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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Some kids dream of being astronauts."
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"When I was a kid, I had only one dream."
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"To build a skyscraper."
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"That's stupid."
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"Morning, everyone!"
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"I know what you're thinking: Who's this jerk?"
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"He was also far and away the worst boss I ever had."
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"Then I designed the Spokane National Bank Building."
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"- And he didn't like it. - Stairs?"
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"And to be honest, I wasn't sure I liked it either."
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"Yeah, and that shirt with the flowers, I get hay fever just looking at it."
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"Before, I used to be this guy."
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"Sick, huh?"
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"But still, the worst part was Druthers."
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"I'm kidding, of course."
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"Another hole in one, boss."
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"Fire him!"
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"Mosby, sir? I, I... I hear Mosby's doing some great work."
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"Well, Ted, if you do fire Druthers, the key is timing."
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"What is that?"
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"We are gonna have so much fun."
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"Oh, sorry I'm late; lunch ran a little long."
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"drawing designs for your building."
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"- # Happy birthday to you # - Oh, you had me. You so had me."
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"So, you didn't fire him?"
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"I can't fire a guy on his birthday. Everyone would hate me."
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"- Nude art. - Nude art."
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"Okay, just forget it."
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"We're not in high school anymore."
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"People don't make fun of you for posing nude for a painting."
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"We're adults now."
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"Where is it?"
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"Field trip!"
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"What'll I have? Um, I don't know, maybe a beer"
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"Whatever he's paying you, I'll pay you double."
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"I doubt it."
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"Ooh on the side of a bus. Oh, oh!"
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"I'll have you know that painting's got commitments all over the city."
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"Then, after New York..."
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"Well, I gotta go."
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"Paint me."
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"What, what are you doing?"
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"So, you've been living at the office?"
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"She's a very special lady, Ted."
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"She gives me what I need."
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"she can provide for me."
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"What if I told you I had a way to pay for our honeymoon?"
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"We're going to Howe Caverns."
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"Paint me."
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"Okay, I don't get this."
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"I do not."
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"there's a second awesome gland."
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"True story."
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"Yeah, that's not the gland I'm worried about painting."
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"Yeah."
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"A nude Barney is a challenge."
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"Forget it."
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"I think it, you say it."
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"They want their basic architectural elements back."
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"Can I see you for one second?"
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"I thought we were friends."
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"You slept on my couch, you ate my cereal."
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"But that doesn't magically make your bad ideas good."
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"What? I don't believe this!"
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"interfere with our friendship,"
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"because I really kind of need you right now."
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"Hey, hey! I don't want you phoning this in."
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"and strong."
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"I get that a lot."
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"Drop your shorts."
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"- No! No, this is not right! - We had a deal!"
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"- You...! - It's over!"
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"It's just not right!"
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"I totally think we can get some more money out of him."
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"I'm never letting my fiancée, ever...!"
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"And that's how Uncle Barney paid for Lily and Marshall's honeymoon."
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"My dog is dead?"
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"- so we thought... - No! No birthday! No!"
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"your life is falling apart and that these guys missed your birthday."
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"Oh, God..."
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"Oh! Look, yeah, right. Now we're falling onto the ground."
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"You're fired-- you get it? You hear me?"
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"They all hated me."
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"Barnacle Junior."
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"There were some obstacles along the way."
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"I became an architect."
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"So, I had an idea for the atrium."
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"Ready?"
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"Columns."
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"I... I can't believe you knocked over my model."
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"Well, it's just... it's not exactly new, is it-- columns?"
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"I mean, what's your next groundbreaking idea-- ceilings?"
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"Floors?"
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"Windows?"
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"Very big in the '80s."
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"And suddenly... I was his boss."
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"See, before, when I was just another employee,"
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"I was happy, carefree."
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"The guy who hung out in the break room making fun of the boss."
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"Did you see what he was wearing today?"
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"It was like his pants were being held up by his nipples."
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"But suddenly I was a different guy."
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"Hey, guys."
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"What's so funny?"
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"Nothing."
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"Um... nice shirt."
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"Thanks."
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"The hours were insane."
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"I was always working even when I wasn't at work."
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"Oh, Robin... I just had a great idea."
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"Oh, do whatever you want to me just don't wake me up."
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"Just say you're sick."
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"But now..."
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"I was this guy."
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"Unbutton your shirt."
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"Hmm... "Foo Fighters.""
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"Get back to work."
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"- Well, I was thinking... - Ceilings? Oops."
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"Oh, wow, he must be really good-looking."
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"Why would you say that?"
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