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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - We're Selling Washing Machines (S01E01)

"alone in my car on the way over here."
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"It's lonely and I'm getting heartburn."
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"I'll order something."
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"Thank you!"
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"Yes, God! Thank you!"
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"Ooh, maybe chimichangas!"
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"Big Book Discussion Meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous."
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"I've stated that I'm an alcoholic."
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"Are there any other alcoholics present tonight?"
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"We also celebrate the anniversaries at this meeting."
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"An anniversary is defined as 365 days free of alcohol"
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"or anything else that affects you from the neck up."
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"We have one anniversary tonight,"
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"Get up here, Sam."
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"--Hi, Sam.Hi, Sam. -Hi, Sam. -Hi, Sam."
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"Uh, I dragged myself into the Program"
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"when I finally hit rock bottom."
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"One night, I got so loaded"
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"that I stole a bundle of heroin from some guy I met at a bar --"
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"Jason, maybe?"
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"If he'd caught me, I bet he would've killed me."
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"I can still feel that fear and that shame, and that's good."
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"It keeps the cycle from starting again."
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"I've been done with destructive patterns for eight years."
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"I'm not going back."
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"Oh."
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"Um, thank you so much for having me."
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"Really? This -- Yeah."
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"Uh, I know these things can be painful."
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"Oddly, I'm, uh -- I'm proud."
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"I -- Sam."
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"Oh, hey! Hey."
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"-What are you doing here? -Oh, I wanted to surprise you."
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"Did I miss it?"
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"Yeah, but that's okay. There's plenty more."
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"My dad was at the house looking at tile samples,"
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"and I lost track of time."
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"-Sorry. -Eh, that's okay."
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"House looks great though."
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"Good. Uh, Jenn, this is Allison."
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"Allison, my wife, Jenn."
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"Of course."
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"It's a big deal."
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"Sorry, you got, um -- You have something."
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"Oh."
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"Is that a bean?"
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"A pinto bean."
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"It's, uh -- It's from a chili."
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"Oh."
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"Hello."
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"You cooked him over a fire all night long."
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"That was different. This is murder!"
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"We had a totally life-changing night together."
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"You and the already-dead pig?"
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"Don't say it like that."
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"You don't know. You weren't here."
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"I slept here."
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"But you were late."
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"You totally missed the connection I had"
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"with this beautiful creature."
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"We talked about real big-picture stuff, you know?"
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"Life. Love."
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"are definitely lying."
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"Do you pee in the shower?"
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"No."
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"Look, the point is,"
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"Ok-- Do you think that this might possibly be about Neil?"
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"This is about my new friend, Piggy Stardust."
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"And worse -- about how, now I'm completely screwed"
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"Just give them vegetarian chili."
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"Vegetarian chili is worse than no chili at all."
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"Nobody wants salad soup!"
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"Well, then, you'll just be"
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"the laughing stock of the whole neighborhood."
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"You're right."
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"Oh."
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"I won't be able to leave the house."
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"That's it."
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"Yeah -- someone who's alone and inside all the time."
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"Like Kermit always hiding from Miss Piggy."
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"This is when you feel humiliation?"
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"and you're gonna be here right by my side the whole time."
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"In it till we kick it, baby!"
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"Lucky you."
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"So lucky."
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"Alright, I'm gonna go upstairs"
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"and stew this out over a bath."
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"You're gonna have to come up in 45"
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"It's a dangerous thing, falsely accusing someone --"
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"especially a guy high up in the community."
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"Good job, family."
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"of peddling pills."
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"So, please, keep in mind,"
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"no one would think twice about sending you to Walpole."
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"And I'll tell my friends over there that you touch little kids."
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"I swear on my mother's life,"
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"this is the guy you're looking for, okay?"
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"Who am I? I'm nobody."
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"Whoever ratted me out, like --"
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"Listen, pal, the amount of stuff you got caught with,"
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"that's an intent to distribute."
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"Forget intent to distribute."
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"It's like Black Friday in there."
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"If you have any questions, give me a call."
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"How can I help you?"
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"Uh, it's Monday."
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"I'm here for the generics."
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"You're not supposed to call."
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"I know. I know, I'm sorry."
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"It was a huge mistake. It won't happen again."
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"Terrance."
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"Thank you, Terrance."
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"I love you, Terrance."
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"Oh. Hey."
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"Hey."
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"Back for more Lipitor, huh?"
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"Maybe it's all those, uh, carbs and animal fat."
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"S-- Listen, last night,"
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"I think I just got confused, right?"
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"Because we had -"
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