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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - We're Selling Washing Machines (S01E01)

"I'm out, okay? Patty, you don't understand."
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"I need this, and you're m--"
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"the only one that can help."
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"Okay, you know what?"
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"We're sharing so much now? You like answers?"
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"Why do you actually need these?"
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"What the hell's been going on with you?"
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"I just..."
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"I'm in a really bad place."
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"The night that you told me that Kevin drained the account,"
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"I lost it."
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"I went on a bender."
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"that was coke."
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""Cain.""
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"Ye-- I know what you meant."
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"Somethin' in me just snapped,"
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"and I made this decision."
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"I don't know if I should tell you."
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"Um, I got blackout drunk,"
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"and apparently,"
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"I stole a bunch of oxys from this guy at a bar."
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"I was so drunk, I don't even remember his name."
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"And they must be hard to get,"
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"because he won't take money for them,"
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"Patty, I screwed up, and I'm scared."
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"Please."
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"Okay. I--"
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"I got no guarantee."
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"But I may have a connection in Vermont."
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"I'll make -a few phone calls. -Oh, thank you."
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"Well, don't thank me yet."
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"I mean, if this works, I'll go up there soon."
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"But even if I get anything,"
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"I'm using this pipeline once, okay?"
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"I'll get your stuff"
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"and enough to wean my clients off,"
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"and then, I'm done."
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"Yes, sure."
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"I need a car."
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"You can borrow Kevin's."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Yeah, okay."
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"We'll -- We'll go together."
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"God, it smells like death out here."
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"♪ You always hurt"
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"♪ The one you love"
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"On the next "Kevin Can Himself"..."
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"W-- You took that?!"
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"Let's hang my banner off the side of the house, yeah?"
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"Like Barb gets."
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"I will be here for the wash on Monday."
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"Nope, just a coward."
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"Cathy in accountin' says, "Nice haircut.""
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"Good luck making anything the Renzulli Bros respect"
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"or something stupid like that."
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"you're lazy."
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"No."
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"and I saw a man selling drugs."
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"10 feet from our house."
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"Would you just hold on one second?"
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"So glad you made it."
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"Yeah, o-okay."
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"Once again, welcome to the Sunday Trinity"
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"and that is Sam, celebrating eight years."
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"Of course not."
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"I'm gonna become a Kermit. A "Kermit"?"
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"Well, they say witnesses can't leave"
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"It was terrifying."
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"about what's important"
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"Just a pile of deep-fried turkey"
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"I think I know how to make both our lives easier."
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"Well, I gotta give this a little test."
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"Really?"
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"Allison?"
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"Okay."
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"It was, um, Jason, maybe."
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"Jesus Christ, Kev, come on."
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"Alcoholic."
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"-I can't. Allison's cute and all,"
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