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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Who's that?"
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"Who's out there?"
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"Hammond, is that you?"
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"Mosby?"
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"Druthers and I were alone in the office."
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"If I was gonna fire him,"
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"this would be the best chance I'd ever have."
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"Uh, look, just a second, Ted."
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"Uh, no, I, I really need to talk to you."
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"Look, there's no easy way to say..."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm standing here wearing pants."
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"Are you sleeping here? What's going on?"
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"Not that it's any of your business"
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"and I've been sleeping here until she cools off."
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"Okay, well, uh, you're right-- that is none of my business."
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"Uh, look, there's no easy way to say this-- I..."
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"Who am I kidding?"
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"She's never gonna take me back."
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"It's okay."
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"What did you want to say to me?"
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"Happy birthday, buddy."
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"I'm an architect without a home."
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"You see the tragic irony in that?"
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"- Yeah, I do. - 'Cause I design homes."
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"- I see it. - But I don't have a home."
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"Not lost on me at all."
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"But I don't understand-- why don't you just go to a hotel?"
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"You could be sleeping on a mattress instead of..."
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"what appears to be torn-up drawings of my building."
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"Why would I go to a hotel, when any second,"
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"she's going to call and tell me to come home."
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"She's quite... mannish."
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"Do you understand that?"
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"Uh, no, I don't."
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"If you were lost in the wilderness,"
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"Well, that's the dream."
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"I'm glad you came here tonight, Ted."
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"Me too, Hammond."
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"- Call me Ham. - No, thanks."
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"- Hammy D? - No, I think just Hammond."
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"So, I'm guessing you didn't fire him."
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"I was this close."
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"Meanwhile, Lily had been up all night"
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"in the grips of a dilemma."
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"- Oh honey, you're awake? - I'm awake."
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"- Is everything okay? - Yeah."
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"I've kind of been wrestling with something."
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"Baby, our honeymoon's already paid for."
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"Well yeah, but-- but what if we didn't want to spend our honeymoon in a cave?"
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"It's not just a cave, it's a whole labyrinth of caves."
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"It's an underground adventure."
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"There's a cave that's so dark that you don't even know you're in there."
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"I mean, we're going to experience a whole new kind of dark."
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"Well, what if I found a way to make a little extra money"
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"so that we spend our honeymoon not in Howe Caverns,"
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"- Loch Ness? - Yeah."
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"And you know, Edinburgh and the Highlands and Glasgow..."
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"Baby, I would love to search for the enchanted creature of the Emerald Loch,"
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"but... we can't afford that."
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"Maybe we can."
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"You've been making fun of that painting all this time"
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"We knew we could torture Marshall because he has shame."
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"In my body, where the shame gland should be,"
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"But I think you're talented enough to immortalize this."
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"Now is the time-- I'm 31."
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"I'm at the peak of my physical beauty."
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"If I were a woman, I'd have passed it long, long ago."
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"Long ago."
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"I promised Marshall he was the only guy I would ever see naked."
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"I'll give you $5,000."
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"We're going to Loch Ness!"
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"Yeah!"
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"That cabby would not shut up."
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"Yeah, we should call him a gabby."
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"Hey, uh... thanks for putting me up last night, buddy."
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"Give 'em hell."
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"Morning, team."
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"So, I have given it some thought,"
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"and I say we revisit columns."
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"Oh, God, not this again."
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"Let me read it:"
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"Oh! It's from ancient Greece."
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"- Geez. - What?"
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"You didn't hear me?"
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"Toga, parchment..."
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"Ooh, I'm in trouble now."
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"What are you doing?"
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"We are friends."
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"man, you have weirdly small feet."
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"Ted, I hope that you're not going to let our professional woes"
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"Okay, let's get this over with."
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"This painting could, someday, become a serious work of art."
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"I mean, you have been blessed with an amazing gift."
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"Thank you."
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"I meant me."
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"Now, I like how you captured Marshall's essence."
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"Goofy and unburdened, with wit."
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"But me, I want something more regal."
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"Something my progeny could look at and say,"
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""There's stands Barnabus Stinson.""
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"He was wise..."
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"I don't think your sword will fit."
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"And so, as Lily began painting,"
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"Marshall thought about the $5,000"
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"This isn't right."
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"This isn't right at all."
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"Hold still."
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"Hold still."
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"- Hold still! - Paint faster!"
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"Okay, I guess it's time."
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"Yeah."
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"Wait, wait!"
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"That wasn't enough buildup. I need..."
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"In a world without justice, one man--"
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"- Oh, just drop them! - All right."
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"Well, I'm going back on the deal. Barney, get out!"
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"Lily, I can't let you go through with this!"
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"It's beautiful and they say it's haunted."
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"I can't let the woman I love compromise her values for money!"
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