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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Charges and Specs (S01E01)

"taking on a case the commissioner told us to drop."
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"Button up your jacket. Sit up straight."
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"All right, no worries."
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"I'll just act like you."
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"Say something so I can get the cadence of your voice down."
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"I will not. Perfect."
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"I will not. I... Will not."
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"Have a seat, Detective."
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"Uh, sorry."
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"I meant out of respect, I will choose to stand."
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"Sit, I will not."
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"Now, we're going to have to go through this point by point."
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"Justice cannot be rushed."
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"But could it be gently nudged into hyper speed?"
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"I take it you're the toddler."
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"Captain Raymond Holt."
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"Yeah, come on in, Boyle."
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"Sorry to hear about your hand."
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"It makes it really hard to manipulate my egg sack."
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"I did my Junior year abroad in Tokyo."
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"Oh!"
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"Feels good. Yeah!"
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"Oh, my testicles!"
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"We can't just go in there in our uniforms."
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"They'll destroy the evidence before we even walk through the door."
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"Good point, Captain Holt,"
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"or should I say "Captain Raymond sex vibes"?"
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"Who knew you had such game?"
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"Yes, I've found that many women want what they can't have."
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"According to the community center calendar,"
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"Ah, okay."
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"I know how we're gonna blend in."
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"- Don't say "thrift store." - Thrift store!"
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"I am nationally-recognized fox-trotter Dave Blathis,"
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"and these are my proteges, Rhonda Shawarma and Hank Frankel."
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"Upstairs is closed to the public."
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"There may be another staircase off the dance floor."
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"Good idea. Oh, and Amy."
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"but again, there is a solution."
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"All right, everyone."
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"Peralta needs us to stall."
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"I don't know if I'm up for this."
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"I'm so emotional. I can barely think straight."
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"Would you say Detective Peralta"
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"was overly interested in the Wint case?"
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"I only heard Detective Peralta talk about Lucas Wint once."
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"We were in my car."
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"My never-wife."
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"Detective Boyle, if you could,"
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"please limit your comments to the matter at hand."
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"I'd just like the record to reflect"
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"Stretch your leg up over your head."
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"What? You stretch your leg up over your head."
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"Ugh."
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"I'm horrible at this... I know, I know."
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"I found a back stairway over here."
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"Who is he?"
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"told me that..."
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"That..."
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"He..."
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"No, I never heard Jake talk about Wint."
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"is cat-doing- home-alone -face."
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"Uh-oh, he just made eye contact with me."
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"You don't have to say "dance""
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"Good call. Hey."
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"This is kinda fun."
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"Maybe Teddy and I should take a class."
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"Yeah. Maybe."
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"What's the plan? That guard won't move."
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"Oh, God! Oh!"
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"Oh, God! Oh, I live to dance!"
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"So glad no one heard me say that."
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"Dates, names, dollar amounts."
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"I can't wait to show this to Podolski."
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"So Detective Peralta..."
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"No."
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"I have nothing."
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"Did Holt ask you to get suspended?"
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"I'm kind of freaking out."
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"And your grandmothers."
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"Are you done? No, I'm not done!"
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"Aw, you're done! You can't handle the me!"
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"- Oh, my God. - Peralta!"
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"FBI? We couldn't let you expose Lucas Wint."
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"It would've compromised a much larger ongoing federal investigation."
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"because the Ianuccis have moles inside the NYPD,"
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"and we need them to trust you."
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"Detective, we'd like you to go undercover"
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"and help us with the investigation."
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"Okay, the answer is "yes.""
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"We'd like you to be yourself."
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"- So please, take some time, and... - No need. I'm in."
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"Eyes closed, head first, can't lose."
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"Detective Peralta will be going"
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"in an undercover assignment with the FBI."
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"His cover story is that he was fired."
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"Oh, my God. My heart just threw up."
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"about six months, so while I'm gone,"
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"I'll sit at it always."
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"Amy, you can have all of my open cases."
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"Okay, that's enough."
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"Peralta doesn't have the authority to do any of this."
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"You will all sit at your own desk and work the cases I assign you."
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"Thank you for trusting me."
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"Okay, now call us all names"
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"and storm out of here for the benefit of the bullpen."
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"I'll miss you guys."
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"And your mother!"
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"You can take this tie and shove it straight into your hellhole!"
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"And guess what?"
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"I'm going kosher 'cause Jake-y don't dig on swine!"
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"You will never be Jake or Vivian, but at least you're here."
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"You are drinking your troubles away."
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"Start with this."
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"Make way! Large man helping his little friend."
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"is 'cause the guys were all losers."
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"Amy?"
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"I have to admit I'm a little jealous."
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"Really? Mm-hmm."
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"Yeah."
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