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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Charges and Specs (S01E01)

"I don't wanna be a jerk."
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"I know you're dating Teddy, and it's going really well."
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"And if something bad goes down, I think I'd be pissed at myself"
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"I kinda wish something could happen between us, romantic-styles."
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"And I know it can't 'cause you're with Teddy,"
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"and I'm going undercover, and that's just how it is."
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"But..."
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"Anyway, we're not supposed to have any contact, so I should go."
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"America needs me."
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"Oh, I'm celebrating."
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"I'm Leo... Ianucci."
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"That's right. That's right."
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"Good morning, Boyle."
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"Nothing brings me joy anymore, not even food."
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"I think he's laundering money for drug dealers."
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"I've been trying to talk to him,"
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"There's a lot of chatter amongst low-level drug dealers."
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"But just for the record, I think you're both wrong."
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"We have to help Charles. He's devastated."
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"I hate seeing him like this."
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"What does that even mean?"
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"so I'm incorporating emoji into my speech to better express myself."
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"Agreed. Take care."
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"No arguments here."
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"Wonder where Eddie Fung is now."
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"Oh, crap. Where'd he go?"
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"Tell him about the donations."
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"So why should we believe you?"
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"You know, you should just put a microchip in his neck"
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"Anybody seen Boyle?"
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"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ow!"
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"Ah! Oh, that's so hot!"
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"This looks like it was filled out by a toddler."
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"I'm sorry. I had to take that."
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"You gotta do what you gotta do."
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"Thanks."
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"Look. Here's the deal."
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"I stared at the paper walls for weeks"
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"Vent those feelings! Okay."
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"amateur ballroom dancing competition."
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"Yep."
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"was in room 265. It's gotta be upstairs."
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"I don't care who you are."
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"The hearing's starting any second."
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"It rhymes because it's true."
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"Add stuff. Embellish your asses off."
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"Boyle, you're first."
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"We should try to blend in."
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"I know we're undercover, but I'm starting to get"
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"Jake, focus."
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"Dance, dance, dance, dance."
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"My ankle! Sir, my ankle!"
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"Is that bad? Do you know if that's bad?"
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"I should probably slip in a Miley-Cyrus-told-you-so face real quick."
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"Santiago, give us a minute."
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"Sir?"
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"And it's gonna sound crazy, but it's important,"
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"Hey. What's goin' on?"
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"We needed you to get fired for real"
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"Sweet."
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"Thank you, Captain."
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"I'm gonna get some bottles from the bar."
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"You're so lucky you've never been through a painful breakup."
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"Like you."
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"Look..."
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"What's the occasion?"
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"And one of whatever this guy's having for that guy,"
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"What you got there, Boyle?"
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"Just stay away from Wint."
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"You know, I haven't had that many romantic breakups,"
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"Sir, I am Amy Santiago, and I have something to say."
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"But I didn't find him."
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"room 265, and they mark it down"
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"Sir, I filled out a warrant request"
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"Yeah, you're done."
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"Jake, the overwhelming time pressure."
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"Fine."
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"I'm horrible at this. When can we stop?"
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"How did you get so amazing at dancing?"
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"Of..."
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"I'm on it."
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"Look, they're saying this assignment will last"
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"I've never dated anyone good."
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"- Okay. - Ho, hoo."
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"I will... Not."
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"if I didn't say this."
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"Ugh, I'm gonna go over by the bar where I can hear you worse."
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"He's not even chewing them anymore."
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"Yesterday, I saw him get into a car with a known drug dealer."
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"and you should let him pursue it."
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"Just know I hate those dudes now."
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"Take a plate and smash it."
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"Guys, we're running out of time."
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"And guess what else, "Captain"?"
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"Yeah."
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"In all my breakups, I'm always the dumper."
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"and I need you to trust me."
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"Seemed like an obvious goal-tend, but that's besides the point."
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"Okay, we begin with a free-dance period to the spicy sounds of rumba."
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"Ooh, looks like the Captain found a partner."
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"Peralta, wait."
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"Forget your ex with meaningless sex."
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"Here's my gun and my badge."
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"I get it. Ew."
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"This is real. This is happening."
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"Ready?"
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"This is the best possible option for both of us."
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"You think I wouldn't if I could?"
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"All right, Isaac said the account book"
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"Oh, my God, the Captain."
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"I was going to spend on our honeymoon to cape canaveral."
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"No, it's terrible! Vivian, I won't let you burn!"
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"You need to see a therapist."
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"Huh, well done."
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"God, that guard by the door will not move."
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"Whoo!"
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"You wanted to see me, sarge?"
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"But we didn't have to endure this crap when we danced in Barcelona."
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"It's hard to do on the move."
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"Yup."
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