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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - We're Selling Washing Machines (S01E01)

"It just felt like I wanted to beat her."
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"And it was fun and dangerous."
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"is your idea of dangerous?"
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"Well, it's the worst thing I've ever done."
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"So, you're gonna go fool around."
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"Kinda sounds like you want to."
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"-He's married. -You're married."
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"E-- Of co-- Yes, of course."
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"We're both married, yes."
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"It's not gonna happen."
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"Hey."
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"I'm just saying."
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"You have that wrap dress from the Gap."
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"Well, I'm going to go home and change, okay?"
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"So, what about you?"
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"You have fun hanging out with Kurt?"
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"Did you have fun?"
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"Uh, yeah."
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"It was fine."
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"Okay, did you go out, or...?"
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"No. Oh, okay."
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"Well, that's nice. A man who can cook."
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"I don't know. He -- He's Kurt."
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"and then watched me eat it."
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"Okay, well, I'd take that over being chained to Kevin"
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"while he makes the world's most disgusting chili."
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"Kurt thinks we're eating healthy together."
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"That cheeseburger I had last night"
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"was my third this week."
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"Shut up."
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"Really putting yourself out there, aren't ya?"
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"Yeah, settling in to your new profession."
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"Yes, hello."
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"Um, I was just walking by Clark Street Elementary,"
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"And I followed him to the auto body on Buckingham Ave."
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"Please help, because I don't want this monster"
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"getting children hooked on drugs."
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"Okay, well, you're welcome."
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"Thank you for your time."
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"Kev, you back yet?"
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"Oh, hey!"
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"Guess what I got?"
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"A pig."
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"Dinga-ding-ding!"
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"Can you --"
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"Oh, there you go. Much better."
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"Just kidding."
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"Ah!"
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"I'm just kidding."
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"Stupid Neil thinks he's gonna win"
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"with bird meat when I got a pig on my side!"
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"This is game over, right here."
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"Certainly is for the pig."
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"I'm gonna cook him as God intended --"
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"all night long over a roaring open flame"
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"It's gonna be a great time, babe!"
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"You're gonna love it."
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"I'm gonna love it?"
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"Oh, yes. That's my surprise."
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"You and me -- Kevin and Allison --"
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"the greatest duo that this backyard has ever seen."
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"We got eight hours of togetherness"
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"over a roasting pig."
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"You want me to be here?"
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"I can't do this on my own!"
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"Not that I need anyone!"
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"Okay, well, all you have to do"
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"is just watch an open flame and try not to fall asleep,"
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"so w-why do you need me here?"
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"It's so much more than just not falling asleep."
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"used to do this sort of stuff all the time."
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"Come on, it's gonna be the best time."
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"We got an excuse to pound beers all night long."
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"And then, around 3:00 A.M.,"
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"Oh, as great as that sounds, I --Allison."
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"It's not your fault."
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"Yeah, I-I know."
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"It's not your fault, Allison."
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"Yes. No, I understand."
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"Allison. It's from the film."
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"It's not your fault. Uh-huh."
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"Where else are you gonna be?"
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"Well, I have a work --"
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"I'll be here."
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"Waitin' for you."
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"Oh! "So will I!""
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"It was his fault!"
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"Hey."
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"Hey."
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"Hi. Oh, my God."
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"Uh -- S-Sorry. Hi."
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"Ugh. Uh, you look great."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Uh, I-I don't really know what to do."
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"I've never been to one of these before."
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"Oh, yeah, don't worry. It's not a big deal."
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"Um, you've never been to a meeting?"
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"No."
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"Do you think I should have?"
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"No. No, please. That's not what I meant."
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"Um, you're the most self-controlled person"
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"Well, it's been a while."
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"Maybe I've changed."
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"Totally lost it."
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"Eh, I'm not buying it."
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"Bon appétit."
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"The road to Big Trout Lake is a narrow corridor"
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"Mmm. ...that make ordinary runs challenging"
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"Hey, you need the Honda this week?"
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"Maybe."
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"I'll let you know."
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"Oh."
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""Bon appétit" means you can start eating."
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"Uh..."
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"Can we please just have some real food?"
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"W-Wha-- Thi-- But this is."
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"This -- This is -- -This is protein and vegetables. -No, Kurt."
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"I would like some real-ass food, you know?"
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"With carbs and animal fat"
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"so I don't have to keep speed-eating"
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