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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.7 (S02E02)

"And then I was watching late at night"
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"they have actually, like, blacks, like, black gambling,"
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"like the "World Series of Dice.""
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"It's crazy."
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"(man) Good evening ladies and gentlemen,"
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"here in Brooklyn, New York."
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"To buy weed?"
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"Not this time, Bill."
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"Nope, every one knows we're here for one reason"
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"and one reason only,"
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"we're here for the Eighth Annual"
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"Well, that's right, Rob."
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"Some of the greatest players from around the world"
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"have gathered here to compete for the grand prize:"
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"One another's money"
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"Let's meet them, these kings of click-clack."
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"Grits n' Gravy."
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"Grits n' Gravy."
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"Kansas city, missouri."
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"Flying in from the far east is Phyuck Yiu."
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"One of the premier dice players"
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"He has played dice in some of the gullyest of games."
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"Phyuck Yiu."
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"Konichiwa, bitches!"
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"Drop the card, baby!"
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"And that's Leonard Washington."
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"You know they say,"
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""papa didn't take no mess.""
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"Well, neither does Leonard."
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"My name's Leonard Washington."
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"Where I'm from?"
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"A little town called,"
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""none of your goddamned business.""
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"Ashy Larry."
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"Why do they call him Ashy Larry?"
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"Well, there's your answer."
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"Marcy Projects."
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"That man is drier than Kunta Kinte's ankle."
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"Come on, let's go."
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"I stole this money outta my girl purse."
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"and a set of trousers."
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"Roll the dice you Ashy motherfucker,"
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"All right, but I'm about to go from Ashy to classy."
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"(moaning)"
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"Ooh, and just like that, Ashy Larry is eliminated."
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"Ouch."
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"She's gonna kill me, Kiesha gonna kill me."
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"Larry, what the fuck are you doing?"
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"I was... okay, remember, I was emptying the trash..."
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"and that better not be the money"
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"out of my goddamned purse!"
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"pick the shit up and get the fuck out of here."
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"That's just what I'm trying to tell you!"
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"I was just taking the trash out."
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"You hear me, I was just taking the trash..."
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"she is gonna fuck him up."
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"You said it, Bill."
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"Okay, Grits n' Gravy is up next."
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"Now, Grits is most known for once rolling"
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"77 sevens in a row at a casino in Las Vegas,"
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"making him a millionaire in the process."
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"Well, you know, Rob, earlier today"
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"Let's take a look."
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"I bought my momma a car and I spent the rest on PCP."
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"Okay, simple enough."
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"I like his style."
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"Loves his mother."
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"Loves PCP."
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"Grits n' Gravy is ready to roll."
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"Let's see how he does."
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"Come on, put in."
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"Put up or shut up."
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"All right, just hold on."
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"What you all know about seven?"
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"Pay me!"
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"Put it down there, put it down there!"
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"Let's spread this around, yes!"
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"Hubba-hubba!"
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"I got babies to kiss and bitches to catch."
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"All in."
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"All in?"
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"I see you."
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"And Leonard laying it on thick."
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"An incredible stare down"
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"Look at the flaring nostrils."
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"Make's me want to throw up."
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"Ooh!"
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"Snake eyes! Damn!"
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"And just like that, Grits is eliminated."
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"And it comes down to these two men,"
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"Leonard Washington and Phyuck Yiu."
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"I want everybody in here to get butt-ass naked!"
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"Get your goddamn clothes off!"
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"This is a robbery."
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"And almost on cue the game gets robbed."
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"Local thug, Rodney "Quills" Dinkins,"
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"breaking into the Marcy Projects hallway here"
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"and telling us all to get butt naked."
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"You know, Bill, dice games get robbed."
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"It happens all the time."
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"They very rarely come to a reasonable end."
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"TV... is no different."
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"What you waiting for, cool breeze?"
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"Get it off, son!"
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"First of all, you better check your tone with me, man"
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"because I don't think you know who you're talking to."
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"I'm Leonard Washington,"
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"I don't get butt-naked for nobody."
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"You want this role, nigga,"
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"you gonna have to shoot me."
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"Okay."
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"This motherfucker has lost his mind."
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"And Leonard takes a slug to the leg."
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"Oh, but I'll tell ya something, Rob,"
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"you noticed he shot him below the waist,"
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"so it's not attempted murder."
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"That was very intelligent on Quills part."
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"this is just what they want us to do."
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"And just in time, here comes dumb-ass Ashy Larry."
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"Where the dice? Where the dice?"
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