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Clips from The Odd Couple - The Ghostwriter (S01E01)

"- You're explaining. - And, apparently,"
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"it comes out of my paycheck, but that's okay."
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"Only three more hours till I break even for today."
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"So don't feel the need to over tip because we're friends."
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"Okay."
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"Or because I gave you free onion rings."
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"My dad said poetry was for losers."
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"He even threw my notebook in the trash."
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"harder and harder and sleeping my way"
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"through the female faculty."
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"Tragic. The young artist has his dreams trampled. (gasps)"
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"This is the book."
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"A scathing indictment of our sports-obsessed society."
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"MURPHY: Hey,"
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"maybe I could put my poems in it."
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"Oh, no, no, you dug."
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"I didn't dig."
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"You do like to dig."
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"Verses Loaded."
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"Murph, the reason the publishers keep asking me to write"
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"books like this is because I know exactly what they want."
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"They want a book about an athlete,"
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"not about some poem guy."
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"Or poet."
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"So you think my poetry's stupid?"
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"It's my chance to show the world who I really am,"
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"but if you don't want to do it, fine."
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"I-I already have plenty of money."
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"Well, I don't, so we need to write the book"
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"or you need to give me some of your money."
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"Now, now, I'm sure that we can find a compromise."
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"Murph just wants to honor the yearning soul"
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"- beneath the jersey. - Wait a second."
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"Felix, you got to write this with us."
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"Ooh, that's trouble."
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"- Thank you. - But I could sit and look"
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"over his shoulder and edit as we go."
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"Great! It's settled."
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"This book is gonna be twice as good."
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"Oscar, I can tell by your nostrils that you're angry."
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"You need to check out that vein in his neck."
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"I only have 36 hours to turn in this book."
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"And I won't get in the way."
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"I will just be a supportive, unobtrusive presence."
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"Oh, Dani, look at that. Very good."
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"You know what?"
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"Now I'm thinking poppy seeds."
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"the small tweezers."
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"You know, people fall off terraces."
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"- All right, here we go. - Before we begin,"
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"Lord, as we begin this project,"
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"give us clear heads and fast fingers"
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"to help us write goodly."
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"- Amen. - Amen."
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"God help me."
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"Yes, very exciting. Now let's get started."
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"Chapter one."
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""My name is Marcus Murphy.""
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"That's true. That's right."
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"I like it, too."
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"Oh, I don't know. Let's just try it out"
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"for a minute, bat a few ideas around."
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""I'm Murphy. Marcus Murphy.""
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"Sometimes the muse just teases. What we have is good."
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""For as long as I can remember,"
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"my family was into sports"."
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"You're being me. I got it."
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""When I first picked up a baseball,"
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"I knew I was home.""
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"Felix, I can feel your ear."
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"(whirring)"
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"Oscar! Oscar!"
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"Oscar!"
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"Yes, but I chose to do this instead."
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"Yes, you were born."
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"Now we just have to wait 20 years"
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"till the part people care about."
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"I'm gonna head home, take a nap,"
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"maybe enjoy the company of a young lady."
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"Which young lady?"
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"Oh, it's ten blocks."
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"And then, I'm gonna bring back some of my poems."
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"Great. We can figure out where to insert them."
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"Are you open to suggestions?"
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"Well, it's a collaborative..."
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"Oh, I just got that."
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"All right, I'll see you guys tomorrow."
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"Felix, you keep this guy on track."
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"Oh, you bet. I will crack the whip."
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"- (imitates cracking whip) - (laughing)"
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"Ha, ha, ha. I'm gonna kill you."
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"You dug, and you broke Murph,"
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"and you ruined what was supposed to be"
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"a perfectly nice book about baseball."
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"Why are you so afraid to write about anything with real depth?"
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"Why must you only skim the surface?"
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"Because I like the surface. It's pleasant."
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"What's so scary down there?"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Because it's keeping you from fulfilling your potential."
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"No, no, no. You stay out of me!"
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"When we were in college,"
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"you wanted to be a great sports journalist."
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"You wanted to win a Pulitzer."
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"it's not pronounced Poo-litzer."
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"I was a kid. I had lots of dreams."
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"It is never too late to dust off those dreams."
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"A visit to the emotional"
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"I'm locking you in."
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"Oscar, let me out!"
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"You know that I'm bound by the laws of mime!"
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"Even so..."
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"Yeah, and I realized, that's my way of protecting myself."
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"I get to say I didn't have time to write a great book,"
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"Even so..."
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"(phone chimes)"
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"Ah, that's my snack alert."
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"My one solid food a day."
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"Come here, baby."
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