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Clips from Gilmore Girls - It Should've Been Lorelai (S02E02)

"- Really? - Why not?"
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"- She'll be excited. Tell her yourself. - Pass me on."
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"Dairy's bad because of the mucus."
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"You haven't had any in the last 48 hours, have you?"
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"There's a solution of salt water and vinegar that can help cut that."
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"Girls, I'm sorry to interrupt The Vinegar Hour, but it's your dad."
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"Dad, hi."
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"- Did you give her the cereal? - I'd rather not say."
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"- Hello? - It's me."
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"Lane, this is flat-out stalking."
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"I don't have much time. I've already used up my five minutes of phone time..."
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"but I had to talk to you."
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"There's a new Belle and Sebastian single coming out today."
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"- I know. - I have to have it."
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"- Okay. - I have to have it."
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"- I don't know if I have time to pick it up. - What?"
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"Do you want to hear how I used up my phone time today?"
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"Talking to Amazon. Com, trying to get them to overnight it..."
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"- Wouldn't do it? - I think they notified the government."
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"Can't you wait for your grounding to be over?"
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"I am a fanatic audiophile."
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"That comes with responsibilities that a grounding doesn't alter."
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"I have to have this single and you have to get it to me."
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"- Okay, I'll do my best. - Thank you. I have to go."
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"- And you've got something in your teeth. - Stop that."
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"There you are. Where were you?"
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"I thought we would meet by the vending machines..."
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"for a little pre-debate non-dairy snack."
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"Paris wanted to do a sound check..."
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"and she found problems with the acoustics here."
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"The layout on this row of seats is causing a bass problem."
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"We've got to move this whole row over a foot."
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"Just move these people out."
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"Better find a seat before she moves them all."
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"- Have fun. - Thanks."
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"- Glad you came. - No, you're not."
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"- What? - I'm just getting you in the mood."
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"- Did you see Christopher anywhere? - No."
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"What does he look like?"
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"If you don't know, why are you looking?"
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"I'm looking for a guy that looks like a guy that you could be with..."
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"only I'm deducting 17 years off his age and I'm adding..."
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"an all-boys private school uniform and a Yankees cap."
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"- And does your head hurt? - Yeah, it does."
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"If everybody could please take their seats, we'll begin."
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"That includes all the members of the debate teams."
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"- I didn't think you'd remember me. - Of course I do."
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"- How's your new school? - I love it."
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"It's more mellow there, and I made a ton of friends."
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"- Good for you. - Brad."
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"- Paris. - Guess we're going mano a mano today."
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"- Oh, God. - All right."
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"The topic for today's debate is doctor-assisted suicide."
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"- That's pleasant. - Let me introduce the debaters."
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"On the Hillside Academy team, we have Brad Langford and Nancy Waterford."
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"- You look sick. - I feel sick."
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"And on the Chilton team, we have Rory Gilmore and Paris Geller."
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"Teams will have three minutes for openings..."
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"three minutes for rebuttals, and two minutes for conclusions."
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"They will be judged on the basis of content, strategy, and style."
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"I will be the judge along with Mrs. Gladstone."
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"Mrs. O'Malley is impregnable..."
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"but yesterday I complimented Mrs. Gladstone's dumpy outfit..."
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"and bought her an ice-cream sandwich. She practically licked my hand."
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"Nice going."
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"We choose which team takes the pro or con side with the toss of a coin."
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"- A member of Hillside will make the call. - Heads."
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"It's heads."
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"Chilton will pick. Pro or con?"
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"- Pro assisted suicide. - What a shock."
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"All right. Whenever you're ready, you may commence."
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"Thank you. Keep it snappy."
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"There are many vantage points..."
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"from which to consider doctor-assisted suicide."
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"Serious consideration draws from ethics, law..."
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"medical practices, philosophy, psychology, public policy, and religion..."
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"all topics I plan to explore in the next 2 minutes and 46 seconds."
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"- Look at that kid. He's shaking. - And pale."
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"He looks all white and tiny."
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"...either information or the actual means, such as medication or other supplies..."
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"to a person who wishes to terminate his or her own life."
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"The patient must then initiate the process."
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"The goal is euthanasia, a term with its roots in ancient Greek."
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"...and referencing their last point which erroneously cited South Carolina..."
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"as a state that has neither a statute nor common law..."
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"which prohibits assisted suicide..."
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"when we know that North Carolina is the proper citation..."
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"their subsequent argument falls short of even a level of speciousness..."
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"due to the fact that it doesn't even have a ring of factual truth..."
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"let alone its substance."
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"And after all, the absence of prohibition against assisted suicide..."
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"is a far cry from a statute which actually legitimizes the practice..."
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"a state of affairs which today exists only in Oregon, sadly enough..."
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"under the 1997 Death Without Dignity Act."
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"Circus lady, what's with the contortions?"
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"I'm trying to sneak a peek at the girl Christopher's with."
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"The concept behind 'sneak' is not having people notice you..."
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"and what you're doing is shouting, 'Notice me!'"
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"- Tell me you're not curious. - I'm not curious."
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"You are, too."
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"We'll meet her in a matter of minutes."
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"Come on, watch the tiny shaking boy get shorter."
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"...concerns the increasingly pressing nature of this debate..."
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"as the baby-boomer generation enters their graying years..."
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"and begins to place an insupportable burden over the nation's already..."
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"You sneak a little peek?"
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"Professor Bowmar of Willamette University College of Law..."
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"has prepared a summary that I'd like to use in my remaining time."
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"- Time. - What?"
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"- Time's up. - Lf I could have a few seconds..."
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"to rebut their charge of the cruelty of the act..."
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"- We take it back. - You can't take it back. It's a debate."
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"Okay, that's enough cruelty for one day, Paris."
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"Really? Thank you. Thank you very much."
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"You put up a good fight. Better luck next time."
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"You okay?"
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"I'm sweating. I'm completely soaked through."
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"And I think I'm catching a cold."
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"No, thanks."
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"I think I'm just gonna sit here quietly."
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