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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - We're Selling Washing Machines (S01E01)

"Worcester PD!"
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"Everybody stay where you are."
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"Don't move."
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"You're under arrest."
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"You have the right to remain silent."
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"Anything you say can and will be used --"
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"for another 45, at least, so..."
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"Great."
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"I'm not cold."
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"That was insane."
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"Yeah."
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"It reminded me of this one 4th of July when I was a kid."
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"I couldn't have been more than 3,"
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"and my parents took me into town to see the fireworks."
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"Dad put me up on his shoulders."
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"They started up --"
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"these huge explosions right above us."
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""The world is on fire.""
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"Sound hit me in my chest."
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"Smoke was in my eyes."
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"Everybody just laughing and smiling."
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"Like, they didn't understand."
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"This was the end."
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"Kurt, what the hell are you doing?"
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"Being that close to death"
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"makes you think -- really --"
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"And, Patty..."
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"Oh."
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"I can't live without you a-and your chimichangas."
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"Okay, it's Monday."
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"Rough morning."
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"Ye-- Well, I guess that, but, how?"
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"What happened? You okay?"
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"Okay, what's with all the questions all the time?"
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"I-- W-- I don't ask you stuff to piss you off."
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"I just want to know the answers."
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"Why?"
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"Because..."
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"uh, I thought I knew your whole thing."
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"We practically spent the last 10 years"
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"in the same room,"
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"and I'm guessing that no one knows"
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"that you're selling them."
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"Unless Kurt's some kind of secret drug mule."
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"No."
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"He has no idea."
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"he probably wouldn't have, like, proposed."
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"Wha-- Ser--"
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"Seriously?"
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"Yeah."
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"Um, what does the ring look like?"
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"There was no ring."
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"That --"
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"Hmm."
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"Yeah, m-minutes after we were caught"
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"in the middle of a drug raid."
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"At the pharmacy?"
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"Was that your --"
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"Yep, my friend was hauled off in a pair of handcuffs"
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"and my stash is in an evidence bag somewhere."
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"And that's when Kurt decided to propose."
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"Okay, uh, so, does that mean that y-you're --"
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"I'm out. Dry. No pills."
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"Nothing. God damn it."
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"Blame the corner-kid-asshole at the auto body"
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"who got arrested"
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"and gave up the area's only supplier."
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"Maybe this is good."
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"This whole s-- like, selling this shit --"
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"it's too much trouble."
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"I was close to going off the rails."
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"My hair's startin' to break from the stress."
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"Hey, we can't give up on this."
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"I-I can't deal with going home right now,"
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"so, um, why don't we grab a bite and --"
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"real food -- and just talk about it?"
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"I have to get home to Neil."
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"When he deep-fried the turkey,"
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"it exploded and burnt up his arms."
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"This goddamn chili."
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"He didn't even make the chili."
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"sittin' on the kitchen counter."
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"I can smell it from downstairs."
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"We just have to make them think that it's their --"
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"...brilliant idea to merge ingredients."
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"My lame-ass batch of vegetarian stew..."
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"And my gorgeous pile of manly meat."
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"Into the greatest friendship chili"
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"this world has ever tasted."
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"W-- No, no, no, no. Pete, I love you,"
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"but you smell like the pellets at a petting zoo,"
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"and I need you to stay five feet away from the chili."
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"Well, how is that okay?"
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"Because it's my chili."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Our chili."
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"I'm so glad we were both man enough to admit"
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"we need each other."
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"-In a totally normal way. -In a totally normal way."
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"You ask me, you could both do with some more time apart."
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"-No. -No, no, no."
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"No, he -- Kevin needs a Neil."
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"We've already begun planning"
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"to make up for the lost goofin' time."
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"Yeah, water balloon fight. Then, "Ace Ventura" marathon"
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"followed by one of our epic games of hide and seek."
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"Allison, you might not see me for the next 24 hours."
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"Oh, no!"
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"But first, let's get this chili to the Renzulli Brothers."
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"To the Kev-mobile!"
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"Let's go."
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"Come on. Left. Ow. Ow."
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"Left. Ow."
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"Left. Keep going. Ow!"
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"It's looking at me."
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"Yeah, it does that."
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"So, I guess they just assume you'll clean it up."
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"Okay, what are we gonna do about this?"
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"Chainsaw? N-- I mean the pills."
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"Listen, Allison, I already told you at the salon."
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