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Clips from Seinfeld - The Ex-Girlfriend (S02E02)

"What will happen? Will it start moving backwards? Is that possible?"
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"That someday we'll be going, Boy, this is some really bad traffic now."
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"This is really bad."
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"I'm gonna try and get off, and get back on going the other way."
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"It just didn't work out. What can I do?"
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"I wanted to love her. I tried to love her. I couldn't."
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"She'd tell me she loved me. All right, so at first, I'd just look at her."
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"Or, Boy, that's... That's something."
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"Well, I love you. You know, you can only hold out for so long."
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"...she's on the couch."
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"But they were everywhere. They kept popping up all over the place."
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"No, I don't want to sit in back. I'll be left out of the conversation."
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"You're a little homophobic, aren't you?"
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"Tell me if you think this is strange. There's this guy..."
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"He's a nice guy. He's got a family."
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"Then after a while, I noticed there was..."
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"...and we just went into these little sort of nods of recognition."
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"I think you absolutely have to say something to this guy. Confront him."
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"Hello?"
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"Yes, I know I have the wrong number. I want to know if I dialled wrong or..."
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"Oh, it's you again. See?"
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"Thank you very much."
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"- It's very good. It's good. - It's good, huh?"
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"I got it at Joe's, 49 cents a pound."
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"I don't know why you don't go to Joe's."
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"It's three blocks further. You could use my shopping cart."
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"...he takes it back. - I don't return fruit."
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"It's like I was making a prison break."
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"Somehow I get through the crying and I keep running."
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"I like that Marlene."
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"Yeah, no, l... I don't think so."
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"I left some books in her apartment."
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"So? Go get them."
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"I'd be right back where I started from."
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"I don't know. They're books."
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"What is this obsession people have with books?"
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"What do you need it for after you read it?"
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"I just pick up the phone and she's in the middle of a sentence."
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"It's standard."
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"You know, sometimes she'll go, Hello, Jerry?"
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"And I'll go, Oh, hi, Marlene."
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"And then it's, Jerry..."
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"There's no break in the conversation where you can go:"
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"All right, then."
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"She is sexy, though."
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"It's all set up for you to wait."
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"You know, you're thinking about them. Things like:"
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"And, Soon as she goes, I'm getting her magazine."
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"You're going into the next waiting room."
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"...you want to be in the smallest room that they have. I think."
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"You don't want to be in the largest room that they have."
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"...with, like, stadium seating?"
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"What's 75 bucks?"
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"What, am I seeing Sinatra in there?"
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"I'm fine."
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"I know."
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"Well, is it good?"
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"You should care. Cantaloupe like this should be out of circulation."
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"All right. Take it back."
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"Call me back."
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"- Marlene. - Mar..."
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"- Marlene. - Yeah."
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"But she's got me, like, hypnotized or something."
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"I can't breathe. It's like a drug."
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"That's hard to get used to when you're on so many fast ones."
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"No. No good."
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"Yes. I spotted him getting his mail."
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"You know exactly who I am."
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"And he goes, Oh, yeah, you're Jeanette's friend. We did meet once."
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"You're my new hero."
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"I don't care."
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"- You don't care? - No."
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"Of course I want to talk about it."
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"Well, okay."
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"If they don't like the job, they don't like the guy."
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"Right now, I'm the regional management supervisor."
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"Men, on the other hand, if they are physically attracted to a woman..."
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"...are not that concerned with her job, are we?"
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"Men don't really care."
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"You got a big cleaver, just lopping their heads off? Sounds great."
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"I'm always in traffic with the lane expert."
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"Do you know this type of person? Constantly re-evaluating..."
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"They're always a little bit ahead. Can I get in over there?"
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"Can I get ahead of you?"
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"Yeah, come on over here, pal. We're zooming over here."
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"This is the secret lane, nobody knows about it."
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"The ultimate... I think the ultimate psychological test of traffic..."
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"...is the total dead stop. Not even rolling..."
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"...and you look out the window, you see gum clearly."
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"- She can't kill me, right? - No, of course not."
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"You tried."
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"I'd be looking at her face, I'd go, Come on. Love her. Love her."
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"- Did you tell her you loved her? - I had no choice."
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"She squeezed it out of me."
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"I'd go, Oh, really?"
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"- You're a human being. - I didn't even ask her out."
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"What was I supposed to do, say no? I can't do that to someone."
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"- You're too nice a guy. - I am. I'm a nice guy."
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"And then she seduced me."
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"I get up to go to the bathroom, I come back..."
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"What am I supposed to do? Not do anything?"
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"I couldn't. I would've insulted her."
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"- You're flesh and blood. - I had nothing to do with any of this."
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"I met all her friends."
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"This is Nancy, Susan, Amy, my cousin, my brother, my father."
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"- It's like I'm in quicksand here. - I told you when I met her."
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"My back is killing me."
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"You gotta go to my chiropractor. He's the best."
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"- Everybody's guy is the best. - I'll make an appointment for you."
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"- We'll go together. - Please, they don't do anything."
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"One motion, right off!"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- What are you doing? - I'm letting you in."
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"- Okay. - Why can't you sit in the middle?"
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"Please. It doesn't look good. Boy, boy, girl."
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"Is it that obvious?"
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"- Hello, Jerry. - Hello."
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"So where are we eating?"
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"...who lives in my building who I was introduced to a couple years ago."
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"...or in the lobby, or whatever..."
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