."
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"These are some hot, young rookies"
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"fresh off the boat from the training program."
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"- Oh, a computer."
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"- Um..."
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"- Hello there. Truly a pleasure."
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"- Okay. Okay-"
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"It's good to meet you."
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"- Are there any firewall restrictions,"
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"or am I, uh, free to use my best judgment?"
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"- Yeah."
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"I, um, need you to get them up to speed."
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"Okay? Can you handle that?"
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"- Yeah. Yes. Yeah."
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"- Good. - I can handle that."
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"But what about, um, Adam and Blake?"
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"- What about them?"
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"As far as I'm concerned, they quit."
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"- Craigslist Casual Encounters is blocked?"
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"What is this? Fucking North Korea?"
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"- My oldest son is a Methodist minister."
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"- Jer, if we could just please keep it"
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"to what we were talking about-"
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"- You didn't let me finish, Anders."
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"- It's pronounced "O n-d e rs.""
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"- I think that's what he said."
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"- Go ahead, Jer. Take her home."
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"- So, uh, in this softball league that he plays on,"
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"it's run by Lutherans."
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"- Jillian. Jillian."
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"Can you talk to me right now about anything?"
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"What's going on with Alice?"
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"- Nope. No. Busy."
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"Okay, I'm not busy."
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"But I hate that guy's face."
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"- When do we get our break?"
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"I really need to call my sponsor."
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"This office has a lot of triggers, Anders."
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"- It's "On-ders." okay?"
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""O n-d e rs." It's not "An-ders.""
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"It never was. I don't know why you guys keep saying it."
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"It's "On-ders.""
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"I have a hard "On.""
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"- Is it supposed to be chunky?"
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"- I don't know."
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"- Wish we had a shot to drop in here."
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"Call it an egg Nagasaki bomb."
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"- Ugh - That'd be good."
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"- News copters covering the strike, probably, dude."
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"- Yeah. Or Iraq attacking."
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"- Yeah. - Ooh."
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"- Didn't tell you the bad news yet."
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"Go again. - You've been replaced."
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"Yeah, there's two massive choads"
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"sitting in your seats upstairs."
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"I suggest you just go inside,"
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"tell Alice you're sorry,"
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"and beg for your job back."
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"- Does she know we're irreplaceable?"
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"- No, you've been replaced. It's already happened."
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"You're getting your final paychecks on Friday."
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"- Oh, that one was kind of real."
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"- Hey, Ders, the turkey's almost done, man."
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"- Hell, no! We won't go! - Hey, bag dude."
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"Just wanted to shank you from the bottom of our hearts,"
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"'cause we lost our jobs."
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"- The advice you gave us,"
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"it was, um, well, it was pretty loose butthole."
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"- It was the loosest butthole."
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"It was so loose."
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"- Yeah. I got this."
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"Listen, this whole situation we're in right now,"
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"we want to get it back to that..."
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"tight butthole area."
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"- Mm-hmm."
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"- You get it?"
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"what does your local union boss say?"
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"- Huh? - What?"
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"- The who? - Your local union boss."
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"- Union boss."
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"Well, we haven't contacted him yet."
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"Secondly, what's a union?"
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"- Yeah, it's just, uh, me, this dude,"
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"and my friend Karl and his rape van, so..."
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"- Yeah, it's a good crew."
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"- Yeah, tight crew. - Real tight crew."
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"- We're cool. - Yeah, we're having fun."
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"We're having fun out there. Eggnog."
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"- Little gang. - Yeah, little keg-nog."
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"- Well, you want to go on strike?"
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"Get your coworkers on your side."
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"Then you'll get what you want."
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"- Oh, okay. - Oh, coworkers."
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"- Cool, coworkers. Good plan, dude."
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"All right, crossing the line. Going shopping."
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"- Anything under $5, I got you."
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"- Huh? - No?"
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"- Croissant? From the bakery?"
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"What's up, Jillian?"
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"- J-bell, do you feel that you're satisfied"
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"You know... ♪ We be smackin' bass ♪"
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"- Hey, well, then it's official, right?"
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"You're striking with us, huh?"
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"- I Want $500,000."
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"- I don't know. Stock options? Is that a thing?"
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"- There's no way of knowing,"
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"but if it is, we'll put some up around the office."
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"- I want to go to the zoo."
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"- More ashtrays?"
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"- We can do that."
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"- Great. Great."
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